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tinyechoes.bsky.social
bitchy portal baby man
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SHUT UP, YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE! STREET SMARTS!
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made the jump! stoked to start over and ramble some place new. i am:

✨a cosplayer
✨a human disaster
✨a gender void

#criticalrolecosplay #ofmd #haikyuu #dndoc
the next time i come here emoposting out of nowhere ask me if i’ve stocked up on midol

I’m not saying it’s a pattern but it’s weird it happened twice lmao
September 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“do all my friends hate me, or do i just need to go to sleep”

yeah
September 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
my head is going 90 miles a minute about crafting drag numbers and i am actively fighting back that voice in my head that says no one gives a fuck and it’s uninteresting

i’m so glad my self-esteem is such a complicated tangle after being made to feel like i was second rate for years
September 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I’m sipping gin + tonic in the back of a weird bar. I’ve made it.
September 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“I used to pray for days like this,” and it’s just having a warm home where my bills are paid, the candle smells like fall, and my Stardew is modded.
September 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
me: I think I’m pretty much an ambivert! I like staying in and going out equally!

also me after two days in a row of socializing: hey google how do I become a hermit
September 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
did unsettling, sad drag last night

that’s the second time I’ve done a number and it feels like I black out and wake up afterward, unaware of what I did on stage

but people seemed to enjoy the act, I’m learning to cradle those compliments close
September 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
the book nook scent from bath and body works in my room

call that wizardcore
September 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Reposted by bitchy portal baby man
"The frontiers demanded a blade. And so I heeded." (Gift art) #wyllbg3 #wyllravengard #bg3
September 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I really wish I could accurately explain how it feels to be inside my head right now

Everything is flourishing, my work is paying off, my ass is fat, my rent is paid
September 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
September 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
everyone please do the manifesting thing that this work pays off and i’m formally asked to travel to NY for my job aaaaaaah
September 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
the energy and vibe of dragoncon is what keeps me going back. you can’t beat making friends in line waiting for a panel, yapping about common interests and being in a community atmosphere like that.

(I am severely overstimulated and don’t want to leave my house for the next 5 days tho)
September 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I am so, so so so so so tired of letting this consume me

If you haven’t experienced before I know I sound dramatic

But imagine you get bit by a fire ant. It hurts, you brush it off but every few months it comes back to bite you again for no reason other than to remind you it exists
August 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I really wish that she could let this go. I want to enjoy myself without the worry that any one person looking my way is there to “report back” to my ex.

I am trying to heal and I need her to do so too.
August 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I’ve been trying to be more conscious about food waste as my little ingredient-delivered-by-post-dinners often have an excess of bits. Turned caramelized onions and a garlic chipotle mayo into a southwestern omelette and I am in HEAVEN.
August 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I got THE gideon nav boots and they’re so comfortable and I am so excited to be HOT and STUPID
August 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I know that I’m nesting (not in the omega sense but the period/PMS sense) because I have lit fall candles, I have done the dishes, laundry, changed litter boxes, organized my end tables in the living room ALL BEFORE LUNCH
August 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
despite everything, i’m still a hater lol
August 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
lmao imagine fumbling me

#tlt #thelockedtomb #gideonnav
August 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
booted up bg3 and felt /guilt/ out of nowhere I am allowed to rest, dagnabbit
August 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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The best part about all the BS surrounding this friend breakup is that she’s the one who went scorched earth and blocked the entire extended friend group in the course of 72 hours so idk what she wanted if not this
August 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
nearly posted earlier when I was full of rage and turned that into actually getting work done lol
August 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
modernizes ur viktor

#arcanecosplay #viktorarcane
August 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
recently I wonder how many versions of me exist in other’s heads

when I get one word responses now is it because they’ve been told I’m a horrifying gay monster out here breaking the hearts of innocent 37 year olds who’ve never done anything wrong in their life

or am I just not worth knowing
August 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM