I'll go check every room all over again to see if there's anything secret you can only see during the escape sequence

I exit your house and come back inside

it's a learning experience!

boss fight

how much gold will I get if I sell the restraining order and bill

are you a gooner?

triangle titty
the weakness of 90s gamer

I don't want to suffer, I want to eat candy and play videogames

Oh, and people probably want settings, right? To lower the volume of the music, or something? Maybe you want the thing to be fullscreen? Just how many things are there that need to be tracked at all times? I die and my spirit leaves my body

Closely tied to that, anything I want to make would probably require save data anyway, to keep track of what you've done, and I have no idea how to do that either. Thinking about these sorts of things makes my brain overheat, and I suffer a heat stroke.