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Writer and host of @patternstellstories.com podcast with @libertybirb.bsky.social. 🛸 Podcast: linktr.ee/patternstellstories Substack: https://www.tinyklaus.com Website: https://patternstellstories.com/
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UFOs in Congress | 2025
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Ufology pretty much ruined my life and getting involved might be my biggest regret.

That’s the reason for the lack of episodes.
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I’m at this point, too.

They had Blackwater dudes repel from a fucking Black Hawk helicopter and zip tie naked children.

It’s unsustainable.
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Buried in the polls, with every American screaming for the Epstein files, the walls are closing in on Tangerine Palpatine.

Sending troops to every city you can in a desperate attempt to make martial law happen is not strength. It’s the last gasp of a dying regime.
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To be fair to her, he was just as bald as he is now.
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Among other things, but that’s pretty much the gist of it.
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Well fuck. Thank you for checking.
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Rewatching Portlandia because I’m a terrorist.
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It’s only on my own feed when I scroll to a certain point.
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I do. Is that what it is?
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Why is this still happening?

It’s the most annoying bug ever, and it’s been like a year.
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Trump will be gone before the tech bros and the Heritage Foundation were planning on him to be.

That’s why Curtis Yarvin is talking about fleeing the country and Hegseth is a paranoid mess.

The surveillance infrastructure is not in place yet, and every delay tactic we have needs to be implemented.
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Trump: "I want to be good because you want to prove to God so you go to that next step, right? So that's very important to me."
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Peter Thiel got a Maltese citizenship to hedge against his coup failing.

What are the odds.
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This is Somers Farkas

Trump appointed her as ambassador to Malta

She is another one of Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell's close pedophile friends

Her husband is in Epstein's black book 7 times

He and Epstein also co-owned the Simpson Bay Yacht Club after Epstein was arrested for child trafficking
Trump appointed Epstein and Maxwell friend and partner Somers Farkas as ambassador to Malta Trump appointed Epstein and Maxwell friend and partner Somers Farkas as ambassador to Malta
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These are the words of the Antichrist, according to Peter Thiel.
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The same reason they swept this under the rug.

Or did they?

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The United States of America is just going to let this shit happen?

Just lay down and ignore them bragging publicly about this?

Insanity.
Um. What the fuck?

“Elon was very effective. He knows those computers better than anybody. Those vote counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. It was pretty good. Thank you to Elon.” Speaker Johnson appears to confirm a ‘secret’ election plan with Trump
By — Associated Press
Politics Oct 29, 2024 9:29 AM EST
House Speaker Mike Johnson appeared to confirm Donald Trump's claim Sunday that Republicans have a "secret" plan to win the election.

"By definition, a secret is not to be shared — and I don't intend to share this one," House Speaker Mike Johnson said in a statement.
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Who has the funding and manufacturing capabilities to make this many drones?

Who has the power to do this without consequences?

Why did this all begin immediately after the election?

Who would have advanced batteries that allow “drones the size of cars” to stay in the air as long as they do?
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I never said they were Russian drones.

Think bigger.
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Insisting that these drones are aliens only helps Putin obfuscate.

Just being real.
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Europe believes Russia is behind a spate of mysterious drone sightings across the continent but "can't prove it," Dutch Prime Minister Dick Schoof told the Kyiv Independent on Oct. 6.
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Insisting that these drones are aliens only helps Putin obfuscate.

Just being real.
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Europe believes Russia is behind a spate of mysterious drone sightings across the continent but "can't prove it," Dutch Prime Minister Dick Schoof told the Kyiv Independent on Oct. 6.
Exclusive: Europe believes Russia behind mysterious drone sightings but 'can't prove it,' Dutch PM says
Over the last few weeks, drones have violated the airspace of at least eight European countries.
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Check out my new substack article on Dr. Ed Teller and his Brilliant Pebbles: open.substack.com/pub/libertyb...
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Encouraging.
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Terrified Curtis Yarvin—the “philosopher behind JD Vance”—plans to flee the USA.

The Dork Enlightenment guru says the Trump administration is failing to go full authoritarian.

“I feel that I personally have to start thinking realistically about how to flee the country.”
From Yarvin's Substack: The second Trump revolution, like the first, is failing. It is failing because it deserves to fail. It is failing because it spends all its time patting itself on the back. It is failing because its true mission, which neither it nor (still less) its supporters understand, is still as far beyond its reach as algebra is beyond a cat. Because the vengeance meted out after its failure will dwarf the vengeance after 2020—because the successes of the second revolution are so much greater than the first—I feel that I personally have to start thinking realistically about how to flee the country. Everyone else in a similar position should have a 2029 plan as well. And it is not even clear that it will wait until 2029: losing the Congress will instantly put the administration on the defensive.