Tim Apple better start hawkin' a lot of iPhones on Pennsylvania Avenue.
December 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Tim Apple better start hawkin' a lot of iPhones on Pennsylvania Avenue.
Seems more like 15 to 20 years. A lot like a prison sentence.
December 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Seems more like 15 to 20 years. A lot like a prison sentence.
Good stuff. Spoon it into a big arepa and top it off with a handful of queso. Delicious!
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Good stuff. Spoon it into a big arepa and top it off with a handful of queso. Delicious!
Machado does have popular support.
Toppling Maduro is almost trivial for the U.S., but we usually fail at nation building. I wouldn't expect the clowns in the Trump regime to be any more successful.
Toppling Maduro is almost trivial for the U.S., but we usually fail at nation building. I wouldn't expect the clowns in the Trump regime to be any more successful.
December 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Machado does have popular support.
Toppling Maduro is almost trivial for the U.S., but we usually fail at nation building. I wouldn't expect the clowns in the Trump regime to be any more successful.
Toppling Maduro is almost trivial for the U.S., but we usually fail at nation building. I wouldn't expect the clowns in the Trump regime to be any more successful.
Trump is an overly litigious ass that rarely finds success in the courtroom.
December 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Trump is an overly litigious ass that rarely finds success in the courtroom.
Wonder what some Florida voters think about this.
December 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Wonder what some Florida voters think about this.
Being a crotchety reply guy is how I vent my frustration with the dipshits of the world. I ain't tryna be Internet famous.
December 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Being a crotchety reply guy is how I vent my frustration with the dipshits of the world. I ain't tryna be Internet famous.
I bet he wears water wings in the shallow end of the pool too.
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I bet he wears water wings in the shallow end of the pool too.
Is the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act still a thing? Asking for a future DoJ.
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Is the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act still a thing? Asking for a future DoJ.
Republicans, prostrating themselves and the country for a murderous KGB agent. Yellow bellied dipshits that they are.
December 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Republicans, prostrating themselves and the country for a murderous KGB agent. Yellow bellied dipshits that they are.
Originalism - interpreting the Constitution to mean whatever contemporary Republicans want it to mean.
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Originalism - interpreting the Constitution to mean whatever contemporary Republicans want it to mean.
No interest in hanging out on that Nazi site.
December 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
No interest in hanging out on that Nazi site.
Can't have mass shootings without the guns. The solution is tragically obvious.
December 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Can't have mass shootings without the guns. The solution is tragically obvious.
CBS is no longer a trustworthy source of information. Just another right wing clown show.
December 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
CBS is no longer a trustworthy source of information. Just another right wing clown show.
Bad things happen when you put the dumbest assholes in the country in charge of absolutely everything.
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Bad things happen when you put the dumbest assholes in the country in charge of absolutely everything.
Trump never had a coalition. He only appeals to one group: fucking idiots.
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Trump never had a coalition. He only appeals to one group: fucking idiots.
I think Blue Origin is going to beat Space X to the lunar surface (with an intact lander). On orbit refueling is going to be an obstacle for Space X. Plus, the lunar surface really doesn't lend itself to high center of mass vehicles.
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I think Blue Origin is going to beat Space X to the lunar surface (with an intact lander). On orbit refueling is going to be an obstacle for Space X. Plus, the lunar surface really doesn't lend itself to high center of mass vehicles.
No other country has that capability at all.
December 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
No other country has that capability at all.
State crimes are being committed by ICE agents and state governments need to start acting like it. Prosecute ICE criminals and protect the people!
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
State crimes are being committed by ICE agents and state governments need to start acting like it. Prosecute ICE criminals and protect the people!
Republicans are bigots.
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Republicans are bigots.
The Jiggery Pokery Applesauce doctrine.
December 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The Jiggery Pokery Applesauce doctrine.
Republicans are too stupid to have figured out an ACA replacement in the 16 years since it passed.
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Republicans are too stupid to have figured out an ACA replacement in the 16 years since it passed.
Ok, but with Netflix we can binge watch CNN and know what's going to happen weeks in advance.
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Ok, but with Netflix we can binge watch CNN and know what's going to happen weeks in advance.
The Trump clowns should all have to use Comic Sans.
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The Trump clowns should all have to use Comic Sans.