Tippocalypse
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Tippocalypse
@tippocalypse.bsky.social
It doesn’t matter what “hack” people have suggested for those shit fries. Animal style, well done, etc. they’re still soggy undercooked disappointments.

Burgers are fine.
January 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Very accurate. Also contains my favorite prompt of the year:

PREGNANT MARIO LACTATING JAMBA
JUICE ALL OVER BLANKA FROM STREET
FIGHTER

No I don’t want to Generate that image…
October 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hiring, resourcing, respecting, and listening to its T&S team……
October 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Certainly why I’m actively pursuing a job transfer to EU. It saddens me that 77mil people are ok with trading rights and freedoms for authoritarianism just to discriminate or remove those they’re told to hate. I don’t wanna live in that america even if dems are in power.
September 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Recalcitrant is the best $5 word to describe tubeless tires. I went back to tubes and don’t necessarily regret it because I hate maintaining anything.
July 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It’s certainly more than just Microsoft. All tech employees are feeling exposed as the locus of power shifts to finance, investor relations, HR, and the C Suite, all of who give two flying fucks about any given individual employee.
July 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Fuck!
June 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Competition for the “best printer” article 😂
June 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Can’t wait for the blue note! Safe travels ahead of that 💙
May 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The absolute foundation of our own American military superiority…the party speaker!
May 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
What’s crazy is that a steam deck can run it at 30fps with the right settings. Granted that’s at 1200x800 resolution and it still has hiccups in the open world.
April 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
PodcastRob316 must HATE America’s 2nd Favorite Podcast within a Podcast…
April 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Brought to you by Geni5ys…
April 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Don’t t let them denigrate my favorite conspiracy theory podcast within a podcast, Brendan Carr is a Dummy.
March 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Between this thread and an IG reel that referenced 1 man 1 jar this week, I don’t know what’s happening. I’ll chalk it up to the new admin…..
February 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The OG of shit-posting…
February 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Looking forward to the post-COVID froth deflation although unlike tech there might not be anyone to lay off…
February 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Let’s be honest, it’s disc golf.
January 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
When?????
January 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
✋🏻 yeah! I still fly that one for the clout along with my Immortal title. #middleagewowstarterpack
January 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Jonathan Davis grumbles now living rent free in my head for the duration of this train ride. Tyvm.
January 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
There are worse places…like the VTA light rail between Mountain View and Gilroy.
January 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’m absolutely disgusted at myself that my first instinct was to go to the steam store to see what sale I was missing out on…
January 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM