🧑🎄🎄 Clark W. Mudge 🎄🎅
@tipsytauntaun.bsky.social
Baseball fiend, home body, whiskey guy, movie collector, drive-in enthusiast, cynic & random babbler on topics of no significance or juxtapositioning.
Meatloaf, Smeatloaf, Double Beetloaf. I Hate Meatloaf.
December 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Meatloaf, Smeatloaf, Double Beetloaf. I Hate Meatloaf.
"Main takeaway, if you're gonna fuck do it in the parking lot".
December 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"Main takeaway, if you're gonna fuck do it in the parking lot".
If that thing had nine lives, she just spent 'em all.
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
If that thing had nine lives, she just spent 'em all.
8 Bit Christmas for sure.
Two weeks until Christmas Day!! 14 days until #Christmas 🎄Which theater are you picking?
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
8 Bit Christmas for sure.
Only One Thing In The World Could've Dragged Me Away From The Soft Glow Of Electric Sex Gleaming In The Window
15 days until #Christmas 🎄Is Christmas better as a child or as an adult?
two boys in pajamas are opening christmas presents in front of a christmas tree
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December 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Only One Thing In The World Could've Dragged Me Away From The Soft Glow Of Electric Sex Gleaming In The Window
Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?
17 days until #Christmas 🎄Make the comment section look like Clark Griswold’s internet search history.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a group of people .
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December 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?
Fuck it.
Bath whiskey.
Bath whiskey.
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Fuck it.
Bath whiskey.
Bath whiskey.
I Can't Put My Arms Down
18 days until #Christmas 🎄Which movie are you picking?
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I Can't Put My Arms Down
Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination
Adddddored??!! Let's face it, you paid for the women.
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Adddddored??!! Let's face it, you paid for the women.
You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant
December 4, 2025 at 10:26 AM
You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant
Adults Loved To Say Things Like That But Kids Knew Better. We Knew Darn Well It Was Always Better Not To Get Caught
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Adults Loved To Say Things Like That But Kids Knew Better. We Knew Darn Well It Was Always Better Not To Get Caught
All 3. That's the best trio.
23 days until #Christmas 🎄 Which movie are you going to see?
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
All 3. That's the best trio.
It's not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It's not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room
I know him.
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I know him.
THIS MEANS WAAAAAR
26 days until #Christmas 🎄Any highlights from Black Friday shopping?
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November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
THIS MEANS WAAAAAR
Gotta piss
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Gotta piss
Schwartz Created A Slight Breach Of Etiquette By Skipping The Triple Dare And Going Right For The Throat
27 days until #Christmas 🎄 NEW MUSIC ALERT!! I just released a pop punk parody Christmas album!! It’s 18 popular 2000s pop punk songs parodied into cheesy Christmas songs and 2 covers. Check it out here —> distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
The Pop Punk Christmas Adventure, Vol. 2 by Austin Martinez
Stream and Save The Pop Punk Christmas Adventure, Vol. 2 - Distributed by DistroKid
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November 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Schwartz Created A Slight Breach Of Etiquette By Skipping The Triple Dare And Going Right For The Throat
Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel
28 days until #Christmas 🎄Happy Thanksgiving Day in the US. It all begins when Santa arrives at the parade in NYC today!
santa claus is riding in a sleigh with a bag full of presents
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November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel
I Triple-Dog-Dare Ya
29 days until #Christmas 🎄When/how did you learn the truth about Santa Claus?
a merry christmas greeting card with santa claus
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November 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I Triple-Dog-Dare Ya
Your grandma's got a real painful bur on her heel. If you rub it for me, I'll give you a whole quarter.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Your grandma's got a real painful bur on her heel. If you rub it for me, I'll give you a whole quarter.
I can't put my arms down!
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I can't put my arms down!
Another trip around the sun — and this one feels different. It’s my final year in my 40s, and as I inch toward "that" milestone, I intend to celebrate every moment; from big experiences to small. There was a time I never thought I’d see 49, let alone 50, so I'm ready to indulge.
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Another trip around the sun — and this one feels different. It’s my final year in my 40s, and as I inch toward "that" milestone, I intend to celebrate every moment; from big experiences to small. There was a time I never thought I’d see 49, let alone 50, so I'm ready to indulge.
I Want An Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, with a compass and a stock, and a thing that tells time
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I Want An Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, with a compass and a stock, and a thing that tells time
She'll see it later honey, her eyes are frozen shut.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
She'll see it later honey, her eyes are frozen shut.