Every now and then, I find myself worrying that time travel is a thing and this is actually the best possible timeline. It'd be a lot like finding out that there is other intelligent life in the universe, but we're the most advanced. It just kind of sucks the hope out of you.

Aw man, I overcooked my eggs. With prices as they are; however, you can be sure as hell that I'm still eating them. (Oh god, is this my first post here?)