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“Best of” albums and I seem to greatly disagree on what that term actually means
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
“Best of” albums and I seem to greatly disagree on what that term actually means
I don't know if I need to go to a rage room or a gay bar but either way I feel the need to start taking shots
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I don't know if I need to go to a rage room or a gay bar but either way I feel the need to start taking shots
I hope some weird theater kid uses Dance Music by the Mountain Goats as their Freeform monologue
October 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I hope some weird theater kid uses Dance Music by the Mountain Goats as their Freeform monologue
Currently drinking out of a giant Hello Kitty mug that I only have because some guy was selling it for $2, which he only did because his ex gf cheated and left a bunch of stuff at his place, including her collection of Hello Kitty merchandise. You just don’t get that kind of story buying retail
October 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Currently drinking out of a giant Hello Kitty mug that I only have because some guy was selling it for $2, which he only did because his ex gf cheated and left a bunch of stuff at his place, including her collection of Hello Kitty merchandise. You just don’t get that kind of story buying retail
I have made a very beautiful and powerful broth. I put at least 4x as much liquid into it as I got out. Cooked for a solid 5 hours. I am unstoppable
October 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I have made a very beautiful and powerful broth. I put at least 4x as much liquid into it as I got out. Cooked for a solid 5 hours. I am unstoppable
One of my favorite kinds of breakfast food to make is just leftover dinner food with an egg in it
October 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
One of my favorite kinds of breakfast food to make is just leftover dinner food with an egg in it
Men in their 40s who used to be cool when they were younger have an odd habit of trying to get me to listen to metal. It’s such a specific pattern but it keeps happening
October 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Men in their 40s who used to be cool when they were younger have an odd habit of trying to get me to listen to metal. It’s such a specific pattern but it keeps happening
Other people’s “hair transformations” are so funny to me because to some people that means copper highlights at the salon, whereas I have given myself a Mohawk in my bathroom
September 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Other people’s “hair transformations” are so funny to me because to some people that means copper highlights at the salon, whereas I have given myself a Mohawk in my bathroom
“I can’t date a bi girl, what if she leaves me for a man?” Is a bad take for a number of reasons, but really, if you can’t compete with a hypothetical man, you should probably step up your game
September 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
“I can’t date a bi girl, what if she leaves me for a man?” Is a bad take for a number of reasons, but really, if you can’t compete with a hypothetical man, you should probably step up your game
Swatching lipstick at Sephora and leaving empty handed but looking like I’ve been feeding a vampire
August 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Swatching lipstick at Sephora and leaving empty handed but looking like I’ve been feeding a vampire
Sometimes the solution to being lonely is to get comfortable going places alone. Movies, concerts, fairs, anything that doesn’t actually require another person. Sometimes just being around people is enough.
August 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sometimes the solution to being lonely is to get comfortable going places alone. Movies, concerts, fairs, anything that doesn’t actually require another person. Sometimes just being around people is enough.
I’m so tired of people in stories treating each other like a wounded animal they nursed back to health. “This is for you’re own good”,
“I’m setting you free”, etc. that is a grown adult fully capable of making an informed decision, this isn’t White Fang
“I’m setting you free”, etc. that is a grown adult fully capable of making an informed decision, this isn’t White Fang
July 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m so tired of people in stories treating each other like a wounded animal they nursed back to health. “This is for you’re own good”,
“I’m setting you free”, etc. that is a grown adult fully capable of making an informed decision, this isn’t White Fang
“I’m setting you free”, etc. that is a grown adult fully capable of making an informed decision, this isn’t White Fang
Doing the lord’s work (convincing a young man not to get a buzz cut)
July 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Doing the lord’s work (convincing a young man not to get a buzz cut)
I wish that “I could have been so much worse” didn’t sound like a threat. It took EFFORT to be this well-adjusted, dammit! I did all the adjusting myself!
July 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I wish that “I could have been so much worse” didn’t sound like a threat. It took EFFORT to be this well-adjusted, dammit! I did all the adjusting myself!
Recently found out that the “old lady blue” hair color was often not a whimsical style choice and actually just a result of using too much toner
May 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Recently found out that the “old lady blue” hair color was often not a whimsical style choice and actually just a result of using too much toner
Oh, so the beautiful tragic young woman is going to have immortality thrust upon her? What, again?
March 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Oh, so the beautiful tragic young woman is going to have immortality thrust upon her? What, again?
Love a headcanon that is cool as hell but in no way accurate. I will suspend my disbelief just so that this middle aged man can wear dramatic eyeliner to his office job
March 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Love a headcanon that is cool as hell but in no way accurate. I will suspend my disbelief just so that this middle aged man can wear dramatic eyeliner to his office job
Being a cat owner is great, sometimes I look over to find that a small creature has been staring at me intently for the past 15 minutes
March 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Being a cat owner is great, sometimes I look over to find that a small creature has been staring at me intently for the past 15 minutes
Confusing that people justify their collectibles by claiming they’re worth money. You don’t get that money unless you sell them, which you clearly don’t want to do if you’re buying special furniture to display them
March 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Confusing that people justify their collectibles by claiming they’re worth money. You don’t get that money unless you sell them, which you clearly don’t want to do if you’re buying special furniture to display them
As an alaskan, I for one welcome our new Canadian overlords
February 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM
As an alaskan, I for one welcome our new Canadian overlords
I can’t wait until Timothee Chalamet gets old enough to play eccentric mentor characters instead of teen heartthrobs
February 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I can’t wait until Timothee Chalamet gets old enough to play eccentric mentor characters instead of teen heartthrobs
Why are makeup shade names so sexy? My eyeliner is apparently called “perversion”. It’s black. My favorite lipstick is titled “O face”, which does very little to convey the idea that it is a cool toned brown, but does make things awkward when I want to recommend it to people
February 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Why are makeup shade names so sexy? My eyeliner is apparently called “perversion”. It’s black. My favorite lipstick is titled “O face”, which does very little to convey the idea that it is a cool toned brown, but does make things awkward when I want to recommend it to people
Oof ouch my head hurts! Surely, ignoring the problem and staring at screens for the next 3 hours will help
February 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Oof ouch my head hurts! Surely, ignoring the problem and staring at screens for the next 3 hours will help
Thinking too much about Ginsberg again. Something about not only acknowledging the less noble parts of suffering but choosing to draw attention to them, especially at the time
January 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Thinking too much about Ginsberg again. Something about not only acknowledging the less noble parts of suffering but choosing to draw attention to them, especially at the time