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Tired Cyrus AD > MFF
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25 | Horny thoughts of a dragon furry | θ∆ | 18+ only | He/Him | Bi af | Icon: @ezrathalis.bsky.social | banner: @fatbludragon.furobesity.net‬
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
stimman4000 smth happened to a friend of mine that i have to describe in greentext form bc i feel like it's the best medium for the story give me a minute estimman4000 >be me >gay >recently out >at my first pride >having a good time >someone throws a rainbow rubber ball into the crowd >i catch it >hear a girl behind me go "damn my dog's gonna be so disappointed you caught that" >turn around >she's holding a leash >theres a guy with a dog collar and a puppy mask on the end of the leash >he says "i really wanted that ball"
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
Welcome to ADHD emotions! Get ready to experience • Understimulation Overstimulation The Anger Spiral • Wednesday Forever • Oh God they hate me. This whole Grocery Store hates me. And *•.~° I lust*•.~°
October 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
evilbeast also it finally happened. a girl called me hot for having a multitool in my backpack evilbeast right so i also have a patch like this on my backpack: STOP 🛑 NO TALK NO TOUCH NO EYE CONTACT its meant for a service dog but i like to think i'm funny. anyways same girl saw this patch, read it out loud, then made direct eye contact and Grabbed my throat evilbeast the moral of the story is that if you are a pathetic fag with the strength of a wet napkin scary women want to keep you as a pet
October 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
karcatgirl-vantas the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck skluug this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
October 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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odiseth.pmd.social
I get it, you like your cute furries and the fun video game gets you viewers on Twitch. Fortnite’s a fun game. But you can’t start compromising your stated morals just because a product you like is violating those morals now. Don’t forget what AI’s taking from all of us. Don’t let it take you too.
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
tiredcyrusad.bsky.social
Congratulations!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM