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@tiredhottakes.bsky.social
You can’t get mad at me, I’m disabled.
I’m also a woman with absolutely no patience.
Never got my pen license. I’ve been writing unlicensed all this time.
Inner West, Sydney, Australia
I’m also a woman with absolutely no patience.
Never got my pen license. I’ve been writing unlicensed all this time.
Inner West, Sydney, Australia
This is good. I’ve already got parental controls in place, banned private chat, and my 11 year old was told after the facial scan that he can only chat to other users in his age group in the heavily moderated, public game chat.
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This is good. I’ve already got parental controls in place, banned private chat, and my 11 year old was told after the facial scan that he can only chat to other users in his age group in the heavily moderated, public game chat.
Ah come on, don’t make it this easy
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Ah come on, don’t make it this easy
He is afraid of ghosts
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
He is afraid of ghosts
Payman deserves a medal for not reflexively tripping her. Imagine this being your workplace.
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Payman deserves a medal for not reflexively tripping her. Imagine this being your workplace.
“Flatten Leichhardt”
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“Flatten Leichhardt”
Hopefully she remembers her passport
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Hopefully she remembers her passport
Me: I won’t buy any more concert tickets. Four gigs is enough. Five. Five gigs. Six. But no more!
[Lily Allen UK tour comes up in my feed for some reason]
[Lily Allen UK tour comes up in my feed for some reason]
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Me: I won’t buy any more concert tickets. Four gigs is enough. Five. Five gigs. Six. But no more!
[Lily Allen UK tour comes up in my feed for some reason]
[Lily Allen UK tour comes up in my feed for some reason]
Incredible headline
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Incredible headline
My dear departed Dad would be absolutely livid at the fact that politicians are praising an introduced weed this year. Native or gtfo
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My dear departed Dad would be absolutely livid at the fact that politicians are praising an introduced weed this year. Native or gtfo
Reading about an ICE agent who is in court complaining he got hit by sandwich. You could never be her.
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Reading about an ICE agent who is in court complaining he got hit by sandwich. You could never be her.
There are a lot of opinions on this, all of them wrong. A warrant is not ‘just a suspicion’, as a lot of people have been saying in their down the barrel TikToks, it’s a situation where an arrest will be made. They have the evidence. www.thenewdaily.com.au/news/politic...
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
There are a lot of opinions on this, all of them wrong. A warrant is not ‘just a suspicion’, as a lot of people have been saying in their down the barrel TikToks, it’s a situation where an arrest will be made. They have the evidence. www.thenewdaily.com.au/news/politic...
Every time the ad for this comes on SBS, without fail I will hear Chicken Conqueror
November 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Every time the ad for this comes on SBS, without fail I will hear Chicken Conqueror
It was nice knowing you all
October 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It was nice knowing you all
Every single MP who embarrassed themselves by saying this out loud is certifiably fucking mental
October 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Every single MP who embarrassed themselves by saying this out loud is certifiably fucking mental
When GPs tell me, disabled woman whose part time casual WFH job earns her less than $700 a week, that they are not earning enough on bulk billing to survive
www.news.com.au/lifestyle/he...
www.news.com.au/lifestyle/he...
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
When GPs tell me, disabled woman whose part time casual WFH job earns her less than $700 a week, that they are not earning enough on bulk billing to survive
www.news.com.au/lifestyle/he...
www.news.com.au/lifestyle/he...
Our own media tried to make this into some kind of failure for Albo, but dementia was the winner today
October 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Our own media tried to make this into some kind of failure for Albo, but dementia was the winner today
Went to SkyFeast at Sydney Tower for the second birthday in 5 weeks. This time it was day time and we could finally pick out the best part of Sydney, the Inner West.
October 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Went to SkyFeast at Sydney Tower for the second birthday in 5 weeks. This time it was day time and we could finally pick out the best part of Sydney, the Inner West.
In any other country, this would be a conflict of interest, at best, but not in the best country in the world, the goddamn U S of A!!
September 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
In any other country, this would be a conflict of interest, at best, but not in the best country in the world, the goddamn U S of A!!
If he didn’t end it with ‘dickhead’ then the history has forgotten the internet of yore and so much is lost
September 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If he didn’t end it with ‘dickhead’ then the history has forgotten the internet of yore and so much is lost
Got myself a waratah cos my Dad loved waratahs. It’s the only one on my balcony in a special terracotta pot (the rest of my plants are herbs and culinary natives in standard pots).
September 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Got myself a waratah cos my Dad loved waratahs. It’s the only one on my balcony in a special terracotta pot (the rest of my plants are herbs and culinary natives in standard pots).
Good morning
September 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Good morning
I remember hearing something at that time and thinking ‘wouldn’t it be funny if that was another earthquake’
September 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I remember hearing something at that time and thinking ‘wouldn’t it be funny if that was another earthquake’
Strangely, I am not happy to know my package is accelerating towards me
September 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Strangely, I am not happy to know my package is accelerating towards me
I love this plane but will never fully accept that this is a real plane
September 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I love this plane but will never fully accept that this is a real plane