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Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 3h

i knew a mean girl in hs who got too drunk at a party and literally shit herself…..best news i had ever gotten 😂😂😂😂😂 she was shitty booty the rest of hs

Blazeeeee @zsakamblaze.bsky.social · 5h

If you’re ever thinking about being a teacher, today I had an 11th grader, tell me he was gonna fart by my desk cause he hated me and ended up shitting himself…

a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .

ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .

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Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 4h

yeah it’s cause i had a gap lmaoooo it’s to keep my gap closed 🤣

Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 6h

i have both top & bottom 😭😭 which is why i rarely bite into stuff bc it’s so annoying to get out!!!

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Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 6h

“why don’t you just floss” have you ever used retainer floss??? it’s the hardest shit ever to accomplish

Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 6h

& before some says “why don’t you take them out” let me remind you that permanent retainers exist.

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Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 6h

just went against the grain and bit into this rib instead of cutting the meat off like usual and now there’s meat stuck in my fucking top retainer

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Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 7h

don’t let Itchin x Future come on either…you’d think i was slanging at one point 😭😭😭😭

Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 7h

you will never see me throwing ass in a club unless i’m absolutely plastered bc im a YN in the club rapping along and making guns out of my fingers 😂

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Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 9h

a raspberry white chocolate bundt cake would heal me rn

Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 11h

just saw a story of a man in Memphis who killed the mother and threw their 2 day old baby into the Mississippi River. please protect yourselves. some of these men would rather kill you than be responsible or take accountability.

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Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 11h

if that man says he doesn’t want the child & you’re planning on keeping it. PLEASE take the proper steps to protect you & that child…gun or some kind of weapon, security cameras, dash cams on the car…front & rear, the whole nine bc some of these men will kill you & that child.

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Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 11h

it got so bad to the point that within a year almost the entirety of my colon was infected 😬 had to completely change my diet & start taking medication…now 10 years later, a lot of my symptoms have subsided which is great

Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 11h

a lot of people dk that colitis can occur due to food poisoning bc it happened to me…i was served a bloody rib at Mississippi State and didn’t realize until halfway through. i spent the next day in the bathroom and threw up so much i was taken to the hospital where they told me i had acute colitis 🙃

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Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 12h

see that would’ve been better but she dead ass stopped and said “it is? oh well shit” 🤣🤣🤣

Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 12h

Celina, Lancaster, Corinth, pronouncing the K in Oakcliff 😂

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 12h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 12h

this like the time my sister said she wanted to see the world & visit places like paris and france 😂😂😂 that was the day she learned that paris IS in france

Kimberly💘 @kimberlysays.blacksky.app · 13h

ok so don’t jump me please… i was today years old when i realized St. Louis and New Orleans are two completely different places.

princehak33m.bsky.social @princehak33m.bsky.social · 13h

Escaping from a prison in New Orleans and hiding out in Atlanta seems very short sighted 😭

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Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 23h

some of these professors so damn unorganized it’s ridiculous. this shit should’ve been added on here.

Tish. @tishdelish.bsky.social · 23h

this professor just randomly added a quiz when the week already fucking started…bitch it’s wednesday?!

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