Tis Himself
@tishimself.bsky.social
He/Him.
Dad, husband, protagonist
Dad, husband, protagonist
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For all my new followers...
Y'all want a beer or something?
Y'all want a beer or something?
January 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
For all my new followers...
Y'all want a beer or something?
Y'all want a beer or something?
Americans: Can we have a healthcare, please?
Trump: Greenland!
Americans: But, we kinda need healthca-
Trump: PANAMA!
Americans: But, we want to, you know, not die or-
Government: Bans TikTok
Trump: Greenland!
Americans: But, we kinda need healthca-
Trump: PANAMA!
Americans: But, we want to, you know, not die or-
Government: Bans TikTok
January 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Americans: Can we have a healthcare, please?
Trump: Greenland!
Americans: But, we kinda need healthca-
Trump: PANAMA!
Americans: But, we want to, you know, not die or-
Government: Bans TikTok
Trump: Greenland!
Americans: But, we kinda need healthca-
Trump: PANAMA!
Americans: But, we want to, you know, not die or-
Government: Bans TikTok
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There are two wolves inside me …
No, wait. So weird. Autocorrect keeps changing “loaves” to “wolves.” Lol.
No, wait. So weird. Autocorrect keeps changing “loaves” to “wolves.” Lol.
January 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
There are two wolves inside me …
No, wait. So weird. Autocorrect keeps changing “loaves” to “wolves.” Lol.
No, wait. So weird. Autocorrect keeps changing “loaves” to “wolves.” Lol.
Yeah...
Yeah.
Yeah.
January 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Yeah...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Die Hard, Rent and Gremlins are all Christmas movies.
Fight me
Fight me
December 26, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Die Hard, Rent and Gremlins are all Christmas movies.
Fight me
Fight me
"Marley was dead: to begin with."
I wish all CEOs a very Dickensian evening
I wish all CEOs a very Dickensian evening
December 25, 2024 at 12:08 AM
"Marley was dead: to begin with."
I wish all CEOs a very Dickensian evening
I wish all CEOs a very Dickensian evening
The reason so many billionaires want to go to space is that guillotines need gravity to function
December 22, 2024 at 10:51 PM
The reason so many billionaires want to go to space is that guillotines need gravity to function
You scumbag,
You maggot,
You cheap lousy MAGAT
[in the spirit of the holidays]
You maggot,
You cheap lousy MAGAT
[in the spirit of the holidays]
December 19, 2024 at 2:03 AM
You scumbag,
You maggot,
You cheap lousy MAGAT
[in the spirit of the holidays]
You maggot,
You cheap lousy MAGAT
[in the spirit of the holidays]
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Does...does no one see it?
December 18, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Does...does no one see it?
Does...does no one see it?
December 18, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Does...does no one see it?
South Carolina, drone captured on film
December 18, 2024 at 11:15 PM
South Carolina, drone captured on film
Be the person @robertpicardo.bsky.social thinks you should be.
December 18, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Be the person @robertpicardo.bsky.social thinks you should be.
My toddler has spent the last 20 minutes explaining that her penguin hat is, in fact, a penguin hat.
So, for anybody wondering how I'm doing....
So, for anybody wondering how I'm doing....
December 17, 2024 at 7:36 PM
My toddler has spent the last 20 minutes explaining that her penguin hat is, in fact, a penguin hat.
So, for anybody wondering how I'm doing....
So, for anybody wondering how I'm doing....
Just had the best hang out with my favorite aunts. Glad my pal Luigi could make it
December 13, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Just had the best hang out with my favorite aunts. Glad my pal Luigi could make it
Folks, this is difficult for me to say.
"Onomatopoeia"
"Onomatopoeia"
December 12, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Folks, this is difficult for me to say.
"Onomatopoeia"
"Onomatopoeia"
The OnlyFans bots that keep following me clearly don't know I have a type.
December 11, 2024 at 9:51 PM
The OnlyFans bots that keep following me clearly don't know I have a type.
When it gets meta, but only with a niche crowd
December 11, 2024 at 9:39 PM
When it gets meta, but only with a niche crowd
A jar of pickles will never survive contact with my kids
December 11, 2024 at 4:31 PM
A jar of pickles will never survive contact with my kids
Man, it was so much fun hanging out with my buddy Luigi Mangione on December 4th. Specifically between 6am and 6pm
December 10, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Man, it was so much fun hanging out with my buddy Luigi Mangione on December 4th. Specifically between 6am and 6pm
For those unaware, NYPD has a tipline to try and ID The Adjuster.
I called it. I offered a $25 dollar tip.
I called it. I offered a $25 dollar tip.
December 9, 2024 at 2:01 AM
For those unaware, NYPD has a tipline to try and ID The Adjuster.
I called it. I offered a $25 dollar tip.
I called it. I offered a $25 dollar tip.
Spotted in Edinburgh
December 8, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Spotted in Edinburgh
