Tissue Witch
@tissuewitch.bsky.social
Dark electro from Boston, MA
It seems to me that the whole “I am not a racist” crowd is also the “I am not a cuckold” crowd.
Heh, At least that’s what their wives tell me.
Heh, At least that’s what their wives tell me.
January 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
It seems to me that the whole “I am not a racist” crowd is also the “I am not a cuckold” crowd.
Heh, At least that’s what their wives tell me.
Heh, At least that’s what their wives tell me.
Anyone else wanna bone the sphinx? Or is that just me?
December 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Anyone else wanna bone the sphinx? Or is that just me?
Me to my gf this morning:
‘we never have sex in the morning anymore’
immediately ‘it’s cos you cum too quick!’
Latino girlfriends never miss a chance to put you in your place.
‘we never have sex in the morning anymore’
immediately ‘it’s cos you cum too quick!’
Latino girlfriends never miss a chance to put you in your place.
December 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Me to my gf this morning:
‘we never have sex in the morning anymore’
immediately ‘it’s cos you cum too quick!’
Latino girlfriends never miss a chance to put you in your place.
‘we never have sex in the morning anymore’
immediately ‘it’s cos you cum too quick!’
Latino girlfriends never miss a chance to put you in your place.
Anand Giridharadas on @democracynow.org yesterday:
"u can gauge status by spelling grammar punctuation usage is inversely related to power in this network-- the earnest scientists and scholars type neatly the wealthy and powerful reply tersely with mispellings erratic spacing stray, commas"
🤔
"u can gauge status by spelling grammar punctuation usage is inversely related to power in this network-- the earnest scientists and scholars type neatly the wealthy and powerful reply tersely with mispellings erratic spacing stray, commas"
🤔
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Anand Giridharadas on @democracynow.org yesterday:
"u can gauge status by spelling grammar punctuation usage is inversely related to power in this network-- the earnest scientists and scholars type neatly the wealthy and powerful reply tersely with mispellings erratic spacing stray, commas"
🤔
"u can gauge status by spelling grammar punctuation usage is inversely related to power in this network-- the earnest scientists and scholars type neatly the wealthy and powerful reply tersely with mispellings erratic spacing stray, commas"
🤔
Only in America could “no buzzwords” become… a buzzword. A meta-buzzword. A buzzword about killing buzzwords.
Entropy in real time.
Entropy in real time.
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Only in America could “no buzzwords” become… a buzzword. A meta-buzzword. A buzzword about killing buzzwords.
Entropy in real time.
Entropy in real time.
Blue Jays are mad annoying like fucking MIGRATE ALREADY.
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Blue Jays are mad annoying like fucking MIGRATE ALREADY.
Noam Chomsky taking “Manufacturing Consent” to a whole new level by showing up in the Epstein files.
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Noam Chomsky taking “Manufacturing Consent” to a whole new level by showing up in the Epstein files.
Praying they drop the Epstein files before Thanksgiving so I finally have something to be thankful for.
Can’t wait for politics to come up at dinner so I can hit conservatives with:
“Interesting point… but have you considered: Epstein. Epstein. And furthermore… Epstein.”
Can’t wait for politics to come up at dinner so I can hit conservatives with:
“Interesting point… but have you considered: Epstein. Epstein. And furthermore… Epstein.”
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Praying they drop the Epstein files before Thanksgiving so I finally have something to be thankful for.
Can’t wait for politics to come up at dinner so I can hit conservatives with:
“Interesting point… but have you considered: Epstein. Epstein. And furthermore… Epstein.”
Can’t wait for politics to come up at dinner so I can hit conservatives with:
“Interesting point… but have you considered: Epstein. Epstein. And furthermore… Epstein.”
Post run selfie —
I love BS cos almost no one ik follows me on here (sorry Tyler) so I’m just like fuck it — shitposting my way to the top.
I love BS cos almost no one ik follows me on here (sorry Tyler) so I’m just like fuck it — shitposting my way to the top.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Post run selfie —
I love BS cos almost no one ik follows me on here (sorry Tyler) so I’m just like fuck it — shitposting my way to the top.
I love BS cos almost no one ik follows me on here (sorry Tyler) so I’m just like fuck it — shitposting my way to the top.
*gets stoned in an alley during my lunch break*
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
*gets stoned in an alley during my lunch break*
“Brushing up on my German.”
Or in other words watching a smut film.
Or in other words watching a smut film.
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“Brushing up on my German.”
Or in other words watching a smut film.
Or in other words watching a smut film.
Hey Check out my new song at the links below & let me know what ya think.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKeI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKeI...
Walt Whitman - Tissue Witch
YouTube video by Tissue Witch
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August 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hey Check out my new song at the links below & let me know what ya think.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKeI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKeI...
New music coming out in 1 week! Stay tuned.
July 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
New music coming out in 1 week! Stay tuned.
A Big Thank You to everyone who listened, supported, and bought my song "Second Hand Smoke". We raised $205 for the Prison Book Program, which means we beat our goal!
Stay tuned over the next few months, I'll have a zine and another new (old) song for y'all in the next few months.
Stay tuned over the next few months, I'll have a zine and another new (old) song for y'all in the next few months.
May 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
A Big Thank You to everyone who listened, supported, and bought my song "Second Hand Smoke". We raised $205 for the Prison Book Program, which means we beat our goal!
Stay tuned over the next few months, I'll have a zine and another new (old) song for y'all in the next few months.
Stay tuned over the next few months, I'll have a zine and another new (old) song for y'all in the next few months.
I'm once again asking you folks to donate to the @prisonbookprogram.bsky.social by buying my song "2nd Hand Smoke".
tissuewitch.bandcamp.com/track/second...
Campaign ends 4/30 and I'll match all donations up to $100.
Why do did I choose this charity? Because I believe in redemption. Thank you.
tissuewitch.bandcamp.com/track/second...
Campaign ends 4/30 and I'll match all donations up to $100.
Why do did I choose this charity? Because I believe in redemption. Thank you.
April 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I'm once again asking you folks to donate to the @prisonbookprogram.bsky.social by buying my song "2nd Hand Smoke".
tissuewitch.bandcamp.com/track/second...
Campaign ends 4/30 and I'll match all donations up to $100.
Why do did I choose this charity? Because I believe in redemption. Thank you.
tissuewitch.bandcamp.com/track/second...
Campaign ends 4/30 and I'll match all donations up to $100.
Why do did I choose this charity? Because I believe in redemption. Thank you.
Hey baby, check out my new song! It took me nine years to make and if you buy it on bandcamp this month, all proceeds will support the @prisonbookprogram.bsky.social and I will match all donations up to $100.
tissuewitch.bandcamp.com/track/second...
tissuewitch.bandcamp.com/track/second...
Second Hand Smoke, by Tissue Witch
track by Tissue Witch
tissuewitch.bandcamp.com
April 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hey baby, check out my new song! It took me nine years to make and if you buy it on bandcamp this month, all proceeds will support the @prisonbookprogram.bsky.social and I will match all donations up to $100.
tissuewitch.bandcamp.com/track/second...
tissuewitch.bandcamp.com/track/second...
Reposted by Tissue Witch
The US economy's pronouns are was/were.
April 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The US economy's pronouns are was/were.
Today is my birthday & I am releasing my song ‘Second Hand Smoke’ on Bandcamp & YT. I am also begging you to buy the song on bandcamp bc all proceeds will support the Prison Book Program through April. At the end of this month I’ll match donations up to $100
tissuewitch.bandcamp.com/track/second...
tissuewitch.bandcamp.com/track/second...
April 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Today is my birthday & I am releasing my song ‘Second Hand Smoke’ on Bandcamp & YT. I am also begging you to buy the song on bandcamp bc all proceeds will support the Prison Book Program through April. At the end of this month I’ll match donations up to $100
tissuewitch.bandcamp.com/track/second...
tissuewitch.bandcamp.com/track/second...
What has man made of man?
March 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
What has man made of man?
Shameless plug for my music:
check it out on youtube, I've got a new song dropping soon, here's a sneak peak of the artwork.
www.youtube.com/@TissueWitch
check it out on youtube, I've got a new song dropping soon, here's a sneak peak of the artwork.
www.youtube.com/@TissueWitch
March 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Shameless plug for my music:
check it out on youtube, I've got a new song dropping soon, here's a sneak peak of the artwork.
www.youtube.com/@TissueWitch
check it out on youtube, I've got a new song dropping soon, here's a sneak peak of the artwork.
www.youtube.com/@TissueWitch
"I tried hard to have a father but I only had a dad"
March 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"I tried hard to have a father but I only had a dad"