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Nick
@titanicprof.bsky.social
Ship history dude. Chili dog enthusiast. Future captain of the starship Enterprise. Aspiring runner. Bad joke connoisseur.

Formerly @theterribletell before the fall.
And when she reveals that DK was telling the truth, the #NFL should pay him the missed salary and allow him to do whatever he would like while locked in a room with James Harrison and this guy tied to a stool.

People like this grandstanding little piece of shit need to be made an example of.
December 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Surely the gamblers and the league's desire to squeeze every dollar from their bloated season had nothing to with the way the NFC South and AFC North races have shaken out.
December 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'd really love to see this loser get absolutely trucked by a guy in pads while he pisses himself in fear.
December 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I need this in the style of the opening credits of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
You know what? You're right, and I apologize. That was unfair. I'll delete the post.
December 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
He would talk to his hand, but it’s probably busy trying to locate something verrrrrrrrrrrrrry tiny.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Chicken is one of those things that it's REALLY hard to get over experiencing it when it's bad. I used to eat chicken a lot and loved it, but one really bad experience and I struggle to want it much now. Every so often. But yeah I feel this.
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Breakfast for dinner is elite no matter what it ends up being. Breakfast is just THAT good.
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"You look like moldy shit" is going in my insult library. Top tier as usual, Jess!
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
What's the really cool-looking US Navy chair back in the third shot? That looks so neat!
November 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It's excellent. I read it the day after it came out. Wonderfully done.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Bold of you to assume he actually read it and didn't have his FAIscist tool Grok do a summary for him.

We live in the dumbest reality, man. I hate it!
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Only because the field is only acceptable when Pitt plays on it! Green Bay about to finance a new Pitt Stadium 🤣🤣🤣

(Things uttered by mouth breathing Steeler fans)
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"Clear as water from the Mon" is an elite insult. I am cackling so hard at this I can't breathe.
October 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Such a typical performance by old Coach Cliche and the Unpreparedness Boys.

It never fails.
October 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM