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The Jeremy! (Broken Clock Extraordinaire)
@tjeremy.com
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This bio needs more MxM Collection. 👉👈

My media tab is where it's at.

Alt-text- Banner: black cat
PFP: Mii of me

There ain't no luck in these loaded dice.

The Dart Champion of Vons
Master of the Kamchatka Stomp
Mayor of Poutineville
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It's what I've truly been wanting to happen. Dominoes and all that.
Action figure: Bonesault, a skeleton wearing a blue singlet and a blue lucha mask, is holding a bucket of Fresh & Hot Popcorn. He is getting ready to taste the deliciousness.
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Here is a friendly kitten for youuuu 😍😍

#cats #catpics #catsky #catsofbluesky #blackcats
Our black Bombay cat, Carbon, sitting up for a portrait. She's being a pain in the butt today with Kibble Beast Behaviors.
January 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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We are back into Electric Blanket Hours

#cats #catpics #catsky #catsofbluesky #blackcats
Our black Bombay cat, Carbon, snuggled up asleep on a blue blanket.
January 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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I follow a cat account who got into beef with some unhinged person who put all of the cat's followers on this list:
Screenshot from Clearsky of a blocklist that I'm on: Accounts who don´t understand how blockenheimer works "Buhu, bad Christl put me on a list because I followed MAGA accounts" and other stupid hot takes from accounts who don´t understand how Blockenheimer works - never mind
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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SweeTarts > Skittles
A box of SweeTarts (Original) candy- they're fruity and tart hard candies that are disc-shaped. A bag of Skittles (Original) candy- they're fruity hard candies that are somewhat sphere-shaped.
January 11, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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⚠️🚨CRYPTID ALERT🚨⚠️

This Ferocious Roamer was recently spotted at the usual haunt- The Ol' Sawmill

Currently they rest dormant, but that will change if Kitchen Zone A is breached

#cats #catpics #catsky #catsofbluesky #cryptids
Blurry B&W photo of our black Bombay cat, Carbon, closeup in profile while she has her mouth partially open with some teeth showing She's ferocious and definitely not yawning. I am not ever going to stop this bit.
January 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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Look at this lazy galoot!

#cats #catpics #catsky #catsofbluesky #caturday
Our black Bombay cat, Carbon, laying on her back on a bunched up blanket. She's lazy.
January 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Action figure: NECA Ultimate ALF is wearing a Boston Bruins hockey jersey and eating popcorn from a large red bowl. Behind him is a brown wooden wall with a dark brown decor runner. There are a TV and game console on the wall behind him.
January 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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Two more for the collection! 😃
Card games (packaged): Cat Fluxx - White box with an orange cat peeking up from the bottom. The game logo also has a black cat playing with the name and I'm going to pretend that's our cat okay? Mystery Fluxx - Purple box with a drawing of a room being investigated by detectives. It has an open door with a pair of feet laying on the floor through it.
January 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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This lazy bum is going to spend all of Caturday in bed huh

#cats #catpics #catsky #catsofbluesky #caturday
Our black Bombay cat, Carbon, sitting up fluffily on the bed. She looks peeved because I dared to turn the light on.
January 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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In this house, we air-fry our PBJs 😃
A chunky peanut butter and strawberry jelly sandwich on brioche bread, air-fried with canola oil, cut diagonally (tastes better that way) on a paper plate (no dishes also make it taste better)
January 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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Hi this is my favorite Simpsons bit 😂
Otto from The Simpsons leaves a store called Stoner's Pot Palace. The store is filled with cookware. The caption reads, "Man, that is flagrant false advertising!"
January 10, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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This cat likes this cardboard because it smells like THE BEAST MORTOS 😂

#cats #catpics #catsky #catsofbluesky #blackcats
Our black Bombay cat, Carbon, lounging on a flat piece of cardboard that is on a doormat. The cardboard came with a print of Mortos, which is why it smells like him. Duh.
January 9, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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I can't keep series and waves straight and I've never tried 😂

It's this one, I don't remember what accessories he came with.
Action figure of AEW wrestler Hangman Adam Page, wearing a black vest and black neck bandana. His right hand is shaped in a pistol sign. There is a steel chain at his feet.
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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Look at these sick shirts that @pezdispensing.bsky.social got for me!

#AEW #ROH 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️
T-shirts: Blue- Mock movie poster with Toni Storm and Mina Shirakawa dancing Text reads: Timeless Love Bombs Lit up, Turned on, & Ready to explode Purple- Drawing of Dalton Castle and The Outrunners fighting like Predator/Contra/Rambo in the jungle with frisbees and super soakers Text up both sides of the drawing reads: Dalton Castle The Outrunners
January 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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BTS! (such as it is haha)

The final shot ended up being from a second shoot. I had sent two shots from the first set to @pezdispensing.bsky.social and she liked Hangman in one,Swerve in the other, so I reshot it to combine the two.

Electrical tape is the other hero here. 😂

#toyphotography #AEW 🤼‍♂️
Action figures: AEW wrestlers Swerve Strickland and Hangman Adam Page are standing while they are both wrapped in steel chains. They are both standing on black plastic stands. Each chain ends in a clasp, which is electrical taped to each figure's boot. I didn't want the clasp end to show up in the photo at all, plus it worked to anchor the chain as I was positioning it. Not pictured: Electrical tape holding the chain in place on each figure's back. The stands are kinda offset because I was working with different positions and at one point, it was easiest to have them standing on each other's stand. (There's a peg on the stand that fits into a hole on the sole of the foot, fyi)
January 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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HAPPY THOR'S DAY!

GET HAMMERED!
Five Minimates accessories in the palm of my hand: They're all Mjolnir, aka Thor's hammer. All but one of them have the swing strap on the end of the handle. I guess I'm worthy 5X, huh?
January 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Most Dangerous. Cowboy Shit.

#toyphotography #toypics #jazwares #AEW 🤼‍♂️
Action figures: AEW wrestlers Swerve Strickland and Hangman Adam Page are standing while they are both wrapped in steel chains. They are both scowling menacingly. They are standing really close to each other for no reason whatsoever. Nope.
January 8, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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This must be Thursday.

I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

#cats #catpics #catsky #catsofbluesky #dontpanic
Our black Bombay cat, Carbon, lounging on the bed with one paw draped over the edge and off-frame. She is in the middle of the biggest yawn ever, aka the same yawn that every cat does whenever you try to take a picture of them. I usually make the cryptid sighting joke with those pics, but this one really made me laugh and honestly, yeah. Anyway, she did just wake up and has no idea where her towel is today. I don't know where my towel is today.
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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Hi here is a snuggle buggle 🖤🖤

#cats #catpics #catsky #catsofbluesky #blackcats
Our black Bombay cat, Carbon, curled up asleep on a blue blanket.
January 7, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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😂😂😂
Joke captcha image that I stole from someone of Don Mattingly from The Simpsons episode, "Homer at the Bat" The sides of his head are shaved and the text reads, "Select all images with sideburns"
January 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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Ours just got this about two weeks after the skeet-ball set showed up.
Building block kit (packaged): Super Shot Build Set - a functioning basketball hoop arcade game with ball launcher
January 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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As always, I owe it all to Rocky 'Azúcar' Romero, for helping me to remember the Spanish word for 'sugar' 😂
Orange milestone screen from Duolingo: Drawing of a cartoon owl with a firebird effect behind him Text reads: I'm on a 700 day learning streak!
January 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Having to go back to work really stinks when I'm the one to have to do it 😂

#cats #catpics #catsky #catsofbluesky #blackcats
Our black Bombay cat, Carbon, relaxing on the bed. She looks sleepy. She's probably already asleep back at home. I wish I was asleep back at home.
January 6, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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The KIBBLE BEAST has returned!

#cats #catpics #catsky #catsofbluesky #blackcats
Our black Bombay cat, Carbon, standing on my nightstand and heavy breathing. She just ate. There are still kibbles in her bowl. Even more on the floor.
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM