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Tommy Johnson
@tjohnsonwriter.bsky.social
Freelance Writer (Pitches can be sent here: [email protected]). Aspiring surfer. Lousy break dancer. Reds/Bengals/Everton apologist.
The 30 for 30 special on Shedeur Sanders not being drafted is going to be wild.
April 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Help me with an argument I’m having with my wife:

Is a hamburger a sandwich? I believe that it is. She disagrees.
February 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I’m currently working on a project that will be unveiled in time. I’m looking to find a few diehard Grateful Dead fans to talk to as part of the project. If you or anyone loves the Dead and want to share your experiences with them, hit me up.
February 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My son today carried out his mission to drop snow down my shirt. He laughed like some Bond villain. I’ll show my dominance by dumping a shovel of snow while he sleeps.
November 22, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Received with a few people following me here these past few days. I appreciate it and I hope you will never get tired of my nonsense that will come over time.
November 13, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Can we all collectively come together and make this site waste free? The garbage from other places needs to stay there.
November 12, 2024 at 1:59 PM
At some point I’ll get to dropping a thread featuring my observations during all the seasons of Downton Abbey.
March 15, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Attempting to write a book while continuing my freelance journalism stuff, being a dad, working a full time job, performing improv, and being a somewhat decent partner isn’t too much, right?!
February 29, 2024 at 9:45 PM
My son had to share who was his hero yesterday in school. He was going to with God but pivoted to his choice being me. “He’s able to grab things that are high up,” he told the class.

I’ll take it.
February 23, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Prayers for all the parents here at a large indoor playhouse. The post-Christmas haze has been moved to this place and hell has been brought upon them.
December 27, 2023 at 7:27 PM
Saw Phish back-to-back nights. Now I’m haggard, disconnected from reality slightly, and uncooperative to being responsible.

I need to go to see them again.
October 12, 2023 at 9:02 PM
Till the day I leave this world, I will slightly giggle with glee when driving through a large puddle and a wave occurs.
September 29, 2023 at 12:08 PM
Why didn’t anyone warn me about the countless birthday invites I’m getting for my son’s classmates? And why isn’t there booze at these events?! Lame.
September 20, 2023 at 4:13 PM
One month ago I declared to not be absent on this app. I have failed.

Dammit.
September 3, 2023 at 3:49 AM
I have failed on numerous occasions to bring strong, unsolicited, raw thoughts and opinions to many of the social media sites. I just hope I don’t fuck this up or I’m screwed.
August 2, 2023 at 4:47 AM