God, I love when a conversation starts off like this!
I can’t fathom how anyone can support someone who is so obviously a terrible human being.
I can’t fathom how anyone can support someone who is so obviously a terrible human being.
Not an uncommon occurrence, you say.
Here's the thing. I don't remember wearing these particular socks anytime recently.
Not an uncommon occurrence, you say.
Here's the thing. I don't remember wearing these particular socks anytime recently.
If you leave a messy table behind at a restaurant, I'm gonna assume you're a bad parent. Period.
If you leave a messy table behind at a restaurant, I'm gonna assume you're a bad parent. Period.
And to all a good night.
And to all a good night.
Snow is falling
Curled up on the couch eating Chinese take out and watching "Elf"
Alone
Being single sucks sometimes
Snow is falling
Curled up on the couch eating Chinese take out and watching "Elf"
Alone
Being single sucks sometimes
My boss keeps saying "so-and-so" is no longer with us.
He's not dead, Travis. He got fired. You can just say it.
My boss keeps saying "so-and-so" is no longer with us.
He's not dead, Travis. He got fired. You can just say it.
Tonight, I attended the same party as a sober man, a member of the staff, and was voted in as secretary of our Alumni association.
Grateful!
Tonight, I attended the same party as a sober man, a member of the staff, and was voted in as secretary of our Alumni association.
Grateful!
Just tried to put on my cute skinny jeans for a Christmas party this evening and...YIKES!
Guess I found my New Year's resolution.
Just tried to put on my cute skinny jeans for a Christmas party this evening and...YIKES!
Guess I found my New Year's resolution.
$15 on Marketplace!
Squeeee!!!
$15 on Marketplace!
Squeeee!!!
If ya know, ya know.
"You walk into a room and find Conrad on the floor and unconscious. What do you do?"
Walk away. I never liked Conrad.
If ya know, ya know.
"You walk into a room and find Conrad on the floor and unconscious. What do you do?"
Walk away. I never liked Conrad.
Really? This is it?
What a total let down!
Really? This is it?
What a total let down!
He says "It's been so long since I've done this, they're gonna look like crap."
The lil bastard's look better than mine!
I hate him.
He says "It's been so long since I've done this, they're gonna look like crap."
The lil bastard's look better than mine!
I hate him.
If you know, you know
We are a sick lot
If you know, you know
We are a sick lot
Tomorrow, fireplace mantles.
Maybe.
Tomorrow, fireplace mantles.
Maybe.
(Yes, I said great nephew!)
(Yes, I said great nephew!)
1 tree done, 2 more to go.
Grand staircase done-ish.
Foyer table done.
Dining room is questionable.
And the sun room looks like Santa Claus threw up in there.
But hey...tis the season.
1 tree done, 2 more to go.
Grand staircase done-ish.
Foyer table done.
Dining room is questionable.
And the sun room looks like Santa Claus threw up in there.
But hey...tis the season.
Total nonsense! Completely bogus! Who would ever believe this crap!
(But if it works...his initials are J.L., he's a Leo and if you see him, please apprehend and deliver to me! Thx!)
Total nonsense! Completely bogus! Who would ever believe this crap!
(But if it works...his initials are J.L., he's a Leo and if you see him, please apprehend and deliver to me! Thx!)