If a toothache was a movie.

Colorado’s not worried.

Pay per article. Same as music. Every article is 10¢ — better deal than musicians and music companies make per song, by a mile.

They need to find cooler candidates. Plain and simple. Someone who comes off like a boss. Who doesn’t take any shit. Someone you want your kids to be like. No more policy dorks. No 10-point plans. Someone who can hang on a podcast or make me laugh.

I saw pumpkin scented Mr. Clean disinfectant cleaner at my grocery store.

I’d feel sorry for him, but since he’s probably going home with a statue tonight, I’ll save my pity!

After 2024, how can you be shocked at the American voter?

The complete lack of coverage of his death is very sad to me. Thanks for shining a light.

Grrrrr!!

You forgot the word “hot.”

He just so hot though.