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avoiding the object level for as long as possible
the Old Wives don’t want you to know this but you can microwave most metal spoons. It’s fine.
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
the Old Wives don’t want you to know this but you can microwave most metal spoons. It’s fine.
Efficient Market Hypothesis torn to shreds
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Efficient Market Hypothesis torn to shreds
Had to go to a second-choice coffee shop today and the genre of music playing was “Lion King live action remake”
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Had to go to a second-choice coffee shop today and the genre of music playing was “Lion King live action remake”
A friend once asked my advisor the secret to being a good researcher. My advisor’s answer was to simply know everything about everything
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
A friend once asked my advisor the secret to being a good researcher. My advisor’s answer was to simply know everything about everything
Frankly this is a little bit absurd
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Frankly this is a little bit absurd
Gym has a new machine that will fix my specific muscle imbalances and cure my back pain but they put in in the most prominent place on the gym floor and titles it in large letters “The Booty Builder”
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Gym has a new machine that will fix my specific muscle imbalances and cure my back pain but they put in in the most prominent place on the gym floor and titles it in large letters “The Booty Builder”
One of the worst murals I’ve ever seen
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
One of the worst murals I’ve ever seen
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a married man in possession of a wife, must be in want of a good fortune.”
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a married man in possession of a wife, must be in want of a good fortune.”
“Brevity is the soul of wit”, or as I like to say it, “Brevity rocks”
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
“Brevity is the soul of wit”, or as I like to say it, “Brevity rocks”
Does anyone have any experience with forcing yourself to go to sleep
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Does anyone have any experience with forcing yourself to go to sleep
Ah yes, 12:25 on a Sunday night. Time to start working in that thing I’ve been putting off all weekend
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Ah yes, 12:25 on a Sunday night. Time to start working in that thing I’ve been putting off all weekend
Need to follow more accounts on here. Share your recs 🙏
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Need to follow more accounts on here. Share your recs 🙏
Chip around and find out buddy
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Chip around and find out buddy
I think it only makes sense if my posts are distinct between here and elsewhere
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I think it only makes sense if my posts are distinct between here and elsewhere
Overheard: “Is he rich? Do you get rich from the Army?”
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Overheard: “Is he rich? Do you get rich from the Army?”
One time I was playing a game of chess when Bjarne Stroustrup walked by and he saw me make a move and then let out a sigh and walked away.
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
One time I was playing a game of chess when Bjarne Stroustrup walked by and he saw me make a move and then let out a sigh and walked away.
Just saw a one-handed guy shredding on the guitar. Never give up.
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Just saw a one-handed guy shredding on the guitar. Never give up.
One of those moments where the window looks like a painting
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
One of those moments where the window looks like a painting
You’re following the account of a two-time award winner fyi
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You’re following the account of a two-time award winner fyi
This is a thread of stock phrases that can be quoted and re-quoted to link related posts. Feel free to use. Royalty-free.
Aka building a memex without the microfilm:
Aka building a memex without the microfilm:
October 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is a thread of stock phrases that can be quoted and re-quoted to link related posts. Feel free to use. Royalty-free.
Aka building a memex without the microfilm:
Aka building a memex without the microfilm:
Nearly-complete 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘰 𝘭𝘶𝘻𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘴 fossil discovered today in Brooklyn
October 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Nearly-complete 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘰 𝘭𝘶𝘻𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘴 fossil discovered today in Brooklyn
Ok I’m aware that even at my best I’m a bit full of myself but I think I deserve an award for this review
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Ok I’m aware that even at my best I’m a bit full of myself but I think I deserve an award for this review
Thread of six word movie reviews:
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Thread of six word movie reviews:
you ever think it might be possible to losslessly compress a person? or that given some codeword and decompression algorithm you could perfectly recreate a flesh and blood human being? well anyway if such a codeword exists here's mine:
October 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
you ever think it might be possible to losslessly compress a person? or that given some codeword and decompression algorithm you could perfectly recreate a flesh and blood human being? well anyway if such a codeword exists here's mine: