TKTurbo, JSPS
@tkturbo.bsky.social
Unknown origin, unknown species. Brain with hands in bipedal form. Expires soon.
What’s with the British folks going all-in on investigating and holding their pedos and other fraudsters to account for their actions and participation in Epstein-ness?
Have you not realized our revolution in the 1770’s was so our elected officials can live above the law with immunity?
END MAGA
Have you not realized our revolution in the 1770’s was so our elected officials can live above the law with immunity?
END MAGA
February 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
What’s with the British folks going all-in on investigating and holding their pedos and other fraudsters to account for their actions and participation in Epstein-ness?
Have you not realized our revolution in the 1770’s was so our elected officials can live above the law with immunity?
END MAGA
Have you not realized our revolution in the 1770’s was so our elected officials can live above the law with immunity?
END MAGA
KASH PATEL IS A UGANDAN TERRORIST!
February 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
KASH PATEL IS A UGANDAN TERRORIST!
If the Slovenian sex worker wants to make a profitable movie, how about a sequel? Hear me out:
Melanoma herself with Stormy Daniels and Lindsey Halligan in a porn-for-profit film. Guests stars could include the Krusty Gnome, Pam Blondi, MTG, Lauren Bobo, Lyin’ Leavitt. Other pussys like Rubio/Patel
Melanoma herself with Stormy Daniels and Lindsey Halligan in a porn-for-profit film. Guests stars could include the Krusty Gnome, Pam Blondi, MTG, Lauren Bobo, Lyin’ Leavitt. Other pussys like Rubio/Patel
January 31, 2026 at 2:25 PM
If the Slovenian sex worker wants to make a profitable movie, how about a sequel? Hear me out:
Melanoma herself with Stormy Daniels and Lindsey Halligan in a porn-for-profit film. Guests stars could include the Krusty Gnome, Pam Blondi, MTG, Lauren Bobo, Lyin’ Leavitt. Other pussys like Rubio/Patel
Melanoma herself with Stormy Daniels and Lindsey Halligan in a porn-for-profit film. Guests stars could include the Krusty Gnome, Pam Blondi, MTG, Lauren Bobo, Lyin’ Leavitt. Other pussys like Rubio/Patel
Cool shit I get to do #3769: gut a 1972 Baldwin Acrosonic upright piano and install weighted-action MIDI controller.
Yeah, sometimes my gigs are actually kinda cool.
A few tweaks before it’s completed, mostly woodworking, which I can’t do, to place the buttons and wheels.
Play something musical!
Yeah, sometimes my gigs are actually kinda cool.
A few tweaks before it’s completed, mostly woodworking, which I can’t do, to place the buttons and wheels.
Play something musical!
January 30, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Cool shit I get to do #3769: gut a 1972 Baldwin Acrosonic upright piano and install weighted-action MIDI controller.
Yeah, sometimes my gigs are actually kinda cool.
A few tweaks before it’s completed, mostly woodworking, which I can’t do, to place the buttons and wheels.
Play something musical!
Yeah, sometimes my gigs are actually kinda cool.
A few tweaks before it’s completed, mostly woodworking, which I can’t do, to place the buttons and wheels.
Play something musical!
Hey, kids, i got a great idea!
Let’s send our highest-ranked ICE agents to the Olympics!
Not because they deserve a tax-payer funded vacation to enjoy world-class sports, but to arrest anyone who might win an event.
Who’s with me?
Too afraid to run, jump or swim? Great! More gold for AMERIKA!
Let’s send our highest-ranked ICE agents to the Olympics!
Not because they deserve a tax-payer funded vacation to enjoy world-class sports, but to arrest anyone who might win an event.
Who’s with me?
Too afraid to run, jump or swim? Great! More gold for AMERIKA!
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Hey, kids, i got a great idea!
Let’s send our highest-ranked ICE agents to the Olympics!
Not because they deserve a tax-payer funded vacation to enjoy world-class sports, but to arrest anyone who might win an event.
Who’s with me?
Too afraid to run, jump or swim? Great! More gold for AMERIKA!
Let’s send our highest-ranked ICE agents to the Olympics!
Not because they deserve a tax-payer funded vacation to enjoy world-class sports, but to arrest anyone who might win an event.
Who’s with me?
Too afraid to run, jump or swim? Great! More gold for AMERIKA!
Well, the new movie premiers in the worst place on earth tonight.
I feel bad for the projectionists around the country who never signed on for this soft-core porn-star’s ego-on-display garbage.
Could have done anything the help Americans, but, instead..
Illegal immigrant Melania makes a movie.
I feel bad for the projectionists around the country who never signed on for this soft-core porn-star’s ego-on-display garbage.
Could have done anything the help Americans, but, instead..
Illegal immigrant Melania makes a movie.
January 29, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Well, the new movie premiers in the worst place on earth tonight.
I feel bad for the projectionists around the country who never signed on for this soft-core porn-star’s ego-on-display garbage.
Could have done anything the help Americans, but, instead..
Illegal immigrant Melania makes a movie.
I feel bad for the projectionists around the country who never signed on for this soft-core porn-star’s ego-on-display garbage.
Could have done anything the help Americans, but, instead..
Illegal immigrant Melania makes a movie.
Wait, How MAGA gonna be anti LGTBQ+? He married a bisexual porn start (pics are online) and banged a porn start that is also know for lesbian and bisexual content.
Let’s end MAGA as quickly as possible!
Let’s end MAGA as quickly as possible!
January 27, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Wait, How MAGA gonna be anti LGTBQ+? He married a bisexual porn start (pics are online) and banged a porn start that is also know for lesbian and bisexual content.
Let’s end MAGA as quickly as possible!
Let’s end MAGA as quickly as possible!
Are we done with this “Gulf of America” bullshit, yet?
The capitulation is disgusting.
The capitulation is disgusting.
January 26, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Are we done with this “Gulf of America” bullshit, yet?
The capitulation is disgusting.
The capitulation is disgusting.
@lindseyhalligan.bsky.social is still listed as District Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia.
They had no problem removing the word “independent” from FCC’s website before Brenda car had even left the hearing.
Twitler’s administration is all kinds of sexually deviant, aren’t they? Tiara?
They had no problem removing the word “independent” from FCC’s website before Brenda car had even left the hearing.
Twitler’s administration is all kinds of sexually deviant, aren’t they? Tiara?
January 25, 2026 at 6:55 PM
@lindseyhalligan.bsky.social is still listed as District Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia.
They had no problem removing the word “independent” from FCC’s website before Brenda car had even left the hearing.
Twitler’s administration is all kinds of sexually deviant, aren’t they? Tiara?
They had no problem removing the word “independent” from FCC’s website before Brenda car had even left the hearing.
Twitler’s administration is all kinds of sexually deviant, aren’t they? Tiara?
@lindseyhalligan.bsky.social
Is this the real 3rd runner up beauty contest loser who tried acting as a district attorney with zero experience, but a strong desire to get into Twitler’s pants and replace Melanoma-Melania?
If so, i hope the rest of your life is miserable. If not, change your name.
Is this the real 3rd runner up beauty contest loser who tried acting as a district attorney with zero experience, but a strong desire to get into Twitler’s pants and replace Melanoma-Melania?
If so, i hope the rest of your life is miserable. If not, change your name.
January 25, 2026 at 6:53 PM
@lindseyhalligan.bsky.social
Is this the real 3rd runner up beauty contest loser who tried acting as a district attorney with zero experience, but a strong desire to get into Twitler’s pants and replace Melanoma-Melania?
If so, i hope the rest of your life is miserable. If not, change your name.
Is this the real 3rd runner up beauty contest loser who tried acting as a district attorney with zero experience, but a strong desire to get into Twitler’s pants and replace Melanoma-Melania?
If so, i hope the rest of your life is miserable. If not, change your name.
So, um, quick Q:
Did anyone peruse all of the Epstein files prior to prosecution?
Like, congress cranks out 1,000+ pages of crap for a single bill, causing all the reps moaning about enough time to read it all before voting.
2 million pages of evidence? Who read all that prior to court?
End MAGA
Did anyone peruse all of the Epstein files prior to prosecution?
Like, congress cranks out 1,000+ pages of crap for a single bill, causing all the reps moaning about enough time to read it all before voting.
2 million pages of evidence? Who read all that prior to court?
End MAGA
January 8, 2026 at 5:51 AM
So, um, quick Q:
Did anyone peruse all of the Epstein files prior to prosecution?
Like, congress cranks out 1,000+ pages of crap for a single bill, causing all the reps moaning about enough time to read it all before voting.
2 million pages of evidence? Who read all that prior to court?
End MAGA
Did anyone peruse all of the Epstein files prior to prosecution?
Like, congress cranks out 1,000+ pages of crap for a single bill, causing all the reps moaning about enough time to read it all before voting.
2 million pages of evidence? Who read all that prior to court?
End MAGA
Maybe the 3rd time is charmed.
Yes, 3rd time with covid.
Maybe this time it will work and I won’t have to wake up in this hellscape of MAGA insanity.
Being dead is actually a better option.
Let’s hope MAGA dies, too.
If you voted for the orange bastard, i hope you get covid and die, too!
Yes, 3rd time with covid.
Maybe this time it will work and I won’t have to wake up in this hellscape of MAGA insanity.
Being dead is actually a better option.
Let’s hope MAGA dies, too.
If you voted for the orange bastard, i hope you get covid and die, too!
January 6, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Maybe the 3rd time is charmed.
Yes, 3rd time with covid.
Maybe this time it will work and I won’t have to wake up in this hellscape of MAGA insanity.
Being dead is actually a better option.
Let’s hope MAGA dies, too.
If you voted for the orange bastard, i hope you get covid and die, too!
Yes, 3rd time with covid.
Maybe this time it will work and I won’t have to wake up in this hellscape of MAGA insanity.
Being dead is actually a better option.
Let’s hope MAGA dies, too.
If you voted for the orange bastard, i hope you get covid and die, too!
Quick Question: As long as we’ve invaded Venezuela and have begun stealing their shit…
Would y’all mind stealing some of the healthcare?
Or is Venezuela going to be managed by United Healthcare?
Or maybe PepCon?
Who knows, just kills us already.
Would y’all mind stealing some of the healthcare?
Or is Venezuela going to be managed by United Healthcare?
Or maybe PepCon?
Who knows, just kills us already.
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Quick Question: As long as we’ve invaded Venezuela and have begun stealing their shit…
Would y’all mind stealing some of the healthcare?
Or is Venezuela going to be managed by United Healthcare?
Or maybe PepCon?
Who knows, just kills us already.
Would y’all mind stealing some of the healthcare?
Or is Venezuela going to be managed by United Healthcare?
Or maybe PepCon?
Who knows, just kills us already.
Purchasing anything from Amazon is sucking satan’s cock.
The world would be better without their bullshit and would give mom & pop shops a shot at staying alive.
If you see Bezos, shit on him for shitting on us.
Fuck that guy.
The world would be better without their bullshit and would give mom & pop shops a shot at staying alive.
If you see Bezos, shit on him for shitting on us.
Fuck that guy.
January 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Purchasing anything from Amazon is sucking satan’s cock.
The world would be better without their bullshit and would give mom & pop shops a shot at staying alive.
If you see Bezos, shit on him for shitting on us.
Fuck that guy.
The world would be better without their bullshit and would give mom & pop shops a shot at staying alive.
If you see Bezos, shit on him for shitting on us.
Fuck that guy.
4D thought puzzle:
There is a very high probability you will wake up tomorrow, and the first thing you will do is pee.
From where you are right now, the path to that morning urination is not completely unknowable.
Extended to the point where you no longer have this ritual.
The ritual continues.
There is a very high probability you will wake up tomorrow, and the first thing you will do is pee.
From where you are right now, the path to that morning urination is not completely unknowable.
Extended to the point where you no longer have this ritual.
The ritual continues.
December 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
4D thought puzzle:
There is a very high probability you will wake up tomorrow, and the first thing you will do is pee.
From where you are right now, the path to that morning urination is not completely unknowable.
Extended to the point where you no longer have this ritual.
The ritual continues.
There is a very high probability you will wake up tomorrow, and the first thing you will do is pee.
From where you are right now, the path to that morning urination is not completely unknowable.
Extended to the point where you no longer have this ritual.
The ritual continues.
“…all men are created equal.”
So why do some folks get tax-payer funded healthcare and the rest don’t?
If all of us are “equal,” then we all deserve the same basic healthcare as our elected “leaders.”
So many lies told; so much profit to be made from the suffering of Americans.
END MAGA!
So why do some folks get tax-payer funded healthcare and the rest don’t?
If all of us are “equal,” then we all deserve the same basic healthcare as our elected “leaders.”
So many lies told; so much profit to be made from the suffering of Americans.
END MAGA!
December 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“…all men are created equal.”
So why do some folks get tax-payer funded healthcare and the rest don’t?
If all of us are “equal,” then we all deserve the same basic healthcare as our elected “leaders.”
So many lies told; so much profit to be made from the suffering of Americans.
END MAGA!
So why do some folks get tax-payer funded healthcare and the rest don’t?
If all of us are “equal,” then we all deserve the same basic healthcare as our elected “leaders.”
So many lies told; so much profit to be made from the suffering of Americans.
END MAGA!
Birthright Citizenship: should I be worried?
I was born in the United States.
I am white as Wonder Bread.
I have a Germanic surname.
You would think I’m pretty safe, right? Well…
My birth certificate is in Spanish and English.
To where will I be deported, do you think?
I was born in the United States.
I am white as Wonder Bread.
I have a Germanic surname.
You would think I’m pretty safe, right? Well…
My birth certificate is in Spanish and English.
To where will I be deported, do you think?
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Birthright Citizenship: should I be worried?
I was born in the United States.
I am white as Wonder Bread.
I have a Germanic surname.
You would think I’m pretty safe, right? Well…
My birth certificate is in Spanish and English.
To where will I be deported, do you think?
I was born in the United States.
I am white as Wonder Bread.
I have a Germanic surname.
You would think I’m pretty safe, right? Well…
My birth certificate is in Spanish and English.
To where will I be deported, do you think?
ICYMI: Lindsey Halligan never actually won a “beauty” contest.
Her prosecutions against Twitler’s “enemies” has been a spectacular failure.
This makes Lindsey Halligan a loser.
Twitler hired a loser. This end should be quite colorfully entertaining.
Expect Lindsey Halligan to join OnlyFans.
Her prosecutions against Twitler’s “enemies” has been a spectacular failure.
This makes Lindsey Halligan a loser.
Twitler hired a loser. This end should be quite colorfully entertaining.
Expect Lindsey Halligan to join OnlyFans.
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
ICYMI: Lindsey Halligan never actually won a “beauty” contest.
Her prosecutions against Twitler’s “enemies” has been a spectacular failure.
This makes Lindsey Halligan a loser.
Twitler hired a loser. This end should be quite colorfully entertaining.
Expect Lindsey Halligan to join OnlyFans.
Her prosecutions against Twitler’s “enemies” has been a spectacular failure.
This makes Lindsey Halligan a loser.
Twitler hired a loser. This end should be quite colorfully entertaining.
Expect Lindsey Halligan to join OnlyFans.
Woah, suddenly Lindsey Halligan looks like the 58 year-old alcoholic ex-wife of many a senator.
Man, she’s gonna need Tammy Faye Baker’s makeup artist to get any work after this.
Maybe a phone-gig? Hostess at Red Lobster? AARP spokesperson? Face of Vagisil?
You’ll pull through, kid, you’ll see.
Man, she’s gonna need Tammy Faye Baker’s makeup artist to get any work after this.
Maybe a phone-gig? Hostess at Red Lobster? AARP spokesperson? Face of Vagisil?
You’ll pull through, kid, you’ll see.
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Woah, suddenly Lindsey Halligan looks like the 58 year-old alcoholic ex-wife of many a senator.
Man, she’s gonna need Tammy Faye Baker’s makeup artist to get any work after this.
Maybe a phone-gig? Hostess at Red Lobster? AARP spokesperson? Face of Vagisil?
You’ll pull through, kid, you’ll see.
Man, she’s gonna need Tammy Faye Baker’s makeup artist to get any work after this.
Maybe a phone-gig? Hostess at Red Lobster? AARP spokesperson? Face of Vagisil?
You’ll pull through, kid, you’ll see.
@LindseyHalligan
My bet? She’s either going be giving massages at Mar-A-Dhabi, doing lesbian photo shoots with Melania and Stormy, or becomes the spokesperson for Vagisil.
$5 minimum bet.
My bet? She’s either going be giving massages at Mar-A-Dhabi, doing lesbian photo shoots with Melania and Stormy, or becomes the spokesperson for Vagisil.
$5 minimum bet.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
@LindseyHalligan
My bet? She’s either going be giving massages at Mar-A-Dhabi, doing lesbian photo shoots with Melania and Stormy, or becomes the spokesperson for Vagisil.
$5 minimum bet.
My bet? She’s either going be giving massages at Mar-A-Dhabi, doing lesbian photo shoots with Melania and Stormy, or becomes the spokesperson for Vagisil.
$5 minimum bet.
Has anyone checked to see if Clay Higgins’ name appears in the Epstein Files?
The one asshole interested in hiding the corruption must be corrupt. Let’s hope Louisiana remembers this when he’s up for reelection.
His Lake Charles office is (337) 656-2833. Ask him about his pedophilia.
END MAGA NOW
The one asshole interested in hiding the corruption must be corrupt. Let’s hope Louisiana remembers this when he’s up for reelection.
His Lake Charles office is (337) 656-2833. Ask him about his pedophilia.
END MAGA NOW
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Has anyone checked to see if Clay Higgins’ name appears in the Epstein Files?
The one asshole interested in hiding the corruption must be corrupt. Let’s hope Louisiana remembers this when he’s up for reelection.
His Lake Charles office is (337) 656-2833. Ask him about his pedophilia.
END MAGA NOW
The one asshole interested in hiding the corruption must be corrupt. Let’s hope Louisiana remembers this when he’s up for reelection.
His Lake Charles office is (337) 656-2833. Ask him about his pedophilia.
END MAGA NOW
@LindseyHalligan: your legal career is almost over, but don’t despair: I can help.
I suggest OnlyFans, and start strong with a lesbian photo shoot with Stormy and Melania.
You can still be adored by the MAGA men as being an sexual object is how you came to be “famous.”
Call me! Let’s get started!
I suggest OnlyFans, and start strong with a lesbian photo shoot with Stormy and Melania.
You can still be adored by the MAGA men as being an sexual object is how you came to be “famous.”
Call me! Let’s get started!
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
@LindseyHalligan: your legal career is almost over, but don’t despair: I can help.
I suggest OnlyFans, and start strong with a lesbian photo shoot with Stormy and Melania.
You can still be adored by the MAGA men as being an sexual object is how you came to be “famous.”
Call me! Let’s get started!
I suggest OnlyFans, and start strong with a lesbian photo shoot with Stormy and Melania.
You can still be adored by the MAGA men as being an sexual object is how you came to be “famous.”
Call me! Let’s get started!
To my old boss at the OG MilChan:
Mr. Tom Johnson,
We should reboot our old series, “50 Years Ago Today.”
Man, it was rough for a whole bunch of different reasons when we were producing it back in the 90’s!
Producing it now, in this time, might be helpful and productive.
Call me!
Mr. Tom Johnson,
We should reboot our old series, “50 Years Ago Today.”
Man, it was rough for a whole bunch of different reasons when we were producing it back in the 90’s!
Producing it now, in this time, might be helpful and productive.
Call me!
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
To my old boss at the OG MilChan:
Mr. Tom Johnson,
We should reboot our old series, “50 Years Ago Today.”
Man, it was rough for a whole bunch of different reasons when we were producing it back in the 90’s!
Producing it now, in this time, might be helpful and productive.
Call me!
Mr. Tom Johnson,
We should reboot our old series, “50 Years Ago Today.”
Man, it was rough for a whole bunch of different reasons when we were producing it back in the 90’s!
Producing it now, in this time, might be helpful and productive.
Call me!
“… formerly known as ‘Prince.’”
Didn’t think that could happen twice in my life.
Didn’t think that could happen twice in my life.
November 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“… formerly known as ‘Prince.’”
Didn’t think that could happen twice in my life.
Didn’t think that could happen twice in my life.