Tom Lee
tl1987.bsky.social
Tom Lee
@tl1987.bsky.social
I am enjoying the Nick Kyrios meal deal in the national capital.
January 7, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Alternate name for this country we inhabit
January 7, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Low twenties in Melbourne is the warmest weather in Australia
January 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Taking the lid off a flat white to lick the foam from its underside is actually a sign of high refinement. Veblen speaks of this.
January 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Just trying to enjoy a Tsingtao and sweet and sour pork when was called upon to ask an aggro drunk guy to leave the restaurant. Justly did I receive the acclamation of the chefs and the Cantonese women.
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
RIP to the Broadway lime bike rider.
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
St Albans :)
October 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Fitbit takes the 'do you think Bonaparte slept during the Italian campaign' approach to hours slept and readiness. This one took some running down. Go to hell!
August 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
You see this combination and you know you're dealing with a real operator.
August 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Imagine it's 5000 BC and you're a Yamnaya steppe pastoralist looking upon an auburn haired western hunter gatherer girl for the first time. You'd drop your bronze sword in the snow and fall to your knees.
August 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Saw a loose jar rolling around in a bluestone gutter, and with a building's bins right nearby it was no trouble to pick it up and put it in the recycling until l was stopped in my tracks by this notice on the yellow bin saying it was NOT for glass. I had strayed into Merri-bek council territory.
August 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The days of getting parts for your 125 off abandoned ones are gradually drawing to a close. City of Melbourne has taken away the two I knew of, but there's this one still on Lygon Street. I got its headlight and gear shift lever.
August 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If you see a man manipulating a smartphone in one hand and the throttle of a small Japanese motorbike in the other that's how you know he's enriched for Yamnaya steppe ancestry.
August 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Enjoying the briefly experienced privilege of someone who lives at the originating point of the tram line. See me, seated and regal, enjoying a flat white of a morning with my arm on the sill- and despair.
July 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When beautiful women fall below a certain BMI they should be taken away to a government refattening camp
July 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Chicken is delicious and yet you owe it to yourself to refuse to eat it. Neither Neolithic farmers nor Yamnaya steppe pastoralists knew chicken. It is a recent addition to our diet, mass produced cheaply for sedentary, population surplus urban areas.
July 21, 2025 at 6:49 AM
A warm blue day for a motorcycle commute down Lygon Street in Naarm (Melbourne)
July 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I impress small mousy brunettes (Neolithic farmer) with my Hunnic gaze and bronze wares.
July 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Just looking at it is giving me the palpy ts
January 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Going for a walk with a teetotal and pointing out all the charming pubs I'd ordinarily sit down in
January 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I understand from several sources that you're having a 'wet one' up there. Unfortunately I do not care as I am currently in the correct end of the great dividing range
January 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
You can be an homme normal (buy a motorbike)
January 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Naarm mummy; Gadigal dad.
December 20, 2024 at 7:56 AM
You can read the first three pages of the Ivan Cleary memoir and bypass the entire self help genre. Never take the antidepressants
December 14, 2024 at 8:30 AM
What a time to be a 5'10 man with an athletic build. Happy for the 'short kings'. Unfortunately I cannot participate as I am, of course, 5'11.
December 7, 2024 at 11:33 AM