Ted Masthay
@tmasthay.bsky.social
I like the Columbus Crew and my wife. And my kids.
I live in Pennsylvania, so please excuse my political narcissism.
I live in Pennsylvania, so please excuse my political narcissism.
Ok so this picture rules. #Crew96 #TIFOSWEAT
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Ok so this picture rules. #Crew96 #TIFOSWEAT
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
No history is truly complete without Lumbus though.
October 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
No history is truly complete without Lumbus though.
We legitimately had a perfect thing going and decided to throw it all away.
October 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We legitimately had a perfect thing going and decided to throw it all away.
October 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
One of the best to ever hack it in this league. Deserves every flower that comes his way over the next few weeks. Oh captain, my captain. #Crew96
October 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
One of the best to ever hack it in this league. Deserves every flower that comes his way over the next few weeks. Oh captain, my captain. #Crew96
Defying belief, these numbers are somehow even faker than the bogus MLS club valuations that get kicked around.
October 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Defying belief, these numbers are somehow even faker than the bogus MLS club valuations that get kicked around.
One downside of the success of the USWNT is I’m not sure a lot of Americans are willing to appreciate how otherworldly good Bonmatí is. #BallonDor
September 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
One downside of the success of the USWNT is I’m not sure a lot of Americans are willing to appreciate how otherworldly good Bonmatí is. #BallonDor
Anyone who gives an answer other than the ‘02 Manias deserves to go to prison.
September 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Anyone who gives an answer other than the ‘02 Manias deserves to go to prison.
September 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Omg it’s beautiful.
September 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Omg it’s beautiful.
Earnest post alert.
7yo and 5yo played some imaginary game with each other where they were walking around the house speaking in English accents for some reason and then held hands on the walk to school.
Bottle this up, please.
7yo and 5yo played some imaginary game with each other where they were walking around the house speaking in English accents for some reason and then held hands on the walk to school.
Bottle this up, please.
September 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Earnest post alert.
7yo and 5yo played some imaginary game with each other where they were walking around the house speaking in English accents for some reason and then held hands on the walk to school.
Bottle this up, please.
7yo and 5yo played some imaginary game with each other where they were walking around the house speaking in English accents for some reason and then held hands on the walk to school.
Bottle this up, please.
America deserved this, as a treat.
Everything will be terrible again bright and new tomorrow morning - but for this brief moment, some goodness shone through.
Everything will be terrible again bright and new tomorrow morning - but for this brief moment, some goodness shone through.
September 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
America deserved this, as a treat.
Everything will be terrible again bright and new tomorrow morning - but for this brief moment, some goodness shone through.
Everything will be terrible again bright and new tomorrow morning - but for this brief moment, some goodness shone through.
Bugs me when people talk about how funny Trump is. Like, obviously Eric Adams is the funniest active politician.
But he isn’t even the funniest GOP president of the 21st century - and there have only been two.
“Now watch this drive” clears anything Trump has ever said.
But he isn’t even the funniest GOP president of the 21st century - and there have only been two.
“Now watch this drive” clears anything Trump has ever said.
September 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Bugs me when people talk about how funny Trump is. Like, obviously Eric Adams is the funniest active politician.
But he isn’t even the funniest GOP president of the 21st century - and there have only been two.
“Now watch this drive” clears anything Trump has ever said.
But he isn’t even the funniest GOP president of the 21st century - and there have only been two.
“Now watch this drive” clears anything Trump has ever said.
Where is Chad Marshall when you need him? #Crew96 @acesradio.bsky.social
September 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Where is Chad Marshall when you need him? #Crew96 @acesradio.bsky.social
Nate Silver’s website:
September 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Nate Silver’s website:
First day of school for my oldest (2nd grade) and second (K).
People who trash public education can kick rocks.
People who trash public education can kick rocks.
August 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
First day of school for my oldest (2nd grade) and second (K).
People who trash public education can kick rocks.
People who trash public education can kick rocks.
As far as I can tell, this is a completely unironic statement re: Newsom redistricting. Put this in the files, @jeremiahdjohns.bsky.social
You heard her, if you want to get an accurate pulse of the American people just like, go on Reddit bro.
You heard her, if you want to get an accurate pulse of the American people just like, go on Reddit bro.
August 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
As far as I can tell, this is a completely unironic statement re: Newsom redistricting. Put this in the files, @jeremiahdjohns.bsky.social
You heard her, if you want to get an accurate pulse of the American people just like, go on Reddit bro.
You heard her, if you want to get an accurate pulse of the American people just like, go on Reddit bro.
Does…does The Telegraph not know that the 2003 body switching movie Freaky Friday was, in fact, fictional?
August 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Does…does The Telegraph not know that the 2003 body switching movie Freaky Friday was, in fact, fictional?