My gosh that is a handsome boy

Not bad. Next time though, kill 'em all

Was hoping against hope that the final damage tally at the end would be 1

His game face cracks me up

Savescummed like mad to learn from my mistakes XD There came a point where I couldn't play the "correct" way any longer and went all-in, no cover, max damage and was surprised by how often it worked.

Cant numerate how many hrs I lost to AoW 2, I couldn't tear myself away from goblins mainly because I thought the big beetle rider is just such a cute lil guy.
AoW4 is good? Had it wishlisted for yonks but never took the plunge

Better thighs than KFC drumsticks

I have yet to see such weapons capable of defeating my tinfoil hat

Also a progress bar that restarts each time it fills up but in fun new colours!

Always been a fan of robots that have, for lack of better description, a dick cannon

Pff that guy's sunglasses don't even come off with two rockets to the face

Wasn't ready for this degree of food porn

Have you not spent it all by now though?

Got to be a bit nicer than whatever pours forth from his little energy drink bottle

I also like the lesser-seen "I feel OK but want to pretend to be sick so I can play video game"