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Toaster
@toaster.codes
Leftie, scientist, research software engineer, fan of alternative comedy and tabletop gaming.
Or they’d just passed the road sign
December 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Truly effective economic populism. Wealth inequality leading to most media being owned by a handful of ultra-rich racists is irrelevant. As are soaring rents and bills due to asset consolidation. Truly it’s just that Americans Went Evil For No Reason. 🤷. Ah well, nothing we can do.
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm not sure why @fontawesome.com has a Child Combatant icon but the examples of use are... bold: fontawesome.com/icons/child-...
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Bafflingly Hot Fuzz is set in Gloucestershire, despite being filmed in Somerset, so…
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
So if we want to reduce queues and fix the NHS staffing crisis, we should just pay them more - not Wes’ genius idea of paying private hospitals to pay them more, and skim off a cut as profits.

If you were trying to be better informed, then why start the conversation like this:
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
QRTs disabled but this instantly reminded me of another famous team deathmatch:
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Truly incredible charts:
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just watched a cheetah catch and eat a squirrel!?
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
This giraffe seemed surprised we watched him have his midnight snack
November 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Okay absolutely go to Chester Zoo Reserve off-season, we got our room upgraded and can see giraffes from bed. Plus it’s a great zoo!
November 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Soaking up the sounds of the Southampton waterfront: car alarms people forgot to turn off.
October 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
TBH I think it was clear without the sign.
September 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
At this rate I might actually be ‘Average’ by the end of the year! Wish I had the numbers from 2023 before the Hib & lung puncture though.
September 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
“I know you dumped me but I promise you, you can change!”
September 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
As usual, flagged by @aimod.social too. These people are so lazy.
September 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Google Maps has censored the ferry to the Isle of Wight, but not the chain ferry *on* the Isle, or the ferry in Poole?
August 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It’s kind of amazing how effective this graffiti is
August 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Taking my lancets to see their homeland.
(…this is the offices of The Lancet, but they’re now just part of Elsevier. I tried!)
August 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Taking my pillbox to see its homeland
August 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Thesis: All large houses can be categorised as either a Midsomer Murders location or Hitman level.
August 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Taking my needles to see their homeland
August 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Feels like he never got over being born too late to be cast as Kane
July 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Leg texture and blocks of colour are reminding me of this one somehow:
June 27, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Truly incredible figure in this paper: www.cell.com/cell/abstrac...
June 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Parakeets in the park!? Southampton is now a proper city .
June 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM