Good job you told me that, Maxell, I was just about to give it to my hamster to use as a discus.
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Good job you told me that, Maxell, I was just about to give it to my hamster to use as a discus.
Ah fucking hell, not those pricks again.
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Ah fucking hell, not those pricks again.
I don’t think I will ever stop being simultaneously fascinated and dumbfounded by this line.
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I don’t think I will ever stop being simultaneously fascinated and dumbfounded by this line.
@bobpetesarah.bsky.social @stetiennedisco.bsky.social No new records from the Fab Three is one thing, but if they also take me off their Christmas card list next year I swear to God I’m gonna KICK OFF.
Merry Xmas!
Merry Xmas!
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
@bobpetesarah.bsky.social @stetiennedisco.bsky.social No new records from the Fab Three is one thing, but if they also take me off their Christmas card list next year I swear to God I’m gonna KICK OFF.
Merry Xmas!
Merry Xmas!
The irony is that if Mr. Streeting got a mental health diagnosis for the psychosis caused by his spiralling cocaine addiction he wouldn’t be coming out with this claptrap. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Streeting orders review into mental health and ADHD diagnoses
The health secretary says the aim is to tackle a rising demand for services and pressure on the NHS.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The irony is that if Mr. Streeting got a mental health diagnosis for the psychosis caused by his spiralling cocaine addiction he wouldn’t be coming out with this claptrap. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
@chartmusictotp.bsky.social Someone’s made a statue of Madness doing their seven-man-bummer-congo but instead of installing it in Camden Town they’ve put it in Manchester and also they’ve made it all depressing.
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
@chartmusictotp.bsky.social Someone’s made a statue of Madness doing their seven-man-bummer-congo but instead of installing it in Camden Town they’ve put it in Manchester and also they’ve made it all depressing.
“Hi James, have you finished that font you’ve been working on yet?”
- “Almost, I’ve just got to finish the ‘q’…”
“Well you know the rules, just use an ‘O’ and put a line through it…”
- “Almost, I’ve just got to finish the ‘q’…”
“Well you know the rules, just use an ‘O’ and put a line through it…”
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
“Hi James, have you finished that font you’ve been working on yet?”
- “Almost, I’ve just got to finish the ‘q’…”
“Well you know the rules, just use an ‘O’ and put a line through it…”
- “Almost, I’ve just got to finish the ‘q’…”
“Well you know the rules, just use an ‘O’ and put a line through it…”
BWA! HA! HA! IT’S HALLOWE’EN!! I’M GOING TO SACRIFICE A VIRGIN TONIGHT!!*
*I am going to remove the acetate from this vhs and then watch it.
*I am going to remove the acetate from this vhs and then watch it.
October 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
BWA! HA! HA! IT’S HALLOWE’EN!! I’M GOING TO SACRIFICE A VIRGIN TONIGHT!!*
*I am going to remove the acetate from this vhs and then watch it.
*I am going to remove the acetate from this vhs and then watch it.
@annadoble.bsky.social Hiya, thanks for doing the Saint Etienne thing in Nottingham tonight! (I was the person who asked the question about The Who.) I’ve still got a dictaphone if you want to digitise that tape?
September 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
@annadoble.bsky.social Hiya, thanks for doing the Saint Etienne thing in Nottingham tonight! (I was the person who asked the question about The Who.) I’ve still got a dictaphone if you want to digitise that tape?
Well, I guess the only thing to do is press ‘play’ and watch a beautiful sunset… @bobpetesarah.bsky.social @stetiennedisco.bsky.social
September 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Well, I guess the only thing to do is press ‘play’ and watch a beautiful sunset… @bobpetesarah.bsky.social @stetiennedisco.bsky.social
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Tbf lots of people take their clothes off when they get drunk and they usually do it on autopilot.
Tbf lots of people take their clothes off when they get drunk and they usually do it on autopilot.
EasyJet captain suspended after getting 'drunk and naked' in hotel
The budget airline grounded the unnamed pilot after hotel guests reportedly complained after the incident in Cape Verde.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Tbf lots of people take their clothes off when they get drunk and they usually do it on autopilot.
Tbf lots of people take their clothes off when they get drunk and they usually do it on autopilot.
Dead racists: 1
Tears: 0
Tears: 0
July 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Dead racists: 1
Tears: 0
Tears: 0
Here’s a 2,388 word article about how the Catholic Church murdered 796 babies, but none of the 2,388 words is the word ‘Catholic’: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Close down the Catholic Church.
Tuam: How hundreds of babies and toddlers came to be buried in an unmarked mass grave
Excavators are to begin a full investigation at the site of a former children's home.
www.bbc.co.uk
July 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Here’s a 2,388 word article about how the Catholic Church murdered 796 babies, but none of the 2,388 words is the word ‘Catholic’: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Close down the Catholic Church.
@roughtrade1976.bsky.social Hi. What the fuck is this? Thanks.
July 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
@roughtrade1976.bsky.social Hi. What the fuck is this? Thanks.
Spent 4 hours before my blood sugar level test trying not to eat too much sugar to trick my GP into thinking I’m not getting diabetes,a bit like in the film‘Dancer in the Dark’when Selma secretly memorises the Snellen chart attempting to trick the ophthalmologist into thinking she isn’t going blind.
July 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Spent 4 hours before my blood sugar level test trying not to eat too much sugar to trick my GP into thinking I’m not getting diabetes,a bit like in the film‘Dancer in the Dark’when Selma secretly memorises the Snellen chart attempting to trick the ophthalmologist into thinking she isn’t going blind.
There’s a bit on my coil hose where the rubber has weakened so it stops working if I pull it too tight. I’m not going to tell you which massively famous gardening supplies chain I bought that hose from though, because I’m not into kinkshaming.
June 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
There’s a bit on my coil hose where the rubber has weakened so it stops working if I pull it too tight. I’m not going to tell you which massively famous gardening supplies chain I bought that hose from though, because I’m not into kinkshaming.
It is not appropriate for Sir Rod Stewart to perform at Glastonbury.
June 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
It is not appropriate for Sir Rod Stewart to perform at Glastonbury.
