My wife walked in on me on the toilet and said, "hey king, you're looking kinda short today."

Is it possible for Saint Germain to make an appearance again? I just don't think there's enough European vampire mystics stalking the night and he's been slacking as of late. I'd much rather that than whatever the hells been going on in the news.

How are cryptids supposed to live in this economy if all these houses keep getting built on their haunted land? At least with apartments they can hide in the long hallways and air vents.

Buckshot Roulette multi-player is hog wild. My friend stole the skip turn item from me and proceeded to skip my turn, then shoot me dead. Hell isn't meant for everybody, but I think it might be waiting patiently for my friend.

I haven't made a video in a year, but I've got that urge in me waiting to be brought out into the world, like a piece of concrete I swallowed when I was a kid.

Sometimes, when I'm searching for a new book at a garage sale, I thumb through the pages just to make sure what I'm feeling are dead trees and not a potential mimic.