toastfuker
@toastfuker.bsky.social
They model themselves after the dear leader
February 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
They model themselves after the dear leader
This clip needs to run on Good Morning America. I really don't think the average American knows this is the prevailing ideology of this administration.
February 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
This clip needs to run on Good Morning America. I really don't think the average American knows this is the prevailing ideology of this administration.
Wasn't the entirety of the debate from ice 2 weeks ago that real ID wasn't enough?
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Wasn't the entirety of the debate from ice 2 weeks ago that real ID wasn't enough?
When do we get taco trucks on every corner?
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM
When do we get taco trucks on every corner?
Cruz's crocodile tears are 👌
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Cruz's crocodile tears are 👌
Her entire purpose is to ask Kash Patel what Uber eats he likes. If she has nuanced views on any subject it does not come across.
February 7, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Her entire purpose is to ask Kash Patel what Uber eats he likes. If she has nuanced views on any subject it does not come across.
Yeah but they want to keep the grift money flowing.
February 7, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Yeah but they want to keep the grift money flowing.
Let me make an uneducated guess: Israel
February 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Let me make an uneducated guess: Israel
Bezos doing what he said he would, protect capital
February 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Bezos doing what he said he would, protect capital
So a publicly available app and a spreadsheet
February 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
So a publicly available app and a spreadsheet
I mean this is a guy who got taken in by the Lost Cause 150 years after the fact
February 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I mean this is a guy who got taken in by the Lost Cause 150 years after the fact
I hear his lisp is back
February 6, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I hear his lisp is back
Good thing the trump administration and ice have a history of declaring emergencies only when it's really needed
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Good thing the trump administration and ice have a history of declaring emergencies only when it's really needed
I'm still waiting for backdraft the musical
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I'm still waiting for backdraft the musical
How long was he eavesdropping on this conversation?
a man is holding a plant in front of his face with a star on the bottom right that says adultswim.com
ALT: a man is holding a plant in front of his face with a star on the bottom right that says adultswim.com
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
How long was he eavesdropping on this conversation?
From Grok: Yes, a person can plead the Fifth Amendment in a civil case (deposition or trial) to avoid self-incrimination, but unlike in criminal cases, doing so can have severe consequences.
February 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
From Grok: Yes, a person can plead the Fifth Amendment in a civil case (deposition or trial) to avoid self-incrimination, but unlike in criminal cases, doing so can have severe consequences.
Hmmm seems like never actually holding a position in the government despite acting with ultimate authority in execution has come back to bite Elon in the ass
February 4, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Hmmm seems like never actually holding a position in the government despite acting with ultimate authority in execution has come back to bite Elon in the ass
Fucking dude smirks when he says "for what"
February 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Fucking dude smirks when he says "for what"
How many of the tix were bought by the Republican party?
February 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
How many of the tix were bought by the Republican party?
There can be consequences???
February 1, 2026 at 12:02 PM
There can be consequences???