ouuuugh i hope the horse enjoys the well earned sun and relaxation

you too i guess

SIR FORGET CORONA

R A B I E S

THAT'S ALWAYS WHEN IT GETS YOU...

i almost ate shit a couple times on my way to work; most of the sidewalk ice is bumpy from freezing in the wind so you're just not ready for the smooth patches at all...

It's just too easy to overcook! I have had too much dry or soggy turkey to not just say fuck it and reach for the ham instead.

i make a mean turkey salad out of leftovers tho

turkey being good is news to me, I think you may just be a weirdo turkey liker

Susano ate my vocal chords. Sir why.

Plus my ankles which I stretched my achilles doing archaeology and my feet where my podiatrist was alarmed how much she could move all my little feet bones and my tmjd and my hips my chiro said i should not be able to move comfortably like that and--

WELCOME TO BENDYHELL

fingers crossed for a black friday/cyber monday deal for u...

adds another dollar into the "I'm probably hypermobile jar and should probably talk to my doctor about it"

sammy my jar is so full

hey hold on what