Mr Smith
@toastkid.bsky.social
I'm sure that a little bit of them died in the cinema.
February 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I'm sure that a little bit of them died in the cinema.
Stay here. Freds is just full of "Can you name an animal. I'll go first - cow" engagement farmers.
February 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Stay here. Freds is just full of "Can you name an animal. I'll go first - cow" engagement farmers.
It's a statistically significant percentage of a thankfully small group
February 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
It's a statistically significant percentage of a thankfully small group
To boost shares in NordVPN
January 27, 2026 at 4:43 PM
To boost shares in NordVPN
Is that how he finds out what she does all day?
January 26, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Is that how he finds out what she does all day?
Don't waste a toaster on a lost cause.
January 26, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Don't waste a toaster on a lost cause.
Taking the fun out of fungible
January 25, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Taking the fun out of fungible
Musclebound, The Freeze, To Cut A Long Story Short. Great tracks. Cheesey but great.
January 23, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Musclebound, The Freeze, To Cut A Long Story Short. Great tracks. Cheesey but great.
Unkle were great despite Ian brown
January 23, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Unkle were great despite Ian brown
As long as my gopher servers are still up I'll be ok.
January 21, 2026 at 5:34 PM
As long as my gopher servers are still up I'll be ok.
I wish he'd ghost the internet.
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I wish he'd ghost the internet.
Personally I don't care as my passport is now an indeterminate blue/black colour and I get a lot, lot longer in customs to show it to people.
January 19, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Personally I don't care as my passport is now an indeterminate blue/black colour and I get a lot, lot longer in customs to show it to people.
Roll on Albert Hall, Manchester gig. You going?
January 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Roll on Albert Hall, Manchester gig. You going?
At least it makes him happy...
January 17, 2026 at 11:42 AM
At least it makes him happy...
Trump didn't write either of them
January 16, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Trump didn't write either of them
Posh Paws has more self respect.
January 16, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Posh Paws has more self respect.
I'm sure the USA will pollute them into extinction.
January 16, 2026 at 10:05 AM
I'm sure the USA will pollute them into extinction.
Peter Green era. Proper Brit r&b.
January 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Peter Green era. Proper Brit r&b.
Personally I prefer option two.
January 15, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Personally I prefer option two.
Screams in Leeds Gothic
January 14, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Screams in Leeds Gothic