Honey, I’m Crisp
@toastyappel.bsky.social
Just a mid 20 something here to make jokes, friends, and be told I deserve that sweet treat.
If anyone was wondering what having a bad
BPD day is like, it's like being in a house staring two inches from a TV screen where every channel is only playing static, and everyone else in the house is screaming so loud you can't form a thought...
BPD day is like, it's like being in a house staring two inches from a TV screen where every channel is only playing static, and everyone else in the house is screaming so loud you can't form a thought...
December 23, 2024 at 2:04 PM
If anyone was wondering what having a bad
BPD day is like, it's like being in a house staring two inches from a TV screen where every channel is only playing static, and everyone else in the house is screaming so loud you can't form a thought...
BPD day is like, it's like being in a house staring two inches from a TV screen where every channel is only playing static, and everyone else in the house is screaming so loud you can't form a thought...
Happy Friday all!
The real question for the morning is a dab or a joint for the wake n bake?
The real question for the morning is a dab or a joint for the wake n bake?
December 20, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Happy Friday all!
The real question for the morning is a dab or a joint for the wake n bake?
The real question for the morning is a dab or a joint for the wake n bake?
Dawg lemons on the left
Mimosa on the right
It’s Monday morning and we’re starting it right.
Mimosa on the right
It’s Monday morning and we’re starting it right.
November 25, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Dawg lemons on the left
Mimosa on the right
It’s Monday morning and we’re starting it right.
Mimosa on the right
It’s Monday morning and we’re starting it right.
Me making eye contact with the Deviled Eggs
November 22, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Me making eye contact with the Deviled Eggs
Baby stoner me would probably cry knowing is work in the Cannabis industry one day and have to many dabs to smoke. 💨
November 22, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Baby stoner me would probably cry knowing is work in the Cannabis industry one day and have to many dabs to smoke. 💨
Flowers to the Wicked cast, it was soooo good.
Two takeaways as well…
1. I want to be tough history by a Goat
2. I need Ariana to whistle tone in her bubble until my ears bleed
Two takeaways as well…
1. I want to be tough history by a Goat
2. I need Ariana to whistle tone in her bubble until my ears bleed
a woman in a pink dress is saying i know
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is saying i know
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Flowers to the Wicked cast, it was soooo good.
Two takeaways as well…
1. I want to be tough history by a Goat
2. I need Ariana to whistle tone in her bubble until my ears bleed
Two takeaways as well…
1. I want to be tough history by a Goat
2. I need Ariana to whistle tone in her bubble until my ears bleed
Hi I f c you g do Fuchs c
You know?
You know?
November 21, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Hi I f c you g do Fuchs c
You know?
You know?
When someone asks me if I’m happy in life the little monkey with symbols in my head does the Macarena and cries. 🐒
a cartoon monkey is squatting down while holding dumbbells in his hands
ALT: a cartoon monkey is squatting down while holding dumbbells in his hands
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 9:27 PM
When someone asks me if I’m happy in life the little monkey with symbols in my head does the Macarena and cries. 🐒
7:40am
Straight men need to learn how to gently close a door
I need a dab
-Haiku written by a stoned apple
Straight men need to learn how to gently close a door
I need a dab
-Haiku written by a stoned apple
November 20, 2024 at 1:42 PM
7:40am
Straight men need to learn how to gently close a door
I need a dab
-Haiku written by a stoned apple
Straight men need to learn how to gently close a door
I need a dab
-Haiku written by a stoned apple