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CaptainTeo
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The musical chameleon/emotional support spider. Composer, artist, former radio host. Composer of the Undertale album "An Evening with the Underground Symphonic Orchestra". 100% safe for work. Unabashedly me.

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It was @zaezar.bsky.social who encouraged me to start doing this. It's encouraging to realise that an artist will know how to make it into a proper composition when you can't. I scrawled this in GnuIMP for my last cover art and @pirxyl.bsky.social did a beautiful job of bringing the idea to life.
December 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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While clearing out bot accounts from a Discord server, today, I came across one that tried to make an LLM-generated bio but used the LLM's response of being confused about their prompt as the bio instead.
A Discord bot account's bio that reads "Could you clarify what you mean by 'furry shot bio'? Here are a few possible interpretations-let me know which one you're going for:" and nothing else.
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I'm glad to hear that you have a head.
A screenshot of the thumbnail of DrDubz' Twitch stream with the title cut off at "@ryyudo has a head..."
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Art or Treat! I like vegan jelly sweets and salted peanut brittle (but probably not together).
October 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I did it.
October 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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I'm a bat for Halloween.

(Big thanks for @catmayo.gay for helping me get the wings to a working state in a pinch.)
An anthropomorphic pool toy mexican red-knee tarantula wearing a bat onesie. An anthropomorphic pool toy mexican red-knee tarantula wearing a bat onesie. It's raising its arms with an angry face to show the onesie's wings and trying unsuccessfully to look intimidating.
October 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Today, I achieved something that I've been working on for 23 years, having to restart through all (Substance+) re-releases of Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance. I got the top score in every single VR mission in the game. All 500 of them.

(Orange names means all top scores in that category.)
A screenshot of Metal Gear Solid 2 from the Master Collection. It shows the character select menu of the VR missions, with all characters at 100% with all orange names. A screenshot of Metal Gear Solid 2 from the Master Collection. It shows the Alternative Missions submenu for MGS1 snake with all orange titles. A screenshot of Metal Gear Solid 2 from the Master Collection. It shows the Hold Up Mode submenu for MGS1 Snake with top scores and orange names for every mission. A screenshot of Metal Gear Solid 2 from the Master Collection. It shows the save menu for the VR missions menu, showing the completion rate at 100%.
October 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I don't like to whine about this in public, but... as a genuine question, what am I doing wrong? The posts about my new music were shared collectively a couple of hundred times and not a single one of those even turned into a listen, let alone a download. Am I really that uninteresting?
October 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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mfw they add VRChat AudioLink IRL
A zoom-in on the torso of the above image, with the shapes of the glowsticks making it look like an incredibly stupid face.
October 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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❤
A refsheet for an anthropomorphic, feminine male Indian chameleon (Chameleo zeylanicus) called Teo. The ref sheet displays two outfits (one cropped hoodie and a miniskirt, and the other a small top with attached wings, miniskirt with straps, gloves, leggings, and two skull pendants attached to his horns like earrings) as well as the general body shape, a green/yellow/red colour palette, and six examples of facial expressions.
September 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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If you'd like to support an independent disabled artist, my new song is up on Bandcamp, Ko-Fi and other sites. ❤ If I could at least make back the licensing fee that I had to pay to release it, that would mean a lot to me.

Bandcamp tobassett.bandcamp.com/track/dream-...
Ko-fi ko-fi.com/s/b9e88f0908
August 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Non-gif version of the image because Bluesky made it blurry and I want people to be able to see @pirxyl.bsky.social's art as intended.
An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula sits on a cloud, looking upwards. Stars and space can be see in the background. At the top of the image, a cityscape can be seen upside-down, making it apparent that the spider is actually hanging on the bottom of the cloud and looking down at the city. The text reads: "Dream Operator T.O. Bassett Aug 8 2025".
August 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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A little late because I just got out of hospital (I'm fine <3), but Dream Operator, the song that I wrote for Furality Somna, will be released on Bandcamp and the music video on YouTube next Friday, August 8th, with releases on streaming platforms following ASAP!

Art by @pirxyl.bsky.social. 🧡
August 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula showing a plush F.Y.N.N. (Furality's mascot) to a purple Bichi. An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula sitting on the head of a giant Bichi. Their heads are tilted to look at each other.
July 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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There's a lot more to say, but so little space to say it. Thank you for helping me be a little piece of history.
"I helped my younger sister play through the game. It was a formative experience for her and my favourite memory of spending time with her. Thank you for helping with that. <3"
July 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Furality Somna-themed sketch by @soraime.bsky.social's recent sketch stream. I'm so happy that someone drew my Somna onesie. <3
A sketch of a pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula, wearing a bear onesie, sitting down and holding a Bichi.
July 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I think that I need to work on the variety of things that I post on Bluesky.
Seven different posts from myself on Bluesky, all of which are minor variations of "Thank you so much".
July 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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There it is! This is really cool of you. Thank you very much. <3
An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula standing amongst some hanging pride flags, waving a wand that's leaving a trail in the colours of the asexual pride flag.
June 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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(5/5) Good night, Somna.
An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula sitting on the head of a giant Bichi. Their heads are tilted to look at each other. An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula asleep among a huge pile of pillows and a group of eleven small Bichis, who are all sitting on the pillows and singing. The tarantula is holding a plush F.Y.N.N. (Furality's mascot) and another, smaller Bichi.
June 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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(4/?)
An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula showing a plush F.Y.N.N. (Furality's mascot) to a Bichi. An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula and a Bichi asleep on a bed. The tarantula is holding a plush F.Y.N.N. (Furality's mascot). An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula petting a giant Bichi, who is leaning into it with its eyes closed.
June 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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(3/?)
Three Novabeasts (ArvuReBantra, Misty Jinn, and Hartx719), an anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula (CaptainTeo), and an anthropomorphic brown spider sitting in the Furality Somna event stage and watching the Opening Ceremony. A group of people posing in the Furality Somna lobby world, including CaptainTeo, ArvuReBantra, Butterscotch, Sora The Syke, SnakeMayo, and choco31415. A group of people sitting in the Furality Somna event stage world and watching the Closing Ceremonies, including CaptainTeo, ArvuReBantra, Misty Jinn, Viridian, and Yipxybold. A group of people sitting in the Furality Somna event stage world and watching the Closing Ceremonies, including CaptainTeo, Misty Jinn, Viridian, and Yipxybold.
June 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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(2/?)
An anthropomorphic doe (ThirdEditDoe) hugging an anthropomorphic Mexican red-knee tarantula (CaptainTeo) in the Furality Somna event stage world. An anthropomorphic dragon (Baroness Leina) and an anthropomorphic Mexican red-knee tarantula (CaptainTeo) posing together in the Furality Somna meetup world. An Avali and an anthropomorphic Mexican red-knee tarantula posing together in the Furality Somna lobby world.
June 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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A thread of some of my favourite photos from @furality.org Somna. Photos taken by me, @arvurebantra.bsky.social, @butterscotchv.bsky.social, @lilliplant.bsky.social, @leinalinckia.bsky.social, and ThirdEditMan. (1/?)
A group photo of various anthropomorphic spider avatars in the Furality Somna meetup world, during the invertebrate meetup. A group photo of the invertebrate meetup at the Furality Somna meetup world, including various creative invertebrate avatars of massively varied sizes. A pile of actual geckos at the Scales & Tails meetup in the Furality Somna meetup world. A photo of the Furality Somna Dealers' Den world, showing T.O. Bassett's music booth right next to the Awesome's Taekwon-Do booth, belonging to T.O. Bassett's taekwondo instructor.
June 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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(Art by V.A.T.A. on FA and @sheeshiedoesart.bsky.social <3)
An anthropomorphic femboy Indian chameleon sitting in an Autumn forest. He's winking a the camera with an arm outstretched, a small heart floating above his hand. His tail is absolutely gigantic why do people keep drawing it like that I need to be able to walk goddamnit An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula, jumping in an action pose.
June 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Absolutely honoured that @furality.org would allow me to contribute a whole song to Furality Somna. Thank you so much for an incredible weekend. <3

I'll post the full video soon - my first "proper" music video.
June 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM