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Pretty! Cold! #motherNatureGeileBitch
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Pretty! Cold! #motherNatureGeileBitch
Repaired my godchild’s Floyd Rose guitar tuning system. What if not this are the holidays for?! 🤘
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Repaired my godchild’s Floyd Rose guitar tuning system. What if not this are the holidays for?! 🤘
Well, maybe after their concert in DUS next year. 😋 #theHirschEffekt
December 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Well, maybe after their concert in DUS next year. 😋 #theHirschEffekt
Having great conversations with strangers in a bar while I only came there to enjoy a decent Whiskey alone appears to be a reoccurring theme in my life.
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Having great conversations with strangers in a bar while I only came there to enjoy a decent Whiskey alone appears to be a reoccurring theme in my life.
Tags are strong these days. #capitalism
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Tags are strong these days. #capitalism
I had peak #German #nightmare: there were three traffic signs on a pole. The first one was common, the second one made the instructions of the first one more specific but the third one didn’t belong to the prior instructions at all and didn’t make any sense. I woke up in cold sweat.
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I had peak #German #nightmare: there were three traffic signs on a pole. The first one was common, the second one made the instructions of the first one more specific but the third one didn’t belong to the prior instructions at all and didn’t make any sense. I woke up in cold sweat.
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A German doesn’t simply tell you No. They’ll tell you explicitly what they’ll be busy with instead: [DE] “Ich werd den Teufel tun“[EN] “I’ll do the Devil” – to have intercourse with the Antichrist instead of conceding to your request #idiomsForIdiots #stillFunny
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A German doesn’t simply tell you No. They’ll tell you explicitly what they’ll be busy with instead: [DE] “Ich werd den Teufel tun“[EN] “I’ll do the Devil” – to have intercourse with the Antichrist instead of conceding to your request #idiomsForIdiots #stillFunny
The more we unintentionally accept to live in a world where neoliberal capitalism solely promotes values like maximizing achievement, we become self-exploiting subjects. We must expropriate the time to rest. Critically understanding that slowness cannot be devalued. That it is part of the order […]
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November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The more we unintentionally accept to live in a world where neoliberal capitalism solely promotes values like maximizing achievement, we become self-exploiting subjects. We must expropriate the time to rest. Critically understanding that slowness cannot be devalued. That it is part of the order […]
I tried the new version of Influenza and you won’t believe what happened next.
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I tried the new version of Influenza and you won’t believe what happened next.
Sold tickets to $popularBand that makes #metal Carnival #music & switched to one of the smaller #concerts last night. Admidst glowing fuel rods, “Currents” delivered with breakneck energy at #Palladium #cologne! 🤘
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sold tickets to $popularBand that makes #metal Carnival #music & switched to one of the smaller #concerts last night. Admidst glowing fuel rods, “Currents” delivered with breakneck energy at #Palladium #cologne! 🤘
To gain an accurate understanding of Pandora, ask Douglas Crockford about #JavaScript.
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
To gain an accurate understanding of Pandora, ask Douglas Crockford about #JavaScript.
“Incisor” – I carved this from a Belgian beach’s layered seashell into the shape of an animal tooth & drilled a hole to attach it as a charm. #crafting
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“Incisor” – I carved this from a Belgian beach’s layered seashell into the shape of an animal tooth & drilled a hole to attach it as a charm. #crafting
“Kochkraft durch KMA” delivered epically! From songs that made me tear up to Rage-Against-The-Machine level irresponsible hate against the system, they pushed a great many of my buttons. #concerts #music
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November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Donnern! Donnern! Und nochmal Donnern!Dezenz. Ist. Schwäche. 🕺🏻🧷 Tomorrow already! Very much looking forward!#neverTooOld #music #concerts #punk
November 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Donnern! Donnern! Und nochmal Donnern!Dezenz. Ist. Schwäche. 🕺🏻🧷 Tomorrow already! Very much looking forward!#neverTooOld #music #concerts #punk
🐼🎙️: I’ll never changeAnd you’re still the same[…]I am so tiredOf everyone that’s breathing down my neckMaybe you shouldn’t be like that[…]Stop keeping this alivePlease be silent for just once[…]There is so little roomTo understand my thoughts[…]Are you ready?Why are you running?I am standing […]
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November 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
🐼🎙️: I’ll never changeAnd you’re still the same[…]I am so tiredOf everyone that’s breathing down my neckMaybe you shouldn’t be like that[…]Stop keeping this alivePlease be silent for just once[…]There is so little roomTo understand my thoughts[…]Are you ready?Why are you running?I am standing […]
Diary time, finally. #Düsseldorf #Rhine
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Diary time, finally. #Düsseldorf #Rhine
TIL: since folks were using Amazon gift card voucher codes as pseudo-payment for their friendly online-neighborhood fraudster, Amazon made it more difficult by removing the easily shareable voucher code from the email you could send to yourself. But since nothing is safe from a determined fool […]
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November 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
TIL: since folks were using Amazon gift card voucher codes as pseudo-payment for their friendly online-neighborhood fraudster, Amazon made it more difficult by removing the easily shareable voucher code from the email you could send to yourself. But since nothing is safe from a determined fool […]
Google: “Oh, so your kid’s tablet traveled to another country within the EU? How dare you expand their horizon! We won’t be accepting any more App Store purchases from you until you’ve signed these gazillion forms and waited a few weeks for us to process them. And BTW, did we mention how unhappy […]
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November 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Google: “Oh, so your kid’s tablet traveled to another country within the EU? How dare you expand their horizon! We won’t be accepting any more App Store purchases from you until you’ve signed these gazillion forms and waited a few weeks for us to process them. And BTW, did we mention how unhappy […]
Now that our #Düsseldorf primary school’s headmistress sent an email, declaring that #halloween is not a real holiday, won’t be celebrated & is all about sweets anyway, continuing with instructions on how to celebrate St.Martin in honor of her Lord+Savior who transforms into a cookie at regular […]
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November 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Now that our #Düsseldorf primary school’s headmistress sent an email, declaring that #halloween is not a real holiday, won’t be celebrated & is all about sweets anyway, continuing with instructions on how to celebrate St.Martin in honor of her Lord+Savior who transforms into a cookie at regular […]
“Kochkraft Durch KMA” with a brilliant Hardcore Punk song on our ill-fated work worship, art vs. money and burnout. They’re performing in Cologne on 20251108 with their brilliantly named album “Hardcore Never Dies Das”, in case you want to pogo to this with me. #music #concerts #art #punk #work
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM