@toc13.bsky.social
Oh Donny.
We have neither the time nor the crayons.... Mostly because you've eaten them all
We have neither the time nor the crayons.... Mostly because you've eaten them all
January 20, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Oh Donny.
We have neither the time nor the crayons.... Mostly because you've eaten them all
We have neither the time nor the crayons.... Mostly because you've eaten them all
Trump says he will 100% follow through...
January 19, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Trump says he will 100% follow through...
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Absolutely delighted to share this video of heavy metal legends Gwar performing a charmingly enjoyable cover of Chappell Roan’s Pink Pony Club (my 6 year old loved it!) youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I?...
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Absolutely delighted to share this video of heavy metal legends Gwar performing a charmingly enjoyable cover of Chappell Roan’s Pink Pony Club (my 6 year old loved it!) youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I?...
I am waiting for the first world leader to say "Oh, just fuck off Donald"
I'm sure that many of them are as tired as we are of his shit
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I'm sure that many of them are as tired as we are of his shit
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
January 16, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I am waiting for the first world leader to say "Oh, just fuck off Donald"
I'm sure that many of them are as tired as we are of his shit
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I'm sure that many of them are as tired as we are of his shit
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Each week, when my pupils update their recommendations shelf, it reminds me of the popularity of graphic novels. They're an essential part of the classroom reading diet. Amulet, Swim Team, Bunny vs Monkey, InvestiGATORS, Smile, Mr Wolf's Class... they need to be on the shelves!
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Each week, when my pupils update their recommendations shelf, it reminds me of the popularity of graphic novels. They're an essential part of the classroom reading diet. Amulet, Swim Team, Bunny vs Monkey, InvestiGATORS, Smile, Mr Wolf's Class... they need to be on the shelves!
A new one to listen to! I had run out
🚨New episode alert! This week’s YOU’RE DEAD TO ME is all about King Louis XIV’s fascinating, impressive, and sometimes scandalous brother, Phillipe Duc d’Orléans!
My guests are the amazing comedian Tom Allen and the fab historian @jspan.bsky.social
Listen now on BBC SOUNDS, or wait 28 days
My guests are the amazing comedian Tom Allen and the fab historian @jspan.bsky.social
Listen now on BBC SOUNDS, or wait 28 days
January 16, 2026 at 1:03 PM
A new one to listen to! I had run out
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Okay everyone, it’s Rosie Demands Rewards Day! The 700 Artists Appeal has already reached £164, but Rosie needs more. Send her your PayPal donation now – [email protected]. Don’t delay, you know that she and honesterotica are worth it! More at www.honesterotica.com/blog/our-new....
January 16, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Okay everyone, it’s Rosie Demands Rewards Day! The 700 Artists Appeal has already reached £164, but Rosie needs more. Send her your PayPal donation now – [email protected]. Don’t delay, you know that she and honesterotica are worth it! More at www.honesterotica.com/blog/our-new....
Had Jenrick not already gone over?
I'm surprised
I'm surprised
January 15, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Had Jenrick not already gone over?
I'm surprised
I'm surprised
I found myself wondering if a female werewolf is a wifwolf
January 15, 2026 at 9:49 AM
I found myself wondering if a female werewolf is a wifwolf
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Weak Beeb article about foreign policy.
'Badenoch is rightly attacking Starmer. What would ahe do differently? She doesn't have to say because she's the opposition '
That was pretty much the gist.
She's the leader of the opposition. Yes, she does have to give an idea of what she'd do
'Badenoch is rightly attacking Starmer. What would ahe do differently? She doesn't have to say because she's the opposition '
That was pretty much the gist.
She's the leader of the opposition. Yes, she does have to give an idea of what she'd do
January 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Weak Beeb article about foreign policy.
'Badenoch is rightly attacking Starmer. What would ahe do differently? She doesn't have to say because she's the opposition '
That was pretty much the gist.
She's the leader of the opposition. Yes, she does have to give an idea of what she'd do
'Badenoch is rightly attacking Starmer. What would ahe do differently? She doesn't have to say because she's the opposition '
That was pretty much the gist.
She's the leader of the opposition. Yes, she does have to give an idea of what she'd do
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Hi! The newest episode of YOU’RE DEAD TO ME is all about medicine in Renaissance England (1500s-1660s), on BBC SOUNDS
I’m joined by the ace comedian @rialina_ and the excellent historian of medicine Dr Alanna Skuse
Expect leeches, urine-drinking, painful surgeries, and weird dog experiments!
I’m joined by the ace comedian @rialina_ and the excellent historian of medicine Dr Alanna Skuse
Expect leeches, urine-drinking, painful surgeries, and weird dog experiments!
January 9, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Hi! The newest episode of YOU’RE DEAD TO ME is all about medicine in Renaissance England (1500s-1660s), on BBC SOUNDS
I’m joined by the ace comedian @rialina_ and the excellent historian of medicine Dr Alanna Skuse
Expect leeches, urine-drinking, painful surgeries, and weird dog experiments!
I’m joined by the ace comedian @rialina_ and the excellent historian of medicine Dr Alanna Skuse
Expect leeches, urine-drinking, painful surgeries, and weird dog experiments!
From an article about Redbourn -
"the size of houses and gardens would shrink" as a result of any development
this was "nothing like what we wanted when we moved here 20 years ago to bring up our children".
It was 20 years ago, I think your children have grown by now...
NIMBYs being NIMBYs
"the size of houses and gardens would shrink" as a result of any development
this was "nothing like what we wanted when we moved here 20 years ago to bring up our children".
It was 20 years ago, I think your children have grown by now...
NIMBYs being NIMBYs
January 8, 2026 at 1:23 PM
From an article about Redbourn -
"the size of houses and gardens would shrink" as a result of any development
this was "nothing like what we wanted when we moved here 20 years ago to bring up our children".
It was 20 years ago, I think your children have grown by now...
NIMBYs being NIMBYs
"the size of houses and gardens would shrink" as a result of any development
this was "nothing like what we wanted when we moved here 20 years ago to bring up our children".
It was 20 years ago, I think your children have grown by now...
NIMBYs being NIMBYs
And I've actively discussed towing Liverpool out into the middle of the Atlantic*
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
*I was very stoned at the time
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
*I was very stoned at the time
Trump actively discussing potentially buying Greenland, White House says
Both Greenland and its owner Denmark have repeatedly stressed the island was not for sale.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 7, 2026 at 8:01 PM
And I've actively discussed towing Liverpool out into the middle of the Atlantic*
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
*I was very stoned at the time
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
*I was very stoned at the time
So the US attacks shipping, invades a country, kidnaps their leader because they don't like him, & then says they'll run the country.
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
So the US attacks shipping, invades a country, kidnaps their leader because they don't like him, & then says they'll run the country.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Exciting news!!!
YOU’RE DEAD TO ME returns tomorrow for series 11
We launch with an episode about Emperor Nero, with the stellar cast of @wmarybeard.bsky.social & @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
It’ll only be available in the UK on BBC SOUNDS for the first month, then globally on other apps after
YOU’RE DEAD TO ME returns tomorrow for series 11
We launch with an episode about Emperor Nero, with the stellar cast of @wmarybeard.bsky.social & @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
It’ll only be available in the UK on BBC SOUNDS for the first month, then globally on other apps after
January 1, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Exciting news!!!
YOU’RE DEAD TO ME returns tomorrow for series 11
We launch with an episode about Emperor Nero, with the stellar cast of @wmarybeard.bsky.social & @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
It’ll only be available in the UK on BBC SOUNDS for the first month, then globally on other apps after
YOU’RE DEAD TO ME returns tomorrow for series 11
We launch with an episode about Emperor Nero, with the stellar cast of @wmarybeard.bsky.social & @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
It’ll only be available in the UK on BBC SOUNDS for the first month, then globally on other apps after
The maids of honour are made,
The marchpane is baked,
The hippocras is steeping,
The ingredients for the frumenty are being gathered
The stockings are hung
The stories are read
The little ones are (hopefully) falling asleep in their bed
One last bit of wrapping then I can rest
Merry Christmas all
The marchpane is baked,
The hippocras is steeping,
The ingredients for the frumenty are being gathered
The stockings are hung
The stories are read
The little ones are (hopefully) falling asleep in their bed
One last bit of wrapping then I can rest
Merry Christmas all
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The maids of honour are made,
The marchpane is baked,
The hippocras is steeping,
The ingredients for the frumenty are being gathered
The stockings are hung
The stories are read
The little ones are (hopefully) falling asleep in their bed
One last bit of wrapping then I can rest
Merry Christmas all
The marchpane is baked,
The hippocras is steeping,
The ingredients for the frumenty are being gathered
The stockings are hung
The stories are read
The little ones are (hopefully) falling asleep in their bed
One last bit of wrapping then I can rest
Merry Christmas all
"Why are people getting obese? How can we get people to take up sport?"
Meanwhile...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Meanwhile...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"Why are people getting obese? How can we get people to take up sport?"
Meanwhile...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Meanwhile...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
So the least notable wins.
Reasons why I have no faith in any voting public
Reasons why I have no faith in any voting public
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
So the least notable wins.
Reasons why I have no faith in any voting public
Reasons why I have no faith in any voting public
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Hello!! You can now listen to ep1 of our new family-friendly BBC history show, Dead Funny History. It’s fun, factual, silly, and based on academic research used for You’re Dead To Me episodes
This episode is about the history of football ⚽️
listen now on BBC SOUNDS
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
This episode is about the history of football ⚽️
listen now on BBC SOUNDS
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
December 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hello!! You can now listen to ep1 of our new family-friendly BBC history show, Dead Funny History. It’s fun, factual, silly, and based on academic research used for You’re Dead To Me episodes
This episode is about the history of football ⚽️
listen now on BBC SOUNDS
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
This episode is about the history of football ⚽️
listen now on BBC SOUNDS
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
"Can any of them really say they've jad a better year?"
Quite frankly, yes.
One's on a par, 2 are far ahead, & the other 3 are over the horizon & accelerating.
If Scotland win the world cup, he's got a shout. Until then, the achievements aren't comparable
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...
Quite frankly, yes.
One's on a par, 2 are far ahead, & the other 3 are over the horizon & accelerating.
If Scotland win the world cup, he's got a shout. Until then, the achievements aren't comparable
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...
Scott McTominay SPOTY nomination: Was Scottish footballer unlucky to miss out
Some in Scotland are unhappy after Scott McTominay missed out on shortlist for the 2025 BBC Sports Personality of the Year award.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"Can any of them really say they've jad a better year?"
Quite frankly, yes.
One's on a par, 2 are far ahead, & the other 3 are over the horizon & accelerating.
If Scotland win the world cup, he's got a shout. Until then, the achievements aren't comparable
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...
Quite frankly, yes.
One's on a par, 2 are far ahead, & the other 3 are over the horizon & accelerating.
If Scotland win the world cup, he's got a shout. Until then, the achievements aren't comparable
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...
The influencer is not the only one who should brush up on her Welsh history. This paragraph had me wincing;
"The Norman invasion of 1066 saw King Edward I of England subdue Wales, leading to the establishment of the title of Prince of Wales in 1284."
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
"The Norman invasion of 1066 saw King Edward I of England subdue Wales, leading to the establishment of the title of Prince of Wales in 1284."
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
TikTok influencer's Wales being part of England remark sparks row
Tennessee Thresher goes viral after telling her podcast she sees Wales
www.bbc.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The influencer is not the only one who should brush up on her Welsh history. This paragraph had me wincing;
"The Norman invasion of 1066 saw King Edward I of England subdue Wales, leading to the establishment of the title of Prince of Wales in 1284."
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
"The Norman invasion of 1066 saw King Edward I of England subdue Wales, leading to the establishment of the title of Prince of Wales in 1284."
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Misread a passage in A Tudor Christmas - it said about the chicken throwing performance of Charles Laughton as Henry viii.
I initially read it as Charles Hawtrey.
That's a very different image
I initially read it as Charles Hawtrey.
That's a very different image
December 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Misread a passage in A Tudor Christmas - it said about the chicken throwing performance of Charles Laughton as Henry viii.
I initially read it as Charles Hawtrey.
That's a very different image
I initially read it as Charles Hawtrey.
That's a very different image