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🌲TO, SeaBATTLE!, Cascadika Cup
🔫cjr main (the 'c' stands for 'cringe')
go vegan
🔫cjr main (the 'c' stands for 'cringe')
go vegan
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tocapa
@tocapa.me
· May 11
competitive Splatoon thoughts
Thoughts on competitive Splatoon (or, can you believe my mom has said to me [twice], unprompted, “You don’t think you have Asperger’s, do you?” [her words, not mine]) Too much to encompass in a series...
docs.google.com
A ton of #compsplatoon tournament and other ideas I've had over the past two years. This is a living document I'll be editing a lot in the future. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
in 2026 i'm gonna start a callout thread of #compsplatoon broadcasts with bad scorebugs. y'all have a little over a month to get your shit together
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
in 2026 i'm gonna start a callout thread of #compsplatoon broadcasts with bad scorebugs. y'all have a little over a month to get your shit together
I literally went to the store *specifically* to get tortillas
guess what I don't have
guess what I don't have
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I literally went to the store *specifically* to get tortillas
guess what I don't have
guess what I don't have
spent an embarassing amount of time trying to find this Onion article
it was Clickhole
clickhole.com/the-only-3-p...
it was Clickhole
clickhole.com/the-only-3-p...
The Only 3 People To Have Ever Died
clickhole.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
spent an embarassing amount of time trying to find this Onion article
it was Clickhole
clickhole.com/the-only-3-p...
it was Clickhole
clickhole.com/the-only-3-p...
resisting the extremely strong urge to vomit on this person
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
resisting the extremely strong urge to vomit on this person
god i fuckin hate the Rams
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
god i fuckin hate the Rams
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The Cascadika Challenge Cup returns on Saturday, November 29 at 5 PM! This online tournament is for premade teams from the PNW region to test their skills against each other! As always a raffle will be held for a @seabattlespl.bsky.social or @ubcesports.ca pass! Join the Discord for more info!
November 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The Cascadika Challenge Cup returns on Saturday, November 29 at 5 PM! This online tournament is for premade teams from the PNW region to test their skills against each other! As always a raffle will be held for a @seabattlespl.bsky.social or @ubcesports.ca pass! Join the Discord for more info!
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The Cascadika Champions Cup is the ultimate championship of the Pacific Northwest! Winners of Battle of BC, Cascadika Challenge Cup, SeaBATTLE!, and Vancoral in 2025 will battle it out to be crowned the best of the Northwest!
Join us on December 20 at 5 PM Pacific to watch the event!
#compsplatoon
Join us on December 20 at 5 PM Pacific to watch the event!
#compsplatoon
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The Cascadika Champions Cup is the ultimate championship of the Pacific Northwest! Winners of Battle of BC, Cascadika Challenge Cup, SeaBATTLE!, and Vancoral in 2025 will battle it out to be crowned the best of the Northwest!
Join us on December 20 at 5 PM Pacific to watch the event!
#compsplatoon
Join us on December 20 at 5 PM Pacific to watch the event!
#compsplatoon
i cut this pizza almost perfectly but that's a problem because i usually eat the slices from smallest to largest
reminder that my mom has twice said to me unprompted, "You don't think you have Asperger's, do you?" (her words)
reminder that my mom has twice said to me unprompted, "You don't think you have Asperger's, do you?" (her words)
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i cut this pizza almost perfectly but that's a problem because i usually eat the slices from smallest to largest
reminder that my mom has twice said to me unprompted, "You don't think you have Asperger's, do you?" (her words)
reminder that my mom has twice said to me unprompted, "You don't think you have Asperger's, do you?" (her words)
if you like red onions that's fine but why do you have to ruin an otherwise good pizza by putting them on there
just eat the red onion on its own because you're getting the same experience of not tasting anything but red onion
just eat the red onion on its own because you're getting the same experience of not tasting anything but red onion
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
if you like red onions that's fine but why do you have to ruin an otherwise good pizza by putting them on there
just eat the red onion on its own because you're getting the same experience of not tasting anything but red onion
just eat the red onion on its own because you're getting the same experience of not tasting anything but red onion
reveal tomorrow is gonna be so siiick
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
reveal tomorrow is gonna be so siiick
okay with that cause i hate LAFC more than Vancouver. hope they lose the conference final
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
okay with that cause i hate LAFC more than Vancouver. hope they lose the conference final
it's amazing that Pokémon VGC has a spectator mode that they just never use for anything except Worlds finals
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
it's amazing that Pokémon VGC has a spectator mode that they just never use for anything except Worlds finals
heard one of the players called "a Seattle Torrent" and that is gonna fuck me up so bad
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 AM
heard one of the players called "a Seattle Torrent" and that is gonna fuck me up so bad
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SeaBATTLE! 8 - Octarian Moon is on the horizon! Join us January 31st, 2026 for another thrilling tournament! We will be running a Food Drive supporting Rainier Valley Food Bank and selling a special sticker with proceeds going there. Keep an eye out here for details!
Sign up here:
start.gg/seabattle
Sign up here:
start.gg/seabattle
SeaBATTLE! 8 - Octarian Moon
The best place for SeaBATTLE! 8 - Octarian Moon brackets, streams, standings and schedules all in one place!
start.gg
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
SeaBATTLE! 8 - Octarian Moon is on the horizon! Join us January 31st, 2026 for another thrilling tournament! We will be running a Food Drive supporting Rainier Valley Food Bank and selling a special sticker with proceeds going there. Keep an eye out here for details!
Sign up here:
start.gg/seabattle
Sign up here:
start.gg/seabattle
if the receiver is behind the ball when it's thrown that should count as a lateral imo
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
if the receiver is behind the ball when it's thrown that should count as a lateral imo
what's the non-binary equivalent of yaoi/yuri
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
what's the non-binary equivalent of yaoi/yuri
nothing puts a smile on my face like "fuck Seattle" 🥰
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
nothing puts a smile on my face like "fuck Seattle" 🥰
i hate the Archipelago Discord so goddamn much
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i hate the Archipelago Discord so goddamn much
fucking hate having a gas car instead of an electric
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
fucking hate having a gas car instead of an electric
took me a minute to realize Torrent fits the theme of Storm and Reign and now I'm 100% on board
Forged by nature. Unstoppable by will.
Introducing the Seattle Torrent! Learn more about the team’s new identity, shop all new gear, sign up for the newsletter, get tickets and more ➡️ thepwhl.com/en/teams/seattle-torrent
Introducing the Seattle Torrent! Learn more about the team’s new identity, shop all new gear, sign up for the newsletter, get tickets and more ➡️ thepwhl.com/en/teams/seattle-torrent
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
took me a minute to realize Torrent fits the theme of Storm and Reign and now I'm 100% on board
i obsessed over every Sawant race for like ten years, so I very much know that late votes break progressive, but I just wish it didn't have to be so hard. New York gets to celebrate Mamdami's win; meanwhile Seattleites get to bite their nails and wonder why shitlibs still get this many votes
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i obsessed over every Sawant race for like ten years, so I very much know that late votes break progressive, but I just wish it didn't have to be so hard. New York gets to celebrate Mamdami's win; meanwhile Seattleites get to bite their nails and wonder why shitlibs still get this many votes
sometimes i wish i just weren't so... professional
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
sometimes i wish i just weren't so... professional
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
i'm more tired this morning than i was yesterday i think that zootr may have been a mistake
November 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i'm more tired this morning than i was yesterday i think that zootr may have been a mistake