Todd Behrendt
toddbeh.bsky.social
Todd Behrendt
@toddbeh.bsky.social
Social media addict
We’re eventually going to go to war against a country that hurt his feelings, aren’t we?
October 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“LA, LA, LA! I’M NOT LISTENING!”
October 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“I could have given you the tour! I've been around the station a few times!” She was so hilariously bawdy.
September 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Not infusion. Confusion? Yes
September 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
On a quasi-related note, “Cankles” would be a great Secret Service code name.
August 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Only if they think he has value out of the bullpen. Yamamoto, Glasnow, Snell, Ohtani and Kershaw all better starting options. And Dodgers aren’t going with a five-man rotation in playoffs.
August 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
And there would have been lots more capital letters.
August 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
So greater risk of dying in car accident than in an imaginary carjacking.
August 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
And did that worm make its way into his brain because of his bad diet?
July 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Do both. Be patriotic in an artistic way!
July 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Don’t even have to read the article. Attacking Biden a central plank of the Trump administration. There’s the erratic use of tariffs, abducting brown people and blaming Biden for everything. If he wasn’t blaming him for the use of the auto pen, he’d find something else.
July 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
FIFA: “Hold my beer.”

IOC: “Me too.”
July 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Was there any reason to give Hayes that big a raise? Was there really competition for his services? If not, there better be a trade in the works to create more cap space. Because it seems as if Pelinka will have made it impossible to use the full bi-annual exception for no reason.
July 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’m trying to think of a way she’ll be able to blame Biden for this. I can’t do it, but this administration is awfully creative when it comes to doing that.
July 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Lying or blaming. Standard operating procedure.
July 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Their answer will undoubtedly be some form of “it’s Biden’s fault.”
July 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I can think of a few other things.
July 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Yes. This is the important part to focus on. Not the president of the United States using his position to sell perfume. Please, get into what it smells like.
July 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I also think there’s a sense that AD could have had a bigger career than he’s had, particularly if he’d been healthy. And that may be true, but it shouldn’t dismiss the career he has had.
June 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Pau Gasol is in the Hall of Fame, deservedly so. Do people really think Gasol is a Hall of Famer and AD isn’t?
June 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Won college title, NBA title and Olympic gold. Ten time All Star. Four-time 1st team All-NBA. There is no doubt he’s going to the Hall of Fame. Especially when you consider it’s not the NBA Hall of Fame. It’s the basketball Hall of Fame. So that college title and Olympic gold matters lots.
June 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If I give up my weekend with the plane, can I get cash instead?
May 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Expecting people 1) to get that something is a joke and 2) to be normal on social media is a big ask. But if it makes you feel better, I knew you were joking.
May 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The “obviously” part is the scariest. They know how it looks. They know that middle schoolers can come to the conclusion that this is grift on an unprecedented level. And they do it anyway. Like the Supreme Court and the unenforceable ethos code.
May 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM