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Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · 4h

Boy I hope they’re not going after Antifa like they did trying to find weapons of mass destruction.

Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · 18d

“One guy that did one really bad thing because he found Kirk’s ideology personally offensive” -Federal investigator on the Robinson case.

It may be easier for some to believe in widespread secret cabals, dark left-wing Illuminati, and shadowy puppet masters pulling strings from smoke-filled rooms.

Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · 18d

You are not allowed to ever say “it all happened so fast.”

Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · 19d

Wait, why is he allowed on bsky?

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Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · 19d

Still urgent.

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Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · 19d

Good night, and good luck.

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Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · 19d

It’s not a golden calf, it’s a golden ass.

Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · 19d

When he said he would be a “dictator for one day,” I think he jumbled his words and meant “dictator from day one”

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Dictator from Day One: How Donald Trump Is Overthrowing the Constitution and How to Fight Back

“The best short summary of how Trump is turning the US into a dictatorship.”—Steven Pinker “Journalism of a very high order.”—Damon Linker “A vital and urgent book.”—Charlie Sykes Donald Trump warn...

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Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · 19d

That’s not for the “highly skilled” that’s just a ‘country’ club membership for billionaires.

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Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · May 26

The only minorities destroying America are billionaires.

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Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · May 24

America doesn’t need a revival, it needs an exorcism.

Evangelical leaders say Trump inspires national spiritual revival – Baptist News Global

Now some Christian leaders say they are seeing signs of revival in America thanks to President Donald Trump.

baptistnews.com

Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · May 18

When you're deep in conspiracy theories, it's easier to believe the left is orchestrating global cabals than simply advocating for the poor, due process, and human welfare. Their "evil" makes more sense when you've replaced their actual positions with fictional ones.

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Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · May 8

I’m at Google Atlanta today. Since it’s their Cloud office, security was really tight.

I was greated by a private escort upon arrival but I didn’t actually notice it until he went with me to the bathroom.

I asked if he wanted me to pee in a cup while he was at it.

Reposted by Todd Eubanks

Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · May 6

Maybe we can get Big Bird to do a special about human rights.

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Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · May 6

PBS airs “Escape from Alcatraz” in south Florida where Trump was just hours before his big announcement.

Can we get Big Bird to do a special about human rights?

Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS

The 1979 film starring Clint Eastwood about the daring 1962 escape attempt aired on the local PBS channel just six hours before the president made his demand that the prison be reopened

www.independent.co.uk

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Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · May 6

Maybe we can get Big Bird to do a special about human rights.

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Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · May 5

“Radical leftist judges that demand due process” - the nerve of those judges.

Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · May 5

Save a special cell for a man with really small hands.

Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · May 4

Simplifying imports down to baby dolls would be like Mr. Rogers describing the Holocaust using hand puppets.

Todd Eubanks @toddeubanks.bsky.social · Apr 30

I’ve got the giggles today. And it’s like a jingle in my head that won’t stop:

“I’d like to be pope, that’d be my number one choice.” - Trump

You just can’t make this stuff up. It’s golden! Or should I say, it’s gold-plated.

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