Todd Haynes
@toddhaynes.bsky.social
Waves hand vaguely “I’m not the Todd Haynes you’re looking for.”
This is the kind of thing guys say to other guys all the time. Take that for what its worth.
December 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This is the kind of thing guys say to other guys all the time. Take that for what its worth.
What a psychopath... I worked in drug interdiction with the Coast Guard, and its not the Narcos driving these boats. Its a shitty, dangerous job. The Cartels hire poor locals to make these runs, and saying no can be a risky decision. Thats who we're murdering. Dirt poor villagers, and fishermen.
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
What a psychopath... I worked in drug interdiction with the Coast Guard, and its not the Narcos driving these boats. Its a shitty, dangerous job. The Cartels hire poor locals to make these runs, and saying no can be a risky decision. Thats who we're murdering. Dirt poor villagers, and fishermen.
I’ll occasionally refer to ketchup as “chup”, just to see if I get punched in the face. I never do, which I have mixed feelings about.
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’ll occasionally refer to ketchup as “chup”, just to see if I get punched in the face. I never do, which I have mixed feelings about.
Which provides next to no benefit to the locals. Data centers don’t employ a lot of people.
August 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Which provides next to no benefit to the locals. Data centers don’t employ a lot of people.
Can't they just buy Trumpcoin like everyone else?
May 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Can't they just buy Trumpcoin like everyone else?
I don’t know who that person who asked that question is, but they should primary his ass, and use that in campaign commercials. I’d donate.
May 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I don’t know who that person who asked that question is, but they should primary his ass, and use that in campaign commercials. I’d donate.
So Tesla’s board are Nazi sympathizers. Got it…
May 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
So Tesla’s board are Nazi sympathizers. Got it…
You can’t just step away after what you’ve done Elmo and expect everything to go back to the way it was. Some stains don’t wash off.
May 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You can’t just step away after what you’ve done Elmo and expect everything to go back to the way it was. Some stains don’t wash off.
Good soul? Whose did he steal?!
April 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Good soul? Whose did he steal?!
Lots of us over 40 feel the same way.
April 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Lots of us over 40 feel the same way.
Which, since he plays golf at his own properties, finds its way into his own pockets. He's literally paying himself to play golf with taxpayer money.
April 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Which, since he plays golf at his own properties, finds its way into his own pockets. He's literally paying himself to play golf with taxpayer money.
You’re not wrong. I just want the guy gone before he destroys us. The rest of the world standing together against his bullying, and causing the US as much self inflicted economic pain as possible seems like the quickest way. 🤷♂️
April 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
You’re not wrong. I just want the guy gone before he destroys us. The rest of the world standing together against his bullying, and causing the US as much self inflicted economic pain as possible seems like the quickest way. 🤷♂️
The only way to stop a bully is to stand up to them. You don’t thank them for only taking half your lunch money.
April 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The only way to stop a bully is to stand up to them. You don’t thank them for only taking half your lunch money.
The ridiculous, massive vehicles we make over here literally don't fit on the streets in most European cities, and towns.
April 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The ridiculous, massive vehicles we make over here literally don't fit on the streets in most European cities, and towns.
The idea for Fox "news" dates back to the Nixon administration. During Watergate, A Nixon aide named Roger Ailes would hear Nixon complain about how the press was covering the Scandal. His idea was to create a news channel that would protect Republican politicians by manipulating public opinion.
April 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The idea for Fox "news" dates back to the Nixon administration. During Watergate, A Nixon aide named Roger Ailes would hear Nixon complain about how the press was covering the Scandal. His idea was to create a news channel that would protect Republican politicians by manipulating public opinion.
Lots of leopards eating faces in Miami right now. For decades now, if a Cuban set foot on American soil, they were allowed to stay, but the massive Miami Cuban population largely votes Republican because they oppose lifting sanctions on Cuba.
March 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Lots of leopards eating faces in Miami right now. For decades now, if a Cuban set foot on American soil, they were allowed to stay, but the massive Miami Cuban population largely votes Republican because they oppose lifting sanctions on Cuba.
Chuck is as delusional as the Magats.
March 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Chuck is as delusional as the Magats.
Don't forget dumping obscene amounts of money into a soulless cash grab of a live service game that reached its peak about five minutes after release, and I had to go look up the name of just now because I'd already forgotten it.
March 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Don't forget dumping obscene amounts of money into a soulless cash grab of a live service game that reached its peak about five minutes after release, and I had to go look up the name of just now because I'd already forgotten it.
The Outer Wilds. Its utterly brilliant.
March 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
The Outer Wilds. Its utterly brilliant.
He's totally going to honor himself isn't he?
March 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
He's totally going to honor himself isn't he?