Toddling Possum
@toddlingpossum.bsky.social
Mr. Miller is allergic to raw egg meringue so I was trying to make a pun.
February 7, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Mr. Miller is allergic to raw egg meringue so I was trying to make a pun.
@tastinghistory.bsky.social is allergic to raw meringueutans
February 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
@tastinghistory.bsky.social is allergic to raw meringueutans
Happy Birthday, Mr. Nelson!
Thank you for the many years of entertainment and I look forward to many, many more if you’re still into that kind of thing.
Thank you for the many years of entertainment and I look forward to many, many more if you’re still into that kind of thing.
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Happy Birthday, Mr. Nelson!
Thank you for the many years of entertainment and I look forward to many, many more if you’re still into that kind of thing.
Thank you for the many years of entertainment and I look forward to many, many more if you’re still into that kind of thing.
@sparklesfred.bsky.social saw that video and our home has been increasingly impressed; and helped; by the videos of Alec the Toaster Boy. May his lone and classy jacket protect him for several more decades 🍻
December 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
@sparklesfred.bsky.social saw that video and our home has been increasingly impressed; and helped; by the videos of Alec the Toaster Boy. May his lone and classy jacket protect him for several more decades 🍻
I feel like falling into a fetal position and rocking the hurt away.
When we follow the holy precepts of @techconnectify.bsky.social , our dishwasher does quite well.
When we follow the holy precepts of @techconnectify.bsky.social , our dishwasher does quite well.
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I feel like falling into a fetal position and rocking the hurt away.
When we follow the holy precepts of @techconnectify.bsky.social , our dishwasher does quite well.
When we follow the holy precepts of @techconnectify.bsky.social , our dishwasher does quite well.
Merby Crimmins!
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Merby Crimmins!
Being perpetually excited for Halloween is the proper mental state, though, right?
Right?!
Right?!
December 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Being perpetually excited for Halloween is the proper mental state, though, right?
Right?!
Right?!
I won’t understand it after it’s been explained in excruciating detail. What are you on about?
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I won’t understand it after it’s been explained in excruciating detail. What are you on about?
The author’s substack pings my confirmation biases. Now I have homework.
Thank you for this!
Thank you for this!
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The author’s substack pings my confirmation biases. Now I have homework.
Thank you for this!
Thank you for this!
I hate omniscience assumed by people dismissing knowledge for its own sake. It’s protected and advanced humanity so many times that it’s crazy to want to stifle learning for “practical” reasons.
October 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I hate omniscience assumed by people dismissing knowledge for its own sake. It’s protected and advanced humanity so many times that it’s crazy to want to stifle learning for “practical” reasons.
all the previous infrastructure that has enriched our lives as much or more than anypony else’s and act like the world only takes and never gives.
October 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
all the previous infrastructure that has enriched our lives as much or more than anypony else’s and act like the world only takes and never gives.
@dwr6619.bsky.social , it is possible that some people (whatever is left of the USA’s Fifth Amendment, I plead) see all publicly funded endeavors as absolute negatives until some arbitrary level of justification is reached. As though every individual being in a society may ignore
October 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
@dwr6619.bsky.social , it is possible that some people (whatever is left of the USA’s Fifth Amendment, I plead) see all publicly funded endeavors as absolute negatives until some arbitrary level of justification is reached. As though every individual being in a society may ignore
From watching an internet, I thought your automobiles were a Hyundai Ioniq 5 and some daytime-only gasoline-burner.
And then there were more?
And then there were more?
October 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
From watching an internet, I thought your automobiles were a Hyundai Ioniq 5 and some daytime-only gasoline-burner.
And then there were more?
And then there were more?
It was yesteryear. They altavista’d it
August 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It was yesteryear. They altavista’d it
I think Rowling’s decision to be more overtly open with their transphobia was emboldened by their commercial success and popularity. And now British law enforcement may sexually assault any woman via genital inspection if only they defend it with some magic words. Thanks Joannne…
August 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I think Rowling’s decision to be more overtly open with their transphobia was emboldened by their commercial success and popularity. And now British law enforcement may sexually assault any woman via genital inspection if only they defend it with some magic words. Thanks Joannne…
Ones I’ve used have few dollar service fee.
To get my order not misunderstood and reduce the risk of me having them remake what i actually ordered costs me more money.
To get my order not misunderstood and reduce the risk of me having them remake what i actually ordered costs me more money.
July 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ones I’ve used have few dollar service fee.
To get my order not misunderstood and reduce the risk of me having them remake what i actually ordered costs me more money.
To get my order not misunderstood and reduce the risk of me having them remake what i actually ordered costs me more money.
That’s so gross
June 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
That’s so gross
I was wading into the comments to accuse Hank of falling for Big Phoenicia’s propaganda, but youse beings beat me to the punch
June 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I was wading into the comments to accuse Hank of falling for Big Phoenicia’s propaganda, but youse beings beat me to the punch
Put it in a “would rather meet one of these rizzed up fellows or a human man?” format and terrestrial life will have no chance
June 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Put it in a “would rather meet one of these rizzed up fellows or a human man?” format and terrestrial life will have no chance
Had a split second thought of “pretend I’m neurotypical?” before remembering face coverings exist
June 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Had a split second thought of “pretend I’m neurotypical?” before remembering face coverings exist