Todd Mitchell
@toddnotmitchell.com
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Comedy writer, musician, and game developer in Greater STL. Author: Inside Video Game Creation Laugh at me at Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, Frazzled, End of the Bench Sports, Doctor Funny, and out in public if you want.
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Stay Back 300 Feet, Warns Area Dump Truck in 23pt Times New Roman
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Once a week you should get to appeal a tweet flopping.
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As a drummer I also get “you should smile more” and I also do not like it.
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It’s incredible that they named an extremely popular truck after an anagram for Denial
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In a funnier world, Pete Hegseth would be a 30 Rock character Jack would briefly put in charge of the network while Alec was on hiatus in the 17th season.
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This week in Why Are You on Threads?
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Lot of pretty damn fun video games happening right now.
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I am “Oh, the guy from Happy Gilmore 2?” years old.
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I’ve been pouring hours into a construction video game, but I get mad when they’re doing those activities by my house.

Unfortunately right now a lot of us have the same situation with military shooters.
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I updated on a 13 Pro Max. Probably not a great move.
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That’s Kendra from Pinkalicious.
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zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell
Zuckerberg in a black suit and a wig that's a thick, black bob
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LiveScience is like, "Only one way to find out, and that's with code SCIENCE at checkout."
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It’s a Best Buy manager who has had to ask him to leave several times.
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Everyone: Release the Epstein files.
Trump: Who would like to know at last how butter is made?
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Pre-order my upcoming autobiography: Everybody's Fine with Letting the Bugs In, but Nobody Wants to Go Camping
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Knowing a modeling application like Blender lets you visualize any fantasy you can dream up, like expensive things you could do with your real office but probably won’t.
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It’s crazy that everyone has their own personal font.
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It started as a crappy line of code, but it captured many hearts. 🥲
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As a matter of fact, I figured out enough of Godot's particle system to create a trail emitter veeeeeery loosely in the style of Assassin's Creed: Black Flag, then I made little splashies.
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So it never bothers you guys that the acronym stands for Down Loadable Content?
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Having the time of my life with Deep Rock Galactic: Survivor. Can’t stop playing it, tbh. Rarely happens this way.