Todd Mitchell
@toddnotmitchell.com
Valedictorian: North Junior High 8th Grade Summer School Social Studies, 1999
Oh my god fans remade TimeSplitters?!
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Oh my god fans remade TimeSplitters?!
Order pancakes and begin the negotiations
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Order pancakes and begin the negotiations
One of my favorite dad jokes is to tell my son we need to stop by PetCo where the pets go or PetsMart where the pets art.
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
One of my favorite dad jokes is to tell my son we need to stop by PetCo where the pets go or PetsMart where the pets art.
Sega’s out here like “Hell yeah snap up these $90 games while they’re still $20 off.”
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sega’s out here like “Hell yeah snap up these $90 games while they’re still $20 off.”
Smart TV Ditches Okay Software for Something Much Worse
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Smart TV Ditches Okay Software for Something Much Worse
Every microwave should have a repeat button
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Every microwave should have a repeat button
If I ever met John Krasinski I’d ask him, “Is it true that you aren’t really friends with Jamie Hyneman?”
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If I ever met John Krasinski I’d ask him, “Is it true that you aren’t really friends with Jamie Hyneman?”
I hung up Christmas lights on our house by myself and MyFitnessPal cleared me for a 3,700 calorie dinner today if I want.
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I hung up Christmas lights on our house by myself and MyFitnessPal cleared me for a 3,700 calorie dinner today if I want.
I've lived through listening to YMCA on my uncle's original vinyl record and flipping off an AI hologram. I am eternal.
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I've lived through listening to YMCA on my uncle's original vinyl record and flipping off an AI hologram. I am eternal.
I haven’t mentioned I’ve been tracking calories for a week or so, but there have been signs
People need a happy place to think about, and that’s why I built Nintendo 64 Retro Pizza Hut.
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I haven’t mentioned I’ve been tracking calories for a week or so, but there have been signs
Not exactly the first time DoorDash has delivered something wrong.
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Not exactly the first time DoorDash has delivered something wrong.
People need a happy place to think about, and that’s why I built Nintendo 64 Retro Pizza Hut.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
People need a happy place to think about, and that’s why I built Nintendo 64 Retro Pizza Hut.
I don’t have the temperament to keep trying strategy games in Early Access. 😅
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I don’t have the temperament to keep trying strategy games in Early Access. 😅
Imagine not wanting to spend this part of life farting up someone else’s recliner and watching the grandkids play between naps. He would have even been forgiven for being absolutely incorrect every time he opens his mouth like this. It wouldn’t have mattered at all.
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Imagine not wanting to spend this part of life farting up someone else’s recliner and watching the grandkids play between naps. He would have even been forgiven for being absolutely incorrect every time he opens his mouth like this. It wouldn’t have mattered at all.
Hung with old buddies today including one I hadn't seen in probably 20 years. Wasn't sure he'd remember me. He said that my indie game helped teach his son numbers and the alphabet and his kid kind of grew up with my voice as a result. I can't tell you how hard that hit me.
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hung with old buddies today including one I hadn't seen in probably 20 years. Wasn't sure he'd remember me. He said that my indie game helped teach his son numbers and the alphabet and his kid kind of grew up with my voice as a result. I can't tell you how hard that hit me.
Act 3 of a Scrubs episode while Jimmy Eat World plays
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Act 3 of a Scrubs episode while Jimmy Eat World plays
Had my semi-annual McDonald’s lunch today and my body shut down on me like an old computer for about 90 minutes.
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Had my semi-annual McDonald’s lunch today and my body shut down on me like an old computer for about 90 minutes.
Here’s what I can tell you for sure about Zohran:
Excellent taste in venues.
Excellent taste in venues.
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Here’s what I can tell you for sure about Zohran:
Excellent taste in venues.
Excellent taste in venues.
November 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It's a bummer to know many VO artists dying to get into games and then play major games with voices I've heard in 15 other titles misdelivering lines like they're sightreading.
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It's a bummer to know many VO artists dying to get into games and then play major games with voices I've heard in 15 other titles misdelivering lines like they're sightreading.
As a family of God-fearing patriots, we’ll be fast forwarding this year when Clark Griswold uses a swear and asks for Tylenol.
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
As a family of God-fearing patriots, we’ll be fast forwarding this year when Clark Griswold uses a swear and asks for Tylenol.
Going to dive into geometry nodes in Blender before starting my next scene. How screwed am I?
I've been using Blender without them since something like 1998.
I've been using Blender without them since something like 1998.
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Going to dive into geometry nodes in Blender before starting my next scene. How screwed am I?
I've been using Blender without them since something like 1998.
I've been using Blender without them since something like 1998.
Did a little art project and restored my childhood Toys R Us where I shopped as a kid, worked as a young man, and shopped with my own kid once I was a parent. Now it's a stupid dumb Planet Fitness. 😅
Used Blender and Godot, for you fellow #gamedev geeks
Used Blender and Godot, for you fellow #gamedev geeks
October 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Did a little art project and restored my childhood Toys R Us where I shopped as a kid, worked as a young man, and shopped with my own kid once I was a parent. Now it's a stupid dumb Planet Fitness. 😅
Used Blender and Godot, for you fellow #gamedev geeks
Used Blender and Godot, for you fellow #gamedev geeks
Lady stops cutting my hair for the tenth time, “Sorry, I’m handling animals all alone today.”
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Lady stops cutting my hair for the tenth time, “Sorry, I’m handling animals all alone today.”