Todd Mitchell
@toddnotmitchell.com
Words, music, and games just outside St. Louis. Valedictorian: North Junior High 8th Grade Summer School Social Studies, 1999
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Rematch
by Todd Mitchell —
"It isn't fair! It shouldn't end this way!"
I was about to separate David's head from his body, and he just couldn't accept it. Aaron had spewed vicious insults through gri...
deathbed.ghost.io
If you enjoy gaming, ‘90s nostalgia, and horror, please enjoy my short story that just dropped at Deathbed, a place where comedy writers write horror (not funny horror, oh sh* horror). deathbed.ghost.io/rematch/
I’ll say what we’re all thinking:
If humanity is to survive, we must develop cardboard-proof skin.
If humanity is to survive, we must develop cardboard-proof skin.
January 17, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I’ll say what we’re all thinking:
If humanity is to survive, we must develop cardboard-proof skin.
If humanity is to survive, we must develop cardboard-proof skin.
One fun thing I do is argue with compliments like I’m appealing the death penalty.
January 17, 2026 at 5:12 PM
One fun thing I do is argue with compliments like I’m appealing the death penalty.
I've decided to start writing historical GURPS one-shots to do with my kid alongside his school topics. He will probably hate it. 😅
January 16, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I've decided to start writing historical GURPS one-shots to do with my kid alongside his school topics. He will probably hate it. 😅
Slackjaw LIVE mentioned. I did that show!
January 15, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Slackjaw LIVE mentioned. I did that show!
Nintendo never fails to come through when humanity faces an existential disaster.
Animal Crossing update is early??? Why does work exist 🤣 Don't they know my island needs me? 😭
January 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Nintendo never fails to come through when humanity faces an existential disaster.
We're on a trip in an apartment we rented that said we could bring our dog until like four days before time to leave. Naturally we're here on this trip without our dog now and watching a couple in the building across the street that have two goats. Love that for them, but come on...
January 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
We're on a trip in an apartment we rented that said we could bring our dog until like four days before time to leave. Naturally we're here on this trip without our dog now and watching a couple in the building across the street that have two goats. Love that for them, but come on...
Wild to call the news fake and then raid homes looking for the very real material it came from.
FBI agents searched a Washington Post reporter's home on Wednesday as part of an investigation into a government contractor accused of taking home government secrets, the newspaper reported. https://to.pbs.org/3Nd855X
FBI searched home of Washington Post reporter, newspaper says
While classified documents investigations aren't unusual, the search of a reporter's home marks an escalation in the government's efforts to crack down on leaks.
to.pbs.org
January 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Wild to call the news fake and then raid homes looking for the very real material it came from.
It was interesting making writing colleagues and social friends around the web while Scott Adams traded the reputation earned from his life’s work to become an internet hate guy, sending his lil’ followers after folks I was familiar with. Well, now we remember internet hate guy Scott Adams. 🤷
January 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
It was interesting making writing colleagues and social friends around the web while Scott Adams traded the reputation earned from his life’s work to become an internet hate guy, sending his lil’ followers after folks I was familiar with. Well, now we remember internet hate guy Scott Adams. 🤷
Reposted by Todd Mitchell
Something about taking your mouse pad out of your house reveals how filthy it is.
January 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Something about taking your mouse pad out of your house reveals how filthy it is.
Make it a felony to physically disrupt a person from recording for their own safety. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 10, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Make it a felony to physically disrupt a person from recording for their own safety. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I'm going to go ahead and add "just reliably display Discord" to the list of things my Nvidia cards can't do.
January 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I'm going to go ahead and add "just reliably display Discord" to the list of things my Nvidia cards can't do.
So this was one of the least dangerous situations he’s been in on top of it. Got it.
The agent who fatally shot Renee Good in Minneapolis is an Iraq War veteran who has served for nearly two decades in the Border Patrol and U.S.
ICE officer who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis has served decades in military and law enforcement
The agent who fatally shot Renee Good in Minneapolis is an Iraq War veteran who has served for nearly two decades in the Border Patrol and U.S.
bit.ly
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
So this was one of the least dangerous situations he’s been in on top of it. Got it.
January 2026:
Nobody:
John Carmack: Y'know, I'm starting to sense that the social dynamic has changed on Twitter.
Nobody:
John Carmack: Y'know, I'm starting to sense that the social dynamic has changed on Twitter.
John Carmack wants the creative "Twitter diaspora" to return, because he no longer sees many creative works shared on the platform
January 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
January 2026:
Nobody:
John Carmack: Y'know, I'm starting to sense that the social dynamic has changed on Twitter.
Nobody:
John Carmack: Y'know, I'm starting to sense that the social dynamic has changed on Twitter.
Trump is calling to pardon John Harbaugh right now.
After John Harbaugh posed for this photo, the Ravens went 8-9, missed the playoffs and he got fired after 18 seasons in Baltimore.
Threads
Threads
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Trump is calling to pardon John Harbaugh right now.
Received some very nice feedback today about Rematch, my short horror story that just dropped at Deathbed. I sure appreciate it.
Check it out if ‘90s gaming culture horror might be your thing.
Check it out if ‘90s gaming culture horror might be your thing.
January 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Received some very nice feedback today about Rematch, my short horror story that just dropped at Deathbed. I sure appreciate it.
Check it out if ‘90s gaming culture horror might be your thing.
Check it out if ‘90s gaming culture horror might be your thing.
Reposted by Todd Mitchell
If you enjoy gaming, ‘90s nostalgia, and horror, please enjoy my short story that just dropped at Deathbed, a place where comedy writers write horror (not funny horror, oh sh* horror). deathbed.ghost.io/rematch/
Rematch
by Todd Mitchell —
"It isn't fair! It shouldn't end this way!"
I was about to separate David's head from his body, and he just couldn't accept it. Aaron had spewed vicious insults through gri...
deathbed.ghost.io
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 AM
If you enjoy gaming, ‘90s nostalgia, and horror, please enjoy my short story that just dropped at Deathbed, a place where comedy writers write horror (not funny horror, oh sh* horror). deathbed.ghost.io/rematch/
If you enjoy gaming, ‘90s nostalgia, and horror, please enjoy my short story that just dropped at Deathbed, a place where comedy writers write horror (not funny horror, oh sh* horror). deathbed.ghost.io/rematch/
Rematch
by Todd Mitchell —
"It isn't fair! It shouldn't end this way!"
I was about to separate David's head from his body, and he just couldn't accept it. Aaron had spewed vicious insults through gri...
deathbed.ghost.io
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 AM
If you enjoy gaming, ‘90s nostalgia, and horror, please enjoy my short story that just dropped at Deathbed, a place where comedy writers write horror (not funny horror, oh sh* horror). deathbed.ghost.io/rematch/
If elected, I will be sworn in on the 1996 Toys R Us holiday Big Book mailer.
January 4, 2026 at 11:37 AM
If elected, I will be sworn in on the 1996 Toys R Us holiday Big Book mailer.
Starting a fresh run through the Dragon Age series on Windows. Origins is crashing between scenes about 15-20% of the time. Really adds a lot of suspense to the gameplay.
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Starting a fresh run through the Dragon Age series on Windows. Origins is crashing between scenes about 15-20% of the time. Really adds a lot of suspense to the gameplay.
I often lose track of whether I’m using Bluesky or Threads after a minute or two, unless someone has actually engaged with something, and then it’s usually Threads.
January 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I often lose track of whether I’m using Bluesky or Threads after a minute or two, unless someone has actually engaged with something, and then it’s usually Threads.
Getting into the world of never-ending guitar gear with my kid.
January 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Getting into the world of never-ending guitar gear with my kid.
Why does the default elf in Dragon Age look like he got rich from selling all the tribe’s lore and then got really into MMA
January 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Why does the default elf in Dragon Age look like he got rich from selling all the tribe’s lore and then got really into MMA