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Good news, Leo! Melania is out January 30th!
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Good news, Leo! Melania is out January 30th!
Wilford Brimley was 48 years old when he appeared in John Carpenter’s The Thing.
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Wilford Brimley was 48 years old when he appeared in John Carpenter’s The Thing.
To say you were “disappointed” by the latest I Know What You Did Last Summer movie suggests to me that you are not at all familiar with the franchise. You probably don’t even know about I’ll ALWAYS Know What You Did Last Summer. Clodpoll.
December 31, 2025 at 5:17 AM
To say you were “disappointed” by the latest I Know What You Did Last Summer movie suggests to me that you are not at all familiar with the franchise. You probably don’t even know about I’ll ALWAYS Know What You Did Last Summer. Clodpoll.
Your opinion has been noted.
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Your opinion has been noted.
I always wind up in the same place despite the different environments. I have to admit at this point that the one thing the environments have in common is me. So I’m the same place.
December 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I always wind up in the same place despite the different environments. I have to admit at this point that the one thing the environments have in common is me. So I’m the same place.
People are down on AI, but I dunno, those videos of glass bottom balcony pools on skyscrapers falling apart and emptying their partly human contents into the gravitational atmosphere aren’t entirely unsatisfying.
December 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
People are down on AI, but I dunno, those videos of glass bottom balcony pools on skyscrapers falling apart and emptying their partly human contents into the gravitational atmosphere aren’t entirely unsatisfying.
This just in: Russell Brand has found even more Jesus.
December 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This just in: Russell Brand has found even more Jesus.
Thought I was headed to The Upside Down just to help out but I must have taken a wrong turn because I wound up in The Further and when I tried to get out of there I tripped in the dark and fell into The Sunken Place. Now taking Jacob’s Ladder to Midian. Best I can do.
December 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Thought I was headed to The Upside Down just to help out but I must have taken a wrong turn because I wound up in The Further and when I tried to get out of there I tripped in the dark and fell into The Sunken Place. Now taking Jacob’s Ladder to Midian. Best I can do.
I rarely engage in social media, but when I do, it’s to upset people.
December 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I rarely engage in social media, but when I do, it’s to upset people.
Decorating your car with flashing holiday lights is illegal in California. Last night in Simi Valley, four police cars decorated with flashing holiday (Christian) lights drove past my house while the cops used their PA system to wish us all a happy Yuletide. This, to me, is Christmas.
December 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Decorating your car with flashing holiday lights is illegal in California. Last night in Simi Valley, four police cars decorated with flashing holiday (Christian) lights drove past my house while the cops used their PA system to wish us all a happy Yuletide. This, to me, is Christmas.
So much glowy holiday crap in the neighbors’ yards I feel like I’m driving into downtown Vegas when I get home.
December 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
So much glowy holiday crap in the neighbors’ yards I feel like I’m driving into downtown Vegas when I get home.
This is too much.
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This is too much.
I don’t know. Telling me a zombie franchise entry is the best since the first because it dares to have very few zombies is not the flex you think it is. Maybe. Again. Dunno.
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I don’t know. Telling me a zombie franchise entry is the best since the first because it dares to have very few zombies is not the flex you think it is. Maybe. Again. Dunno.
The Rock got casted. share.google/uDG1vZtf3btz...
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December 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The Rock got casted. share.google/uDG1vZtf3btz...
Fingers crossed that tomorrow I will finally also be announced as one of the actors Tarantino can’t stand!
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Fingers crossed that tomorrow I will finally also be announced as one of the actors Tarantino can’t stand!
First VHS video stores did it to the movie theaters. Then Blockbuster did it to the VHS video stores. Then Netflix did it to Blockbuster. This is the natural progression in capitalism. There should be no surprises.
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
First VHS video stores did it to the movie theaters. Then Blockbuster did it to the VHS video stores. Then Netflix did it to Blockbuster. This is the natural progression in capitalism. There should be no surprises.
You guys. Cuba needs to lie down. He’s exhausted.
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You guys. Cuba needs to lie down. He’s exhausted.
I wish Quentin Tarantino had called me the worst actor in SAG. The free publicity would be a boon to my career.
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I wish Quentin Tarantino had called me the worst actor in SAG. The free publicity would be a boon to my career.
Disappeared to the garage to smoke some weed and get away from the holiday cheer; Nine Inch Nails was playing and I laid my head back in angst against the fridge, and it was just like yesterday except my head got cold because my hair has been thinning for awhile now.
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Disappeared to the garage to smoke some weed and get away from the holiday cheer; Nine Inch Nails was playing and I laid my head back in angst against the fridge, and it was just like yesterday except my head got cold because my hair has been thinning for awhile now.
My tombstone will probably read: “Here lies a man who always made a point of answering whenever he was asked a rhetorical question.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My tombstone will probably read: “Here lies a man who always made a point of answering whenever he was asked a rhetorical question.”
Happy birthday, Dad. Miss you so very much.
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Happy birthday, Dad. Miss you so very much.
Thanks for stopping by, Udo.
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Thanks for stopping by, Udo.
I have no idea who I am or what I’m supposed to be doing. I’m 53.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I have no idea who I am or what I’m supposed to be doing. I’m 53.
A dude who lives in hotels and Airbnbs is not “homeless,” for godssakes.
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A dude who lives in hotels and Airbnbs is not “homeless,” for godssakes.
My tombstone will probably read: “Here lies a man whose acting career was definitively non-AI, but nobody turned that into a thing and then they all started railing against AI, so what the fuck did you expect? Guy was replaced by a cartoon when he was thirty.”
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My tombstone will probably read: “Here lies a man whose acting career was definitively non-AI, but nobody turned that into a thing and then they all started railing against AI, so what the fuck did you expect? Guy was replaced by a cartoon when he was thirty.”