Todd
@toddwr.bsky.social
Here we are again.
Mediocre opinions and wit.
Seattle.
🏳️🌈
Mediocre opinions and wit.
Seattle.
🏳️🌈
Survey of one: National Dog Show is much better at mitigating toddler holiday chaos than the parade
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Survey of one: National Dog Show is much better at mitigating toddler holiday chaos than the parade
Weekends with a toddler
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Weekends with a toddler
I knew blondie was, and that much volume + texture will take SO MUCH work every day. I’ve had my hair like the other guy before.
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I knew blondie was, and that much volume + texture will take SO MUCH work every day. I’ve had my hair like the other guy before.
Top right is the first stop. Top left is the goal.
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Top right is the first stop. Top left is the goal.
The most hair I’ve walked out of a haircut with in a decade. The journey begins.
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The most hair I’ve walked out of a haircut with in a decade. The journey begins.
Flipped over to see who they had reacting to Mamdani’s victory and it appears the brand is strong…
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Flipped over to see who they had reacting to Mamdani’s victory and it appears the brand is strong…
I’ve kept it short for 10+ years because I know it annoys me, especially on the sides, but I’m gonna show my barber this AI coif and see what we can do and how long it lasts…
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’ve kept it short for 10+ years because I know it annoys me, especially on the sides, but I’m gonna show my barber this AI coif and see what we can do and how long it lasts…
Bake Off Tom makes me want to grow my hair out but I know I’d hate how much work it takes to maintain
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Bake Off Tom makes me want to grow my hair out but I know I’d hate how much work it takes to maintain
Back in the real ‘mercuh
October 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Back in the real ‘mercuh
Like Seattle, this city is SO easy to love when the weather is nice.
October 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Like Seattle, this city is SO easy to love when the weather is nice.
Flew home from Palm Springs yesterday. Up early for NYC today. My earbuds didn’t make the bag switch. Going retro.
October 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Flew home from Palm Springs yesterday. Up early for NYC today. My earbuds didn’t make the bag switch. Going retro.
Got my 5G boosted to stream the collapse of everything even faster.
October 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Got my 5G boosted to stream the collapse of everything even faster.
Millions of years ago a fish crawled out of the ocean so I could lift silly little weights and send silly little emails.
September 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Millions of years ago a fish crawled out of the ocean so I could lift silly little weights and send silly little emails.
I’ve been here an hour…
September 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’ve been here an hour…
In the middle of the goddamn desert this is the size lotion the Westin provides in an upgraded room…
September 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
In the middle of the goddamn desert this is the size lotion the Westin provides in an upgraded room…
Eczema stress breakout coming just in time for my work trip to Desert Florida 🫠
September 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Eczema stress breakout coming just in time for my work trip to Desert Florida 🫠
Gross gross gross. I’ve gotten multiple of these today.
September 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Gross gross gross. I’ve gotten multiple of these today.
Timeline cleanse with my goodest girl
September 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Timeline cleanse with my goodest girl
I don’t know of a better example of British optimism than “we’ll survive our rightward swing better than the Americans until/unless this thing happens and then we’re fucked worse and longer.”
September 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I don’t know of a better example of British optimism than “we’ll survive our rightward swing better than the Americans until/unless this thing happens and then we’re fucked worse and longer.”
“Ptown ain’t ready for this!” like Ptown has never seen a 37-year-old gay who got a haircut, went to the gym, and struggles to stay up past 10pm.
August 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
“Ptown ain’t ready for this!” like Ptown has never seen a 37-year-old gay who got a haircut, went to the gym, and struggles to stay up past 10pm.
Channeling this queen tonight www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6CEdRKu/
August 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Channeling this queen tonight www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6CEdRKu/
Akon came on during my workout today and now I’m nostalgic for throwing ass in trashy clubs in the mid-2000s
August 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Akon came on during my workout today and now I’m nostalgic for throwing ass in trashy clubs in the mid-2000s