Is Crispy Gnome anything
January 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Is Crispy Gnome anything
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Two Primus songs in a row in the bar tn. I don’t know what’s going on, but I will absolutely take it
January 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Two Primus songs in a row in the bar tn. I don’t know what’s going on, but I will absolutely take it
Nothing and no one will ever be able to stop me from saying “man, look at those gas prices” anytime I watch an old movie
December 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Nothing and no one will ever be able to stop me from saying “man, look at those gas prices” anytime I watch an old movie
Oh my god dude!!!!!! You’re the funniest person in our two-person text message conversation!!! Congratulations!!!! The NSA agents spying on our phones all think you’re hilarious!!!!!! We even have a trophy for you!!!!! Because you’re so fucking funny!!! The agents even baked you a cake
December 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Oh my god dude!!!!!! You’re the funniest person in our two-person text message conversation!!! Congratulations!!!! The NSA agents spying on our phones all think you’re hilarious!!!!!! We even have a trophy for you!!!!! Because you’re so fucking funny!!! The agents even baked you a cake
I try not to engage in all of this generation vs. generation shit because it’s meaningless, but I must admit it gets old being automatically labeled as “cringe” because I’m in a certain age range. To be clear, I’ve always been cringe! But it’s a character flaw, not a function of the year I was born
December 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I try not to engage in all of this generation vs. generation shit because it’s meaningless, but I must admit it gets old being automatically labeled as “cringe” because I’m in a certain age range. To be clear, I’ve always been cringe! But it’s a character flaw, not a function of the year I was born
If we ever make it out of this, the whole “make X Y again” verbiage has GOT to be eradicated from the earth
December 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If we ever make it out of this, the whole “make X Y again” verbiage has GOT to be eradicated from the earth
I know we’re not supposed to be grammar prescriptivists, but people saying “weary” when they mean “wary” absolutely makes my skin crawl
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I know we’re not supposed to be grammar prescriptivists, but people saying “weary” when they mean “wary” absolutely makes my skin crawl
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HOW MANY TIMES MUST I DISABLE COPILOT BEFORE MY COMPUTER STOPS SHOVING AI BULLSHIT DOWN MY THROAT
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I DISABLE COPILOT BEFORE MY COMPUTER STOPS SHOVING AI BULLSHIT DOWN MY THROAT
I saw someone say today that Baker Mayfield is the Tom Brady of Johnny Manziels and I can't stop thinking about how much they cooked with that
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I saw someone say today that Baker Mayfield is the Tom Brady of Johnny Manziels and I can't stop thinking about how much they cooked with that
Let me preface this by saying I am a lifelong glasses-wearing nerd. But the first person who snatches the fake Warby Parkers off that little freak Mike Johnson and gives him a swirlie in his congressional toilet will be doing not just the United States, but the entire world, a public service
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Let me preface this by saying I am a lifelong glasses-wearing nerd. But the first person who snatches the fake Warby Parkers off that little freak Mike Johnson and gives him a swirlie in his congressional toilet will be doing not just the United States, but the entire world, a public service
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@ everybody else on the road I should not be able to see my own fucking retinas because of your god damn headlights
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
@ everybody else on the road I should not be able to see my own fucking retinas because of your god damn headlights
When Russia interferes in the next election, can they make it so the photo of Trump giving Slick Willy the Gluck Gluck 3000 is broadcast to all voting machines? I live in a state that only has in-person voting, and I think it would be a nice treat to see that.
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
When Russia interferes in the next election, can they make it so the photo of Trump giving Slick Willy the Gluck Gluck 3000 is broadcast to all voting machines? I live in a state that only has in-person voting, and I think it would be a nice treat to see that.
I’m so glad that Elyse Myers is the main character of the internet this week and she’s just getting her entire ass beat lmaoooooooooooo
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’m so glad that Elyse Myers is the main character of the internet this week and she’s just getting her entire ass beat lmaoooooooooooo
I’m going to have to see this fucking holiday Target commercial that plays that Benson Boone “song”/aural insult a lot before this year ends, aren’t I?
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’m going to have to see this fucking holiday Target commercial that plays that Benson Boone “song”/aural insult a lot before this year ends, aren’t I?
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Has anyone checked on Debra Messing since Zohran won? I’m concerned she finally gave herself an aneurysm and I didn’t get a chance to laugh about it
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Has anyone checked on Debra Messing since Zohran won? I’m concerned she finally gave herself an aneurysm and I didn’t get a chance to laugh about it
“Autocrat” is a crazy thing for a coffee syrup to be named tbh
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
“Autocrat” is a crazy thing for a coffee syrup to be named tbh
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everybody gets twenty-four hours to lib out with impunity, tonight is the cringe purge
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
everybody gets twenty-four hours to lib out with impunity, tonight is the cringe purge
I think the end of Peacemaker S2 has forever put me off DCU/MCU content. I’m over movies/TV shows that exist mainly to set up something else. I don’t want to sit through a movie or ANOTHER spinoff TV show I don’t care about for a resolution to the story I DID care about. I’m not doing extra credit!
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I think the end of Peacemaker S2 has forever put me off DCU/MCU content. I’m over movies/TV shows that exist mainly to set up something else. I don’t want to sit through a movie or ANOTHER spinoff TV show I don’t care about for a resolution to the story I DID care about. I’m not doing extra credit!