toilet bones
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just had a very cursed thought about an ai prayer chatbot that's like OUR AI CAN SEE HEAVEN AND TALK TO GOD/JESUS/MAYBE AN ANGEL OR SOMETHING DEPENDING ON AVAILABILITY
toiletbones.bsky.social
i associate this primarily with a weird mra/incel guy i used to make fun of on facebook because it felt like he latched onto telomeres to provide the scientific explanation for why he was objectively the most sexually desirable biological specimen and why women were wrong for finding him repellent
toiletbones.bsky.social
Tony Shalhoub is Rudolph Otto in The Numinous
portrait of Rudolph Otto. I'm not saying you can diagnose someone with an anxiety disorder from a photo, but I know why *I* have eyebags like that. photo of Tony Shalhoub.
toiletbones.bsky.social
like i would be fine with an intentionally barebones joke story like
Hades: HELLO ITS ME HADES FROM THE MYTHOLOGY U GOTTA FIGHT SOME DUDES NOW
SISYPHUS: LOL BEING SISYPHUS SUCKS
toiletbones.bsky.social
that's frustrating because i feel like for a game like that it doesn't even necessarily need that much of a story-- all it has to do is clear the somewhat low bar of "a story that isn't so bad that it takes away from the solid mechanical gameplay" and it sounds like they failed at that
toiletbones.bsky.social
lol that's really good, I haven't listened to it some years
toiletbones.bsky.social
Yeah, it seems like we're on course for more of a Stupid Years of Lead or The Dipshit Troubles kind of deal
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
Pleased to announce I have invented the Cumbot9000, a machine that cums continuously 24/7.

Philosophers have asked whether it is sentient, and their questions are answered by hearing its crudely digitized 8 bit moans of pleasure.

If I do not receive $1 million I will crush it in a hydraulic press
toiletbones.bsky.social
itsa me, margio
mariobrothblog.bsky.social
Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.
toiletbones.bsky.social
okay, so i just want to chime and say that you might be surprised to learn that discipline of philosophy exists-- i think you'll really like it because it's a better alternative to pretending that nobody knows anything. you can probably get your shitty model to incorrectly paraphrase it for you.
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toiletbones.bsky.social
chanting: WEED TREE WEED TREE
toiletbones.bsky.social
Or maybe Eric Adams: Bluesky Ambassador
toiletbones.bsky.social
inflate me just a little bit pls dig dug
toiletbones.bsky.social
Foreplay <---------------> Corn
toiletbones.bsky.social
I like how frequently specific locations will be vague like oh yeah, you know, The City, which the b roll suggests is maybe NYC, but then it's recognizably vancouver. Also, Canadians in bit parts doing regional US accents varying degrees of well is always fun.
toiletbones.bsky.social
Canadian sci-fi as a genre is surprisingly strong
toiletbones.bsky.social
i've played around with QGIS/PyQGIS, though it has been like a year or two at least, so it's a little fuzzy, but it has some good tutorials:

anitagraser.com/pyqgis-101-i...

GRASS is also cool:
grass.osgeo.org/learn/overvi...
toiletbones.bsky.social
I have no real interest in talking to a dipshit child, but wow is whatever dogshit inside your skull fully cooked on this topic
toiletbones.bsky.social
(i'm not happy about how it's pronounced, but new-england-waspy-yale names can get weird)
toiletbones.bsky.social
i realized with some dread that i have given presentations where i said his name and no one ever corrected me, but i just looked it up and apparently i pronounce it correctly