smashed the old fingers in the door hinge at work lads. this is how i die!!!!

nothing to see here, just my little foster baby making me cry this morning

ah, therapy

jinkx meownsoon slept on her ears funny

not all scorpios are mysterious and sexy, some of us are like when you finally catch that feral cat that's been lurking in your bushes and you bring it inside for the first time and it fucking throws its body around the house screaming and shitting because it doesn't know how to be loved.

my lil foster son thinks he has it so good because he can finally grow his hair out for the first time, little does he know I've been strategically combing it into this shape

he keeps falling asleep mid-beg

there is no worse jumpscare on this planet than middle aged people who open with an observation on the fact that you've either lost or gained weight and who then proceed to terrorize you with their perception of your health based on your current body shape. ma'am i'm trying not to be perceived here.

god is saving the buffalo bills for a higher purpose. see y'all at superbowl lxix.