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Salmonoid Typhoon

@tojothethief.bsky.social

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🏳️‍⚧️ they/he • graphic designer • artist • photographer • horror enthusiast • furry trash • Trigun brainrot

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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 15h

Weapons was very good, if you’re looking for a new release!

Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 18h

Haha i felt like its a bit all over the place, but so am I 😌

Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 21h

Such good taste ahhhhhh

Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 21h

13 horror movies to get to know me ✨

Jacob’s Ladder
Nightbreed
Event Horizon
The Thing
American Werewolf in London
Scream
Scanners
The Frightners
Nightmare on Elm Street pt II
The Langoliers
Fright Night (both)
Demon Knight
Braindead aka Dead Alive

NecroDrone @necrodrone.bsky.social · 1d

13 Horror Movies to get to know me by

Alien
The Ritual
The Thing (John Carpenter)
Tremors
Cabin in the Woods
The VVitch
JAWS
Hellraiser 1&2
The Blair Witch
It Follows
Underwater
The Void
American Werewolf in London

💀🐺🌱ArtofMaquenda🍄🩸 @artofmaquenda.bsky.social · 1d

13 (can't choose) horror movies to get to know me by

The Ring (both Japanese and the remake)
Ju-on/The Grudge (also both)
Dark Water
A Tale of Two Sisters
Babadook
The Ritual
Hereditary
Annihilation
The Relic (1997) As a kid I loved that beast!
Pan's Labyrinth
The Devil's Backbone
Coraline xD

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 4d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 4d

🍇 🦝 🦝 🦝 grape bandits

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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 6d

Obviously you can only play bottom golf now

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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 6d

Thanks buddy!

Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 6d

Thank you! ☺️

Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 6d

Fish slime, EVERYWHERE

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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 6d

35 isn’t a real number anyway

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Shutter @poisonedshutter.bsky.social · 6d

It’s @tojothethief.bsky.social birthday so that means he gets to lounge on the sofa. Unfortunately there’s no room left for you so that means you’re on snack duty 🥳

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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 8d

We have some of the safest nature you can get, happy to take you on an adventure if you want to see what you think

Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 9d

Just take a lot of pictures as you go just in case. This car is easy mode though, everything is just held together with a few screws.

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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 9d

Spent a whole lotta time ripping apart my boy so I could have another little dial that goes up and down weeeee.

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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 15d

Really like them! They take a little while to get used to, but being able to stow them and take them camping is so nice. A real kayak performs better, but not nearly as convenient and space saving.

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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 15d

They’re great. Not as stable or fast as a real kayak, but I can take them with me anywhere.

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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 16d

Lighthouse! It what’s makes all our frogs gay here

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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 16d

Last camping trip of the summer found us on the San Juans 🏕️

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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 16d

This is from a guy who restores gameboys, this is what he does with the discard pieces. So its a real one but a working one was not destroyed to make this :3

Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 17d

You can practically hear the power

Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 17d

The most pointless car mod so far 😌

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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 18d

My top speed doesn’t qualify for that either 😂

Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 18d

Who is he 💀

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