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She/her

So tired.
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I’m going for that classic lava lamp lesbian aesthetic
January 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Never kill yourself
January 6, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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all of my thoughts are in animal crossing villager language
December 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
December 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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So if you share some human food to your dog that’s okay, thats “promoting healthier alternatives to processed dog food.”

But when I share a pack of smokes with my dog, that’s not innovative enrichment and bonding it becomes “abusive” and “how does your dog drag the smoke and exhale so well???”
December 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I’m just a girl
December 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I saw mommy frotting Santa
December 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Toxic yuri 🩷
THIS IS A LAGIACRUS X MIZUTSUNE SHIP SAFE SPACE
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Rarity: it’s called a Truke darling. Good heavens don’t tell me you don’t know what a Truke is?

Applejack: a tru..what now?

Rarity: a Truke, it stands for truth nuke. All the ponies who are anypony are saying it. You really should start learning some fashionable language darling.
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Cis woman ally who wears the strap so she can frot with me.
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Really disappointed that smiling friends took a stance in the Wawa vs sheetz debate. Keep your politics out of my entertainment!
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
my wife keeps asking why i wont do political assassination for her like that one guy to charlie kirk for his girlfriend.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I became a father in this dmv.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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take a bite out of you #fnaf2
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Reminder to not build idols

Those who have clout are not prophets, they are people who as complex as you and capable of doing bad things.

You should be building a community you can trust rather than seeking an oracle who turns out to be low key shitty months later.
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I love my girlfriend and wife 🖤🖤🖤
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Average tweet: illegals are transing your kids

Average skeet: why the princess and knight dating in this book is a problematic power dynamic 🧵

Average Ancient Egyptian Tablet: 𓇋𓋴 𓂋𓄿 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅲𓈖 𓎼𓅱𓂧 𓄿𓎼𓊪 𓅱𓂋 𓉔𓋴𓏏𓋴
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Too many of you trannies (derogatory) need cis friends. Im begging you to go outside and live in your body and not your mind.
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Waiting 30 minutes for tater tots just for a drag queen to immediately drop her tip directly into it is actually hysterical. I love drag shows now.
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We did 2 years ago
October 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM