Nixie: Now starring in the submarine thriller Das Boop.

Klassy.

Help! I got worried and my ears fell off!

Things suck. Here is the Dowager Empress, enjoying her chair.

From Midas Touch.

Derp, derp, derp. Am hooman. I sleep on pillow like hooman.

Yoink tried to raid a food item for the first time. Mind you, it was a bowl of Creme Patisserie that I’d put outside to cool, so you can’t really blame him. Who, me?

Get in, bitches. I’m driving.

Once again, Nix is covered in blood. She’s never let a bramble patch get in the way of a good bunny chasing.

Dog stick or sex toy?

Hello. You would like, please, to be throwing toy for me? (Yoink is an optimist.)