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Bacon Buttie munching decrepid ex rugby player, older than pyramids planning application.Oval balls are harder to juggle.

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 1h

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 3h

No one is talking about all of the aphonia cases sweeping the world.

It's the silent epidemic.

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 5h

Barack Obama.
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barack obama is smiling while sitting in front of a microphone on a show .

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 5h

Mango Shitgibbon Trump about now.
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 5h

The Mango Shitgibbon would lose his mind if he had one, so just his temper. Just waiting for the full caps tweets, and Magagammonati meltdown.
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 6h

Being arachnophobic is stupid.

If two spiders want to be together, why shouldn't they?

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 6h

I've just bought a cheap boat.

There was a sail on.

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 7h

Many people believe that icy is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it, I see why.

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 1d

I love dad jokes about eyes.

The cornea, the better.

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 1d

I attempted to get a date with a woman I met at the art museum.

Unfortunately, it was a bust.

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 1d

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a netflix ad shows a surgeon carrying a surgical gown

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 1d

Morning Shosh 👋
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 1d

I told a joke in a zoom meeting yesterday but no one laughed.

It would appear I'm not remotely funny.

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 1d

I once asked my teacher, Mrs Taiwan,if that was her real name.

Apparently, it was her made in name.

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2d

"We need a new order in the country. Our dreams never end, so be a rebel, and you will be touched by the hand of God."
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2d

Treebeard is unhappy about his son Moprick playing with the dwarf Orc.
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2d

"We need a new order in the country. Our dreams never end, so be a rebel, and you will be touched by the hand of God."
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2d

Treebeard is unhappy about his son Moprick playing with the dwarf Orc.
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2d

Breaking:

Lorry carrying strawberries involved in collision with a sugar lorry.

There's a huge traffic jam.

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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 2d

ME/CFS is a devastating condition that has long been denied, dismissed, psychologised and underdiagnosed. Research is at last starting to catch up with it, with glimmers of hope for those who have been left untreated for so long.
There's a huge BUT coming ...🧵
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

Scientists develop first ‘accurate blood test’ to detect chronic fatigue syndrome

Research could offer hope for ME patients – but some experts urge caution and say more studies needed

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2d

"Zo, we must have more aryan faces."
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2d

Last night my girlfriend said, "The clock fell off the wall and almost hit my mum on the head."

"That clock has always been late."

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2d

When you've been riding a horse for hours and still can't shake off the lions chasing you, it's time to get off the carousel.
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2d

"I voted reform after overdosing on Swan."
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2d

"Rene, have you seen my little tank?"
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