I’m concerned he’s going to try and bring back Teddy Roosevelt slang like “Bully!”

It looks like it was exclusively trained on Bill Clinton showing up on Late Night with Conan

Yeah, but “black belt in karate” looks better on someone’s LinkedIn than “bought a gun”

So you’re saying the black belts came in through a vulnerability in the old windows? … I’ll show myself out

Normal people don’t need to worry about being targeted by a black belt in karate. They just need street smarts and not walk down sketchy alleyways, especially since crime is down. Black belts can make more money beating up everyone in an office building.